Firearms Refresher Course (A-Z) - GoFuckYourself.com

DavePlays · 02-27-2003, 02:06 PM

FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

A.- An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
B.- A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
C.- Colt: The original point and click interface.
D.- Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
E.- If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
F.- If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
G- Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
H.- If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
I.- Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
J.- The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
K-. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
L.- The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
M.- 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
N.- Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals.
O.- Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
P.- You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
Q.- 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
R.- Assault is a behavior, not a device.
S.- Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
T.- If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
U.- Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
V.-You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
W.-Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.
X.- When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
Y.- The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
Z. -"...a government of the people, by the people, for the people..."

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

AaronM · 02-27-2003, 02:09 PM

"W.-Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more."

AMEN!

nofx · 02-27-2003, 02:16 PM

G- Guns kill people.

Rutopls · 02-27-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
G- Guns kill people.

Really??? I can't ever remember seeing a report about a gun walking out of a shop and killing someone? Exactly how did the gun load itself?

Perhaps one fell off a high shelf and landed on someones head killing them?

Don't blame a tool on how it is used. I suppose shovels are the major cause of holes in the ground...has nothing to do with the guy using it....

AaronM · 02-27-2003, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
G- Guns kill people.

I- Idiots like you should not own guns in the first place.

DavePlays · 02-27-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
G- Guns kill people.

Do you blame your keyboard for typos?

Miss Novette · 02-27-2003, 02:29 PM

S- Smith & Wesson, the ultimate in femine protection!

GOD BLESS DAVE FOR THIS POST!!

RATBOY · 02-27-2003, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Novette
S- Smith & Wesson, the ultimate in femine protection!

GOD BLESS DAVE FOR THIS POST!!

I always roll my eyes at anyone telling a woman holding her car keys in her fist as a perfectly sensible form of self defense walking to thier car late at night.

DavePlays · 02-27-2003, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Novette
S- Smith & Wesson, the ultimate in femine protection!

GOD BLESS DAVE FOR THIS POST!!

Thank you....

Of those 26, I have about 15 favorites.

Shianna · 02-27-2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by RATBOY

I always roll my eyes at anyone telling a woman holding her car keys in her fist as a perfectly sensible form of self defense walking to thier car late at night.

hahaha I agree. I used to be one of those girls who thought guns were bad up until I began working the graveyard shift complete with my very own stalker.

Now I love guns.

RATBOY · 02-27-2003, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Shianna

hahaha I agree. I used to be one of those girls who thought guns were bad up until I began working the graveyard shift complete with my very own stalker.

Now I love guns.

What really burns my ass is that a lot of colleges and universities do not allow students to carry firearms. The frat boys would think twice about date rape boy...

02-27-2003, 02:06 PM	#1
DavePlays Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: West (by God) Virginia Posts: 1,088	Firearms Refresher Course (A-Z) FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE A.- An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. B.- A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. C.- Colt: The original point and click interface. D.- Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. E.- If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? F.- If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. G- Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. H.- If you don't know your rights you don't have any. I.- Those who trade liberty for security have neither. J.- The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved. K-. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? L.- The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others. M.- 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. N.- Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals. O.- Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety. P.- You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive. Q.- 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer. R.- Assault is a behavior, not a device. S.- Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer. T.- If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson. U.- Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them. V.-You only have the rights you are willing to fight for. W.-Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more. X.- When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves. Y.- The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control. Z. -"...a government of the people, by the people, for the people..." GOD BLESS AMERICA!! __________________ THE BEST CONVERTING TGP If I were only going to submit to one TGP, it would be BOOK-MARK.NET.

02-27-2003, 02:16 PM	#3
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	G- Guns kill people. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

02-27-2003, 02:29 PM	#7
Miss Novette Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 230	S- Smith & Wesson, the ultimate in femine protection! GOD BLESS DAVE FOR THIS POST!! __________________ [email protected] PublicNudityContent by DreamGirls ICQ: 176744220 800-896-9773, x208

02-27-2003, 02:09 PM	#2
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	"W.-Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more." AMEN!