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DavePlays 02-27-2003 02:06 PM

Firearms Refresher Course (A-Z)
 
FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

A.- An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
B.- A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
C.- Colt: The original point and click interface.
D.- Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
E.- If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
F.- If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
G- Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
H.- If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
I.- Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
J.- The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
K-. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
L.- The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
M.- 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
N.- Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals.
O.- Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
P.- You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
Q.- 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
R.- Assault is a behavior, not a device.
S.- Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
T.- If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
U.- Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
V.-You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
W.-Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.
X.- When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
Y.- The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
Z. -"...a government of the people, by the people, for the people..."


GOD BLESS AMERICA!! :thumbsup

AaronM 02-27-2003 02:09 PM

"W.-Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more."


AMEN! :thumbsup

nofx 02-27-2003 02:16 PM

G- Guns kill people.

Rutopls 02-27-2003 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by nofx
G- Guns kill people.
Really??? I can't ever remember seeing a report about a gun walking out of a shop and killing someone? Exactly how did the gun load itself?

Perhaps one fell off a high shelf and landed on someones head killing them?


Don't blame a tool on how it is used. I suppose shovels are the major cause of holes in the ground...has nothing to do with the guy using it....

AaronM 02-27-2003 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
G- Guns kill people.

I- Idiots like you should not own guns in the first place.

DavePlays 02-27-2003 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
G- Guns kill people.

Do you blame your keyboard for typos?

Miss Novette 02-27-2003 02:29 PM

S- Smith & Wesson, the ultimate in femine protection!

GOD BLESS DAVE FOR THIS POST!!

:ak47:

:BangBang:

RATBOY 02-27-2003 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Miss Novette
S- Smith & Wesson, the ultimate in femine protection!

GOD BLESS DAVE FOR THIS POST!!

:ak47:

:BangBang:

I always roll my eyes at anyone telling a woman holding her car keys in her fist as a perfectly sensible form of self defense walking to thier car late at night.:warning

DavePlays 02-27-2003 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Miss Novette
S- Smith & Wesson, the ultimate in femine protection!

GOD BLESS DAVE FOR THIS POST!!

:ak47:

:BangBang:


Thank you....

Of those 26, I have about 15 favorites.


:thumbsup

Shianna 02-27-2003 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY


I always roll my eyes at anyone telling a woman holding her car keys in her fist as a perfectly sensible form of self defense walking to thier car late at night.:warning

hahaha I agree. I used to be one of those girls who thought guns were bad up until I began working the graveyard shift complete with my very own stalker.

Now I love guns.
:BangBang:

RATBOY 02-27-2003 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shianna


hahaha I agree. I used to be one of those girls who thought guns were bad up until I began working the graveyard shift complete with my very own stalker.

Now I love guns.
:BangBang:

What really burns my ass is that a lot of colleges and universities do not allow students to carry firearms. The frat boys would think twice about date rape boy...


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