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noshit · 07-25-2013, 08:22 PM

Guess you have no choice. But it's good news for those of you that have nothing to hide. Yes you lock your car and house doors, use passwords for your websites, email and bank accounts. And probably have a lock box at the bank.

Give in; You can still feel like a winner if you build a glass house so they can see what's on your tallywagger!

Of course they will use you as a model patsie collaborator and reward you with a prolonged death. That will be nice, especially after you and your kids know what to expect.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-57...unt-passwords/

Rochard · 07-25-2013, 09:19 PM

So they will know I am selling a foosball table on Craig's List?

Socks · 07-25-2013, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

So they will know I am selling a foosball table on Craig's List?

We understand you have no need for privacy.

However is it okay if the rest of us have some?

fitzmulti · 07-25-2013, 09:35 PM

I wonder if we will start having to pay for FREE PARKING?

freecartoonporn · 07-25-2013, 09:38 PM

what about those ? who have encrypted passwords ?are they gonna decrypt it ?
why not just ask for admin account in their cms ;P

epitome · 07-25-2013, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

So they will know I am selling a foosball table on Craig's List?

Don't wear yourself out with all of that critical thinking!

shake · 07-25-2013, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

So they will know I am selling a foosball table on Craig's List?

Or some underpaid government employee takes home a password database and sells it to some hacker group who then grabs your domain names... all kinds of bad stuff could happen.

Seth Manson · 07-25-2013, 10:06 PM

rochard has got to be playing games here. surely nobody that claims to be a marine can be this much of a pacifist and so willing to get ass fucked by the government and so eager to give up his constitutional rights that he supposedly swore an oath to uphold and defend

epitome · 07-25-2013, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

rochard has got to be playing games here. surely nobody that claims to be a marine can be this much of a pacifist and so willing to get ass fucked by the government and so eager to give up his constitutional rights that he supposedly swore an oath to uphold and defend

My guess is his fingers were crossed for the word domestic.

07-25-2013, 08:22 PM	#1
noshit Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest USA Posts: 1,582	Time to turn over your passwords to the feds Guess you have no choice. But it's good news for those of you that have nothing to hide. Yes you lock your car and house doors, use passwords for your websites, email and bank accounts. And probably have a lock box at the bank. Give in; You can still feel like a winner if you build a glass house so they can see what's on your tallywagger! Of course they will use you as a model patsie collaborator and reward you with a prolonged death. That will be nice, especially after you and your kids know what to expect. http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-57...unt-passwords/

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Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	rochard has got to be playing games here. surely nobody that claims to be a marine can be this much of a pacifist and so willing to get ass fucked by the government and so eager to give up his constitutional rights that he supposedly swore an oath to uphold and defend