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02-27-2003, 03:10 AM
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my sextoys arrested in airport! (no joke)
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Thanks to sextoyking for the toys (gfy contest) hehe just a lil' problem... called up from airport/fedex this morning that my two packets was held hostage by customs and asked If I wanted to recieve the packet... told a long story about packets from outside, EU, drugs etc. etc.! they will be released on bail monday for me to pick up  When the man asked if I wanted to recieve the two packets (after his long story) I just plain told him! I want my fucking sextoys.... heh thanks for toys mate and for making me cry out of laughing! never ever have I been woken up in a more funny way! Vegas
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02-27-2003, 03:14 AM
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Just wait till your woman finds the toys and decides to wake you up with her new strap on! |
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02-27-2003, 03:16 AM
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LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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02-27-2003, 03:20 AM
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lol AaronM I hope not!
 but im still laughing at the man calling and told a long story about it could be drugs and stuff... when i told him the word sextoys he got all silent.. |
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02-27-2003, 03:22 AM
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Hi Vegas,
Glad your toys arrived safe! I don't think I have heard that one before from Fedex / Customs. We ship world wide every day of the week.. peace Todd
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02-27-2003, 03:26 AM
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Todd,
he must be new hehe! but funny I must say.. first of I was sure it was you making them set me up for a joke... |
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02-27-2003, 03:29 AM
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Vegas,
that would of been a funny joke
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02-27-2003, 03:29 AM
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So...Did you send him a strap on? Enquiring minds what to know..... |
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02-27-2003, 03:30 AM
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02-27-2003, 03:33 AM
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Well...Have fun with that. I hope he sent you some lube too.  |
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02-27-2003, 03:35 AM
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Hmmm AaronM never tried that.... WAIT don't lure me into something painful!
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02-27-2003, 03:37 AM
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Usualy Fedex service sucks big time in Europe....
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02-27-2003, 06:07 AM
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Now with more Jayne
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where in Europe are you? The packages I've had from Todd (hey there are some bonuses working for this company<g>) have all made it through UK customs without trouble.
oh, and the strapon made it through just fine too. |
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02-27-2003, 07:02 AM
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denmark sarah...
strange but probally a one time accident or new employee..heh! now lets talk about these glass dildos I have.....from monday.... care to play  ? |
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02-27-2003, 07:29 AM
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Now with more Jayne
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lol, even I don't have one of the glass dildos..I hear they are top class
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02-27-2003, 07:46 AM
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02-27-2003, 08:45 AM
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Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor but every once in a while.....it's a dildo! Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article `A dildo' never `Your dildo.'
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02-27-2003, 09:27 AM
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