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vegasdude 02-27-2003 03:10 AM

my sextoys arrested in airport! (no joke)
 
First of,

Thanks to sextoyking for the toys (gfy contest)

hehe just a lil' problem...

called up from airport/fedex this morning that my two packets was held hostage by customs and asked If I wanted to recieve the packet... told a long story about packets from outside, EU, drugs etc. etc.!

they will be released on bail monday for me to pick up :glugglug

When the man asked if I wanted to recieve the two packets (after his long story) I just plain told him!

I want my fucking sextoys.... :glugglug

heh thanks for toys mate and for making me cry out of laughing!

never ever have I been woken up in a more funny way!

Vegas

AaronM 02-27-2003 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by vegasdude
never ever have I been woken up in a more funny way!

Vegas


Just wait till your woman finds the toys and decides to wake you up with her new strap on!

adamneve 02-27-2003 03:16 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM



Just wait till your woman finds the toys and decides to wake you up with her new strap on!

:1orglaugh

vegasdude 02-27-2003 03:20 AM

lol AaronM I hope not!:)

but im still laughing at the man calling and told a long story about it could be drugs and stuff...

when i told him the word sextoys he got all silent.. :glugglug

sextoyking 02-27-2003 03:22 AM

Hi Vegas,


Glad your toys arrived safe! I don't think I have heard that one before from Fedex / Customs.

We ship world wide every day of the week..

peace

Todd

vegasdude 02-27-2003 03:26 AM

Todd,

he must be new hehe!

but funny I must say.. first of I was sure it was you making them set me up for a joke... :1orglaugh

sextoyking 02-27-2003 03:29 AM

Vegas,

that would of been a funny joke :)

AaronM 02-27-2003 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sextoyking
Hi Vegas,


Glad your toys arrived safe! I don't think I have heard that one before from Fedex / Customs.

We ship world wide every day of the week..

peace

Todd


So...Did you send him a strap on? Enquiring minds what to know.....

vegasdude 02-27-2003 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM



So...Did you send him a strap on? Enquiring minds what to know.....

nope but there is this anal dildo of glass :1orglaugh

AaronM 02-27-2003 03:33 AM

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Originally posted by vegasdude


nope but there is this anal dildo of glass :1orglaugh


Well...Have fun with that. I hope he sent you some lube too. :thumbsup

vegasdude 02-27-2003 03:35 AM

Hmmm AaronM never tried that.... WAIT don't lure me into something painful!

greenlab 02-27-2003 03:37 AM

Usualy Fedex service sucks big time in Europe....

Sarah_Jayne 02-27-2003 06:07 AM

where in Europe are you? The packages I've had from Todd (hey there are some bonuses working for this company<g>) have all made it through UK customs without trouble.


oh, and the strapon made it through just fine too.

vegasdude 02-27-2003 07:02 AM

denmark sarah...

strange but probally a one time accident or new employee..heh!

now lets talk about these glass dildos I have.....from monday....

care to play :Graucho ?

Sarah_Jayne 02-27-2003 07:29 AM

lol, even I don't have one of the glass dildos..I hear they are top class :)

Voodoo 02-27-2003 07:46 AM

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Originally posted by vegasdude
Todd,

he must be new hehe!

but funny I must say.. first of I was sure it was you making them set me up for a joke... :1orglaugh

He probably opened the box, and played with them on himself for a while.

Interlude 02-27-2003 08:45 AM

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor but every once in a while.....it's a dildo! Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article `A dildo' never `Your dildo.'

vegasdude 02-27-2003 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Interlude
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor but every once in a while.....it's a dildo! Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article `A dildo' never `Your dildo.'
:1orglaugh


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