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ThunderBalls · 07-22-2013, 02:27 PM

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

Exodus 21:7-11
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again.

Exodus 21:20-21
If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

Peter 2:18
Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.

Leviticus 25:44-45
Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property.

Psalms 137:9
How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock.

Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet.

Si · 07-22-2013, 03:30 PM

edgeprod · 07-22-2013, 04:09 PM

The Bible: the source of all of our moral compasses.

purecane · 07-22-2013, 04:25 PM

Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet.

now that is funny...

Wizzo · 07-22-2013, 04:29 PM

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:20

L-Pink · 07-22-2013, 04:36 PM

Ahhh, the good old days.

Phoenix · 07-22-2013, 04:49 PM

I love bringing this stuff up when drinking with religious people

Mutt · 07-22-2013, 05:41 PM

Leviticus

Homosexual acts are an abomination to God. 18:22

If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13

and there are millions of gay people today who are Jews and Christians who somehow think that God changed his mind over the past two thousand years.

DAMNMAN · 07-22-2013, 06:48 PM

Mark Twain is WAYYYYYAAAAAYYYY BETTER!!

The bible is primitive horse shit.

SuckOnThis · 07-22-2013, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

Leviticus

Homosexual acts are an abomination to God. 18:22

If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13

and there are millions of gay people today who are Jews and Christians who somehow think that God changed his mind over the past two thousand years.

Do you believe the earth is only 5000 years old too?

epitome · 07-22-2013, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

Leviticus

Homosexual acts are an abomination to God. 18:22

If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13

and there are millions of gay people today who are Jews and Christians who somehow think that God changed his mind over the past two thousand years.

Because homosexual was a word then.

SuckOnThis · 07-22-2013, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

Because homosexual was a word then.

pornmasta · 07-22-2013, 08:01 PM

“‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...22&version=NIV

“‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...13&version=NIV

But i agree, there is a problem with epitome's classic hebrew

Major (Tom) · 07-22-2013, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

Exodus 21:7-11
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again.

Exodus 21:20-21
If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

Peter 2:18
Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.

Leviticus 25:44-45
Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property.

Psalms 137:9
How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock.

Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet.

Ephesians 6:5
Ds

07-22-2013, 02:27 PM	#1
ThunderBalls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mesosphere Posts: 2,926	Bible verses to live by Deuteronomy 22:28-29 If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her. Exodus 21:7-11 When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property. Peter 2:18 Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh. Leviticus 25:44-45 Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. Psalms 137:9 How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock. Timothy 2:12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet.

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Leviticus Homosexual acts are an abomination to God. 18:22 If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13 and there are millions of gay people today who are Jews and Christians who somehow think that God changed his mind over the past two thousand years. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	The Bible: the source of all of our moral compasses.

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Ahhh, the good old days.

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DAMNMAN Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,440	Mark Twain is WAYYYYYAAAAAYYYY BETTER!! The bible is primitive horse shit. __________________ email: zmaster (at) earthlink.net ICQ: 196678616 ZMASTER One less god!!! I contend that we are both an atheist. I just belive in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

07-22-2013, 08:01 PM	#13
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,170	“‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable. http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...22&version=NIV “‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...13&version=NIV But i agree, there is a problem with epitome's classic hebrew