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ThunderBalls 07-22-2013 02:27 PM

Bible verses to live by
 
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

Exodus 21:7-11
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again.

Exodus 21:20-21
If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

Peter 2:18
Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.

Leviticus 25:44-45
Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property.

Psalms 137:9
How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock.

Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet.

Si 07-22-2013 03:30 PM

:1orglaugh

edgeprod 07-22-2013 04:09 PM

The Bible: the source of all of our moral compasses.

purecane 07-22-2013 04:25 PM

Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet.


now that is funny...

Wizzo 07-22-2013 04:29 PM

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:20

L-Pink 07-22-2013 04:36 PM

Ahhh, the good old days.

Phoenix 07-22-2013 04:49 PM

I love bringing this stuff up when drinking with religious people

Mutt 07-22-2013 05:41 PM

Leviticus

Homosexual acts are an abomination to God. 18:22

If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13

and there are millions of gay people today who are Jews and Christians who somehow think that God changed his mind over the past two thousand years.

DAMNMAN 07-22-2013 06:48 PM

Mark Twain is WAYYYYYAAAAAYYYY BETTER!!

The bible is primitive horse shit.

SuckOnThis 07-22-2013 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19727921)
Leviticus

Homosexual acts are an abomination to God. 18:22

If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13

and there are millions of gay people today who are Jews and Christians who somehow think that God changed his mind over the past two thousand years.

Do you believe the earth is only 5000 years old too?

epitome 07-22-2013 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19727921)
Leviticus

Homosexual acts are an abomination to God. 18:22

If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13

and there are millions of gay people today who are Jews and Christians who somehow think that God changed his mind over the past two thousand years.

Because homosexual was a word then.

SuckOnThis 07-22-2013 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19727993)
Because homosexual was a word then.

:1orglaugh

pornmasta 07-22-2013 08:01 PM

“‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...22&version=NIV

“‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...13&version=NIV

But i agree, there is a problem with epitome's classic hebrew

Major (Tom) 07-22-2013 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderBalls (Post 19727692)
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

Exodus 21:7-11
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again.

Exodus 21:20-21
If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

Peter 2:18
Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.

Leviticus 25:44-45
Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property.

Psalms 137:9
How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock.

Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet.


Ephesians 6:5
Ds


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