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Michael O · 07-13-2013, 10:26 PM

Who counld have imagined this:

A cow has fallen through the roof of a house in south-eastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998

Google Expert · 07-13-2013, 10:29 PM

where's my epass money, asshole?

Rochard · 07-13-2013, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

Who counld have imagined this:

A cow has fallen through the roof of a house in south-eastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998

It happens.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Getsu

where's my epass money, asshole?

Opps.

Michael O · 07-13-2013, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Getsu

where's my epass money, asshole?

I was an simple employee of ePassporte I never had any financial investment in ePassporte, the parent company or any other companies related to ePassporte.

I started working for ePassporte in October 2005 I worked from my apartment in Denmark I always worked remotely and meet the other staff twice in 2007 and 2008 if my memory serves me correct. Beside that I met Chris before that at the Webmaster Access in Amsterdam I have met the guy 3 times in the 5 years I worked for the company.
I started out making $10 an hour less than minimal wage in Denmark and I would like to think I helped turn the company around, I know I did, from failing to a success that dominated the adult business. What went wrong was that Chris Mallick lost interest in ePassporte when he started his movie shit.
He failed as a businessman when it comes to ePassporte as he has failed in the movie business, he could have made a shitload of cash he had a monopoly but he lost interest or he did not know how to profit and he had shitty people in management they for me seemed like they had little knowledgement of what they were doing, then he choose to fuck everyone over including everyone working for him. The staff working in LA came in Monday morning and were told "Sorry company is closed please clean out your desks"

I was used by Chris Mallick, Mark Wheeler and Shaliza Somani people that I had met and trusted and had worked for, for 5 years to spread information they knew to be incorrect about the state of ePassporte, I take responsibilty for my actions that I were not smart enough to know these people used me as their puppet.

Your anger is misguided. Chris' address in Santa Monica is or were well know and he appears in public promoting his new movies take your anger there, he is the one that robbed people of millions not me, not any of the other people just putting in a day of work trying to make a pay check.
I never knowingly lied to any ePassporte clients I were feed BS from the management and if you don't think the ePassporte shit effected me and my life and the a lot of other people working for ePassporte then you are very wrong.

You should put your blame on Chris, Shaliza, Mark and Christy they were the people that knew what were going on with the company the rest of us knew NOTHING.

Chris used ePassporte money to subside his lifestyle and try to break into the movie business wether other senior staff knew about this or not I don't know but what I know is that is dispicable that people around Chris are still is in this industry or are doing business with Chris and his "insiders"

3 years later I am still paying for working for him and I had it easy other people just being a regular employee had it a lot worse. How do you think I feel about Chris Mallick the thief?

This is it I am not posting in this thread anymore.

mardigras · 07-13-2013, 11:19 PM

Yippie yi yo, cow sPlatty

kane · 07-13-2013, 11:24 PM

When I was in high school my neighbor and one of his friends was nearly killed by a cow. My neighbor was driving home one night. He was going too fast along a straight away (as 17-year-old boys tend to do) when suddenly they see a cow in the middle of the road. He hit the brakes, but they still hit the cow at about 40 mph. The front of the car was demolished. The motor basically melded with cow. They hit so hard the spare tire that was in the trunk flew through the back seat and his his buddy in the back of the head, giving him a skull fracture.

My neighbor got a broken arm and both were saved by their seat belts, but the buddy was in the hospital a while with his skull problems. When the paramedics arrives they were both covered in blood and gore from the cow and the paramedics thought they were hurt much worse than they were.

bean-aid · 07-13-2013, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

I was an simple employee of ePassporte I never had any financial investment in ePassporte, the parent company or any other companies related to ePassporte.

I started working for ePassporte in October 2005 I worked from my apartment in Denmark I always worked remotely and meet the other staff twice in 2007 and 2008 if my memory serves me correct. Beside that I met Chris before that at the Webmaster Access in Amsterdam I have met the guy 3 times in the 5 years I worked for the company.
I started out making $10 an hour less than minimal wage in Denmark and I would like to think I helped turn the company around, I know I did, from failing to a success that dominated the adult business. What went wrong was that Chris Mallick lost interest in ePassporte when he started his movie shit.
He failed as a businessman when it comes to ePassporte as he has failed in the movie business, he could have made a shitload of cash he had a monopoly but he lost interest or he did not know how to profit and he had shitty people in management they for me seemed like they had little knowledgement of what they were doing, then he choose to fuck everyone over including everyone working for him. The staff working in LA came in Monday morning and were told "Sorry company is closed please clean out your desks"

I was used by Chris Mallick, Mark Wheeler and Shaliza Somani people that I had met and trusted and had worked for, for 5 years to spread information they knew to be incorrect about the state of ePassporte, I take responsibilty for my actions that I were not smart enough to know these people used me as their puppet.

Your anger is misguided. Chris' address in Santa Monica is or were well know and he appears in public promoting his new movies take your anger there, he is the one that robbed people of millions not me, not any of the other people just putting in a day of work trying to make a pay check.
I never knowingly lied to any ePassporte clients I were feed BS from the management and if you don't think the ePassporte shit effected me and my life and the a lot of other people working for ePassporte then you are very wrong.

You should put your blame on Chris, Shaliza, Mark and Christy they were the people that knew what were going on with the company the rest of us knew NOTHING.

Chris used ePassporte money to subside his lifestyle and try to break into the movie business wether other senior staff knew about this or not I don't know but what I know is that is dispicable that people around Chris are still is in this industry or are doing business with Chris and his "insiders"

3 years later I am still paying for working for him and I had it easy other people just being a regular employee had it a lot worse. How do you think I feel about Chris Mallick the thief?

This is it I am not posting in this thread anymore.

Where does he like to go in cabo? I know many people there and would like to give him a no come by invitation.

lagcam · 07-14-2013, 12:46 AM

Only an idiot blamed Michael O for epassporte's demise back when it happened.

Would take a complete fucking moron to still blame him now..... three years or so later.

$5 submissions · 07-14-2013, 12:57 AM

It could be worse......... killed by a confusedduck flock. Bird strikes can kill a plane engine.

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	When I was in high school my neighbor and one of his friends was nearly killed by a cow. My neighbor was driving home one night. He was going too fast along a straight away (as 17-year-old boys tend to do) when suddenly they see a cow in the middle of the road. He hit the brakes, but they still hit the cow at about 40 mph. The front of the car was demolished. The motor basically melded with cow. They hit so hard the spare tire that was in the trunk flew through the back seat and his his buddy in the back of the head, giving him a skull fracture. My neighbor got a broken arm and both were saved by their seat belts, but the buddy was in the hospital a while with his skull problems. When the paramedics arrives they were both covered in blood and gore from the cow and the paramedics thought they were hurt much worse than they were.