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kane · 07-13-2013, 11:24 PM

When I was in high school my neighbor and one of his friends was nearly killed by a cow. My neighbor was driving home one night. He was going too fast along a straight away (as 17-year-old boys tend to do) when suddenly they see a cow in the middle of the road. He hit the brakes, but they still hit the cow at about 40 mph. The front of the car was demolished. The motor basically melded with cow. They hit so hard the spare tire that was in the trunk flew through the back seat and his his buddy in the back of the head, giving him a skull fracture.

My neighbor got a broken arm and both were saved by their seat belts, but the buddy was in the hospital a while with his skull problems. When the paramedics arrives they were both covered in blood and gore from the cow and the paramedics thought they were hurt much worse than they were.

07-13-2013, 11:24 PM
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	When I was in high school my neighbor and one of his friends was nearly killed by a cow. My neighbor was driving home one night. He was going too fast along a straight away (as 17-year-old boys tend to do) when suddenly they see a cow in the middle of the road. He hit the brakes, but they still hit the cow at about 40 mph. The front of the car was demolished. The motor basically melded with cow. They hit so hard the spare tire that was in the trunk flew through the back seat and his his buddy in the back of the head, giving him a skull fracture. My neighbor got a broken arm and both were saved by their seat belts, but the buddy was in the hospital a while with his skull problems. When the paramedics arrives they were both covered in blood and gore from the cow and the paramedics thought they were hurt much worse than they were.