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Jel 07-14-2013 05:26 AM

Striking similarities between Reggie Deranged and VenusBlogger...

xxxjay 07-14-2013 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 19716441)
I have a feeling some of these posts might be off topic....

Ya, think?

:thumbsup

Porno Dan 07-14-2013 03:02 PM

Look like the public has spoken and XXXJay is a Wizard, not a Douchebag!

O MARINA 07-14-2013 03:08 PM

If I knew how to start a poll thread I would make one "Who is hotter XXXJAY or ZIMMERMAN?"

mad views :pimp

xxxjay 07-14-2013 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 19717080)
Look like the public has spoken and XXXJay is a Wizard, not a Douchebag!

That's not even including all of the fake nics the guy who started this thread used to vote "douche".

I'm one of the most chill people you'll ever meet.

Does making a lot of money over the years make me a douche?

If so, guilty as charged.

Does banging a lot of chicks over the years make me a douche?

If so, guilty as charged.

Other than that, haters...

Hate on...

:thumbsup

24/7 Blogging Crew 07-14-2013 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 19717198)
That's not even including all of the fake nics the guy who started this thread used to vote "douche".

:error:error

ReggieDurango 07-14-2013 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19716444)
Striking similarities between Reggie Deranged and VenusBlogger...

Ding Ding Ding!!! You are an asshole!

Oh, and moron, I'm certainly NOT VenusBlogger - nice theory though!
Have you watched my 28 minute paul markham doc yet? I PMed you this thread to give you one last chance (see post #41):
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19713590&postcount=41

Jel 07-15-2013 04:20 AM

yeah course I have, I mean, you PMd me to specifically give me one last chance to watch it - how could I not?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I didn't think it before, but now leaning heavily towards you being paul wankham. Same bizarro behaviour, begging in PMs to watch a look-at-me!!! documentary that was most likely filmed by eva, same insane belief that someone would need to do anything at all you say because you 'called them out' etc.

And if you aren't wankham himself, you're even more of a whacko nutjob cunt for whining like a little girl that people NEED to WATCH your shitty documentary clips.

Which is it? are you paul wankham, or are you a whiny girl whackjob cunt with deranged beliefs people are going to do what you tell them on an industry-only message board where you freely admit nobody knows who you are, or what you do in this industry?

ReggieDurango 07-15-2013 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19717718)
And if you aren't wankham himself, you're even more of a whacko nutjob cunt for whining like a little girl that people NEED to WATCH your shitty documentary clips.

Ummm, you admit that you haven't watched the documentary clips, yet, you refer to them as "shitty documentary clips" - do you not see a problem with this? It's basically like you walking around wearing a big, bold sign that says, "HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M AN IGNORANT ASSHOLE!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19717718)
Which is it? are you paul wankham, or are you a whiny girl whackjob cunt with deranged beliefs people are going to do what you tell them on an industry-only message board where you freely admit nobody knows who you are, or what you do in this industry?

You will fucking eat those words my friend, I guarantee it.
And I admitted that YOU, JEL, don't know who I am, I NEVER said "Nobody" here knows who I am.. that's the whole point, you doomed fuck, YOU don't know who I am, and YOU ALSO don't know who I DO know. You idiot. You're fucked. You had your chance.

DamianJ 07-15-2013 04:49 AM

Oh no Jel. We're *both* fucked now. Paul Markham's fake nick will post stuff calling us NAMES!

Shudder.

ReggieDurango 07-15-2013 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19717738)
Oh no Jel. We're *both* fucked now. Paul Markham's fake nick will post stuff calling us NAMES!

Shudder.

Hey Damian, HAVE YOU WATCHED THIS YET OR NOT???:

[/QUOTE]

DamianJ 07-15-2013 04:54 AM

No I couldn't get through more than 3 minutes.

In fact, I bet no one has watched all of it. You could, of course, post the YT stats proving me wrong, but you won't. Because I'm right.

ReggieDurango 07-15-2013 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19717741)
In fact, I bet no one has watched all of it.

If they haven't yet - they will..

There are a LOT of things coming to light this week, Damian.

When is your wedding date btw???

DamianJ 07-15-2013 05:09 AM

I knew it.

Not only does the whole thing get hardly any views, those that do watch it can't be arsed to watch all of it.

#epicfail

Why do you care when my wedding date is?

Jel 07-15-2013 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19717734)
Ummm, you admit that you haven't watched the documentary clips, yet, you refer to them as "shitty documentary clips" - do you not see a problem with this? It's basically like you walking around wearing a big, bold sign that says, "HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M AN IGNORANT ASSHOLE!"



You will fucking eat those words my friend, I guarantee it.
And I admitted that YOU, JEL, don't know who I am, I NEVER said "Nobody" here knows who I am.. that's the whole point, you doomed fuck, YOU don't know who I am, and YOU ALSO don't know who I DO know. You idiot. You're fucked. You had your chance.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ps I'm not your friend, you backwards cunt :thumbsup

ReggieDurango 07-15-2013 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19717760)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ps I'm not your friend, you backwards cunt :thumbsup

Nope, but you're a dead man.

I mean the above in a NON-VIOLENT, BUSINESS way.

Jel 07-15-2013 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19717793)
Nope, but you're a dead man.

I mean the above in a NON-VIOLENT, BUSINESS way.

hahaha, I'm already dead business wise, so let's make it in a violent way :thumbsup

DamianJ 07-15-2013 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19717796)
hahaha, I'm already dead business wise, so let's make it in a violent way :thumbsup

I'm confused. Is he threatening to ruin your business just because you don't want to watch his shitty documentary?

Seems like he should be threatening most people here on those grounds as no one has watched it?

CaptainHowdy 07-15-2013 06:22 AM

Mess of a thread ...

ReggieDurango 07-15-2013 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19717801)
I'm confused. Is he threatening to ruin your business just because you don't want to watch his shitty documentary?

Seems like he should be threatening most people here on those grounds as no one has watched it?

DJ, you are late to the party. get involved in the other thread! the one entitled Damian, get involved!
Me And JEL are already Doing Documentary Business There. you had better get involved, I will not always be willing to interview you for your side of the story...

DamianJ 07-15-2013 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19717833)
Me And JEL are already Doing Documentary Business There.

By "business" do you mean Jel is laughing at you and calling you out to give you a slap?

Good stuff!

PS 'Jel and I'.

xxxjay 07-15-2013 06:48 AM

The thread wins the award for the most off topic thread in GFY history.

ReggieDurango 07-15-2013 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19717842)
By "business" do you mean Jel is laughing at you and calling you out to give you a slap?

Good stuff!

PS 'Jel and I'.

Jel in that thread admitted that he has no traffic and nothing going on and nothing is working. I respected him for admitting that, here especially. I know that you would never admit that here DAMIAN, but I suspect even Jel is not as broke a loser as you are

ReggieDurango 07-15-2013 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 19717849)
The thread wins the award for the most off topic thread in GFY history.

DOUCHEY COMMENT, from An UNdouchey Guy!

Jay, in all seriousness, will you watch my 28 minute documentary on paul markham and comment here on your reaction?

_Richard_ 07-15-2013 07:45 AM

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DamianJ 07-15-2013 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19717913)
but I suspect even Jel is not as broke a loser as you are

Interesting. Paul always used to call me a broke loser too.

And yes, Jel said he had no business to ruin, but wanted to meet up with you anyway so he could give you a slap. Put that on the documentary, might get some views then. HTH.

ReggieDurango 07-15-2013 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19717958)
Interesting. Paul always used to call me a broke loser too.

And yes, Jel said he had no business to ruin, but wanted to meet up with you anyway so he could give you a slap. Put that on the documentary, might get some views then. HTH.

I am NOT Paul Markham! Damian, you ARE a no talent, fucking BROKE-ass loser. I asked when your wedding day is so that I can interview you on that day in your tux!? or if you prefer I can interview you during the XBIZ show?

DamianJ 07-15-2013 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19718061)
II am NOT paul markham!

I'd stop posting like him then if I were you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19718061)
Damian, you ARE a no talent f****** broke ass loser.

Says the man with nothing to his name apart from a failed documentary he now threatens and begs and dares people to watch that no one has managed to sit through all of?

Lollington.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19718061)
I asked when your wedding day is so that I can interview you on that day in your tux!

Oh right, yes, of course, being filmed for a documentary no one watches would be top of my list on my wedding day.

And we don't wear tuxedos for weddings here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19718061)
? or if you prefer I can interview you experience during the XBIZ show

I've got no interest in being filmed for your pisspoor failure. Looking forward to meeting you though. I'll be the popular one with lots of friends.

Look, it's clear you're totally hatstand, but you need to understand that 2 years ago you paid to fly to america, wasted weeks of your time filming and editing something no one has watched all the way through. It's OK to make mistakes. Loads of people do. But learn from it. Move on.

Next time, try filming paint dry, get more views I imagine.

:)

24/7 Blogging Crew 07-15-2013 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19718073)
I'd stop posting like him then if I were you.



Says the man with nothing to his name apart from a failed documentary he now threatens and begs and dares people to watch that no one has managed to sit through all of?

Lollington.



Oh right, yes, of course, being filmed for a documentary no one watches would be top of my list on my wedding day.

And we don't wear tuxedos for weddings here.



I've got no interest in being filmed for your pisspoor failure. Looking forward to meeting you though. I'll be the popular one with lots of friends.

Look, it's clear you're totally hatstand, but you need to understand that 2 years ago you paid to fly to america, wasted weeks of your time filming and editing something no one has watched all the way through. It's OK to make mistakes. Loads of people do. But learn from it. Move on.

Next time, try filming paint dry, get more views I imagine.

:)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gj4OaHZt8E...10-d2zxnd8.jpg

ReggieDurango 07-15-2013 09:34 AM

DAMIAN: "I've got no interest in being filmed for your pisspoor failure. Looking forward to meeting you though. I'll be the popular one with lots of frienDN"

LOLLINGTON!!!


DAMIAN: "Look, it's clear you're totally hatstand, but you need to understand that 2 years ago you paid to fly to america, wasted weeks of your time filming and editing something no one has watched all the way through. It's OK to make mistakes. Loads of people do. But learn from it. Move on."

Actually, I live in America, you dimwit. I did not pay to fly to America since I already am here. I paid to fly to the Czech Republic to interview Paul. it was basically a working vacation, you see if I can afford to fly to the Czech Republic and do stuff like that. why is this? because I'm successful and I have the. Damian you on the other hand are a broke f****** loser!

:)[/QUOTE]

ReggieDurango 07-15-2013 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reggiedurango (Post 19718093)
damian: "i've got no interest in being filmed for your pisspoor failure. Looking forward to meeting you though. I'll be the popular one with lots of friends."

lollington!!!


Damian: "look, it's clear you're totally hatstand, but you need to understand that 2 years ago you paid to fly to america, wasted weeks of your time filming and editing something no one has watched all the way through. It's ok to make mistakes. Loads of people do. But learn from it. Move on."

actually, i live in america, you dimwit. I did not pay to fly to america since i already am here. I paid to fly to the czech republic to interview paul. It was basically a working vacation, you see. I can afford to fly to the czech republic and do stuff like that. Why is this? Because i'm successful and i have the funds to pay for my vacations and other trips. Damian you on the other hand are a broke fucking loser!

:)

50???????

24/7 Blogging Crew 07-15-2013 09:37 AM

tree fiddy

DamianJ 07-15-2013 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19718093)
DAMIAN: "I've got no interest in being filmed for your pisspoor failure. Looking forward to meeting you though. I'll be the popular one with lots of frienDN"

LOLLINGTON!!!


DAMIAN: "Look, it's clear you're totally hatstand, but you need to understand that 2 years ago you paid to fly to america, wasted weeks of your time filming and editing something no one has watched all the way through. It's OK to make mistakes. Loads of people do. But learn from it. Move on."

Actually, I live in America, you dimwit. I did not pay to fly to America since I already am here. I paid to fly to the Czech Republic to interview Paul. it was basically a working vacation, you see if I can afford to fly to the Czech Republic and do stuff like that. why is this? because I'm successful and I have the. Damian you on the other hand are a broke f****** loser!

:)

Paul struggled getting the quote feature to work too.

Also, where did I suggest you flew to America to film Paul? That'd be silly cos he lives in Brno. Still, 2 years and no one has watched it all the way through should be enough to tell you to call it a day.

Can't wait to meet you in London! I can give you some marketing tips on how to get people to watch your shitty film.

DamianJ 07-15-2013 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19718099)
50???????

No, love, not quite. 150. 3 pages. 50 posts per page. Fairly straightforward.

I can draw you a picture if you still don't get it? LMK.

ReggieDurango 07-15-2013 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19718178)
Also, where did I suggest you flew to America to film Paul?

you wrote that in your post you Moron.

DamianJ 07-15-2013 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 19718196)
you Moron.

*moron

Paul used to call people names when he couldn't actually address the point raised too.

Funny that!

Look, you failed. It is OK to fail. You spent your own money and weeks of your time on a project no one can even be bothered to watch all the way through. And that is OK. You just need to learn from this mistake, and move on.

Well, maybe meet Jel and film him giving you a slap. That would increase your views no end.

Either way, upshot is you chose to waste your time and money on a project literally no one gives two shits about. So rather than beg people to watch it, give up. Move on. Create a new fake nick and film a new documentary about DVTimes. "He's on the dole, he's mentally ill and he pays girls to take their clothes off". C4 would bite your hand off for that. Or get Gary? "I pimp my wife out for £50 for bareback sex and still can't spell 'pimp'"

Have luck!

ReggieDurango 07-16-2013 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19718209)
film a new documentary about DVTimes.

WOW, Damian, not a bad idea to interview DVT for HIS take on all this!
DVT, sorry I didn't think of it before, and it's highly ironic that it was DAMIAN'S idea, but do you wanna be interviewed for this documentary and tell your side of the story about paul and damian and gfy?

DamianJ 07-17-2013 01:11 AM

It's not ironic in the least. And Adam thinks London is too far to come from Leeds, so you'll have to hot foot it up there to shoot him but it would be brilliant footage. You'll see that he is an absolute mental.

ReggieDurango 07-17-2013 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19721087)
It's not ironic in the least. And Adam thinks London is too far to come from Leeds, so you'll have to hot foot it up there to shoot him but it would be brilliant footage. You'll see that he is an absolute mental.

So why don't we complete the "Dragon Triad" of British interviewees, Damian? You, Paul, and DVT certainly will make a nice, well-rounded cast.

DamianJ 07-17-2013 01:29 AM

For the 27th time, you documentary failed. No one has even watched it all the way through. I've absolutely no interest in being filmed by you. For anything. Ever.

Have another drink, love.


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