JEL, I assure you, I'm not playing checkers, I'm playing chess. You should just do the right thing..
 

I guarantee there will be a time, within your lifetime, JEL, where you come to regret those words, especially the bolded words above, whoever the fuck you are. That is not a threat, but indeed a fact.

I mean the above in a completely non-violent way. I mean it merely in a business / BIDNESS way! :1orglaugh:321GFY:error

OK JEL, Here is your LAST chance, AS A FELLOW ADULT INDUSTRY MEMBER, WILL YOU KINDLY WATCH 28 MINUTES OF MY CONTENT ANT LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF IT??? Yes or No, please..If Yes, please post your response in this thread:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1114769
THANKS!:





Oh, and anyone else who is really in the adult industry, please watch the above documentary and feel free to post your reviews/responses in this thread:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1114769

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ReggieDurango........wow

I know it seems theatrical.
All i ask is people watch videos of the REAL Paul Markham, and decide if you really don't like him !! :2 cents::2 cents:

wow we got a lame thread with a whole lame sub thread in it!!!

Et Tu, ROALD? :-(
AND I'm the guy that posted the 'Yo Roald, Is Freeones Down?' thread the other day!
Lol! :1orglaugh

In all honesty, Roald, I know you're a smart guy. I know you went to college and are successful with freeones and that you liked the Adios Motherfuckers (Blue Drink!) at Saddle Ranch when we had them that night I met you with Penny Flame.

ANYWAY, as you can see we're debating, among other things, getting people in the industry to actually WATCH video content.

Roald, would you do me a very big personal favor? Please watch the full 28-minute paul markham video! I'm talking watch it in one sitting: again, it's 28 minutes long, but the time flies and it's great fun!
Would LOVE to hear your response to how Paul is in real life in these videos, verses how he is on the board? The resposne can be brief if you want, even one sentence! Or a phrase! Or even one word! Just please, watch Paul, the REAL Paul, and react ! :thumbsup

Thanks man, I would truly appreciate it.

lol sorry but nah, lets not.

I've met the "real" Paul 2 times both times did not change my few on him.

PS, this thread is about Jay!

this thread is hilarious

True TRUE; this thread is about Jay, a GREAT dude I've met several times and who has always been cool in person, not a douche.

Jay, If you're out there reading this, 1. You are NOT a douchebag and I hope this poll goes in your favor of non-douche-baggery-status, and 2. Sorry, NOT trying to thread jack!
It's 5:41 here in North Hollywood, and I'm thinking about going for a morning swim at our favorite LA Fitness in Studio City - Outdoor Hottub!
Jay, (And Porno Dan if you're around), I'd also LOVE to get your guys' reactions to my documentary. Dan, of course you are no stranger to documentaries about porn :-)

Anyway, ROALD, dude, I hear what you're saying. But there's another element to this as well - I'm a "sensitive filmmaker" - I also want you guys to watch my "work"; hell, I worked hard shooting and editing it! As you can see from posts like #20 above, we're also talking about how hard it is to get people in the adult industry to actually WATCH VIDEO CONTENT, unless it is their own content ;-)

I'm frankly SHOCKED that neither Damian nor Fabian have watched these videos, as they are about them as well!

SO here I am Roald, hat in hand, asking you, "yo dude, check out my video I made man, it's less than half an hour and it's fun and about our industry! let me know what you think". If you do do me the honor of watching this 28 minute video, feel free to respond here or off-board :-)

jay got beat up for being a douche

50 doc views!
 

!!!!!!!!

Seriously, have you gone a bit mental?

You seem to start a new thread every day about Paul. And now you are hijacking another thread to moan about no one wanting to watch your "documentary".

Look, I guess I feel a little sorry for you wasting all that time and money flying to Brno, shooting and editing a film that gets less views than one episode of pornbeer, but you need to let it go.

I suggest you start your own forum. ilovepaulmarkham.com is available. You can let Paul be a member, he can post shit no one reads, and you can post your films that no one watches.

It will be perfect.

A SCREENGRAB of my PMs with Damian
 

http://i.imgur.com/KTrgQoR.png

You see Damian, I just want to give you the opportunity for you to explain your side of the story on camera, MATE! Because all of your posts here regarding Paul make you out to be a total LOONEY. I want to give you ONE fair opportunity to explain yourself once and for all.

wtf this guy is a retard, why in the fuck are you obsessed with paul markham? Are you crazy?

Look at your own Private Messages to Me:
http://i.imgur.com/yy4JZu5.png

You are addressing ME as PAUL - but you are too smart to actually believe that I am Paul. Yet you address me as Paul in a PM?!? WTF? NO ONE ELSE besides me will see your "joke", so what, may I ask, what that all about, exactly?

Well until now, no one will see your "joke"

Who is looney tunes now, big guy?

watch movie first, make comments later, little boy:1orglaugh

Ok, I'm off to the pool, have a good time, everyone!

You are. Quite clearly.

If you're not Paul, then you paid a few grand to fly to Czechland, waste 3 days shooting him, waste 2 weeks editing it, and then fail to sell it or get any views on it on youtube.

Now, 2 years later and with less views than one episode of pornbeer, you start new threads daily begging people to watch it.

You are either Paul's fake nick or are mentally ill.

Funny stuff, either way.

Ok, before I finalllly get to leave for the pool:
You wrote, "You are either Paul's fake nick or are mentally ill."
I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT PAUL MARKHAM. Maybe I am a bit mentally ill. Aren't we all? DAMIAN, You definitely are a fucking psycho.

Damian, now that Paul has all this time on his hands, thanks to you getting him banned here, he has done quite a thorough researching job; looking into your past online bullying (before porn) and let me tell you ERIC, THEO, and everyone else. This guy is sick. He has a fucked up, twisted history of online bullying and it's a SHAME he isn't banned here for life.

LOLLINGTON? ! THAT is all you can say right now?

I don't want to resort to name-calling, but Damian Jennings, You are a complete, utter fucking pussy.

Before Damian posted that stupid picture above, he posted "Lollington" but then realized he had written that in his PM to me, the screengrab of which I posted above, so he edited out "Lollington" and replaced with the above overused, cliched, stupid image.

Porn Beer completely sucks too, by the way, you no talent ass clown.

as i wrote above in the reason for editing:
"I still really want to go to the pool, but I can keep doing this as long as you want today, DamianJ"

I can't wait until this completely bites you in the ass Damian. You are fucked.

You guys are all pshyco

thats not Frank, its Chris Butler. The scam artist who used to have the nick 2013 and somehow is still allowed to chat here even though he is a known scam artist.

Keep digging the hole deeper Damian, I will just keep responding with this truth:

Damian, now that Paul has all this time on his hands, thanks to you getting him banned here, he has done quite a thorough researching job; looking into your past online bullying (before porn) and let me tell you ERIC, THEO, and everyone else. This guy is sick. He has a fucked up, twisted history of online bullying and it's a SHAME he isn't banned here for life.

See the fact is that you are completely fucked. It's inevitable. When you got Paul banned from here, you opened Pandora's box. NOW HE HAS NOTHING BUT TIME ON HIS HANDS YOU IDIOT! Your ugly online bullying history will eventually catch up with you and the only chance you have to save yourself, ironically, is to meet me at Xbiz and give your side of the story on camera. Otherwise, mate, I just don't see things going well for you in the future. Paul will just keep digging up your dirt, relentlessly, like you know he will. I suppose you could physically go to BRNO and try to stop him, but I'm sure you're not dumb enough to break the law are you?

What I wrote above as reason for editing: "Can't wait for your next response DAMIANJ! It will probably be something spineless and lame and unfunny."

Damian's response:
Yup, I was pretty much spot on with my prediction.

HEY DAMIAN, are you going to EVER post in THIS THREAD:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1114769

..or are you going to keep pretending it doesn't exist???

Oh god no, of course not. I know it annoys you so much that I am not responding.

Ok fine, don't post there. No skin off my sac.
But WHAT are you going to do about THIS little problem you now have, DamianJ? Are you going to tell your fiancee about your past?


Damian, now that Paul has all this time on his hands, thanks to you getting him banned here, he has done quite a thorough researching job; looking into your past online bullying (before porn) and let me tell you ERIC, THEO, and everyone else. This guy is sick. He has a fucked up, twisted history of online bullying and it's a SHAME he isn't banned here for life.

See the fact is that you are completely fucked. It's inevitable. When you got Paul banned from here, you opened Pandora's box. NOW HE HAS NOTHING BUT TIME ON HIS HANDS YOU IDIOT! Your ugly online bullying history will eventually catch up with you and the only chance you have to save yourself, ironically, is to meet me at Xbiz and give your side of the story on camera. Otherwise, mate, I just don't see things going well for you in the future. Paul will just keep digging up your dirt, relentlessly, like you know he will. I suppose you could physically go to BRNO and try to stop him, but I'm sure you're not dumb enough to break the law are you?[/QUOTE]

What problem?

All I see is you pretending you are not Paul and posting the same nonsense over and over again.

well maybe you should read between the lines, you dimwit, I mean, after all, this is your life on the line here, so maybe you should take it more seriously.

This is what Paul wants me to communicate in this thread:

"As for Damian, emphasize that once I found more victims the searching became easy."


Damian, you're fucked, you're SO FUCKED! You have PAUL MARKHAM with endless time on his hands with the sole mission of researching your online bullying past! Hahahahahahahaha YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

I GUESS WE REAP WHAT WE SOW

is there a such thing as a half douche? :Oh crap

Yeah. I am fucked. I told him my old username on a usenet magic group and he has found out I took the piss out of some idiot magicians 12 years ago.

FUCK ME I AM TERRIFIED OF THE IMPLICATIONS!

Anyway, I'd stop posting what Paul tells you to post. It is essentially, helping him evade his ban.

I'd hate to see you banned too for helping him evade his ban.

That'd be awful.

I will literally wager $5K right now that you get banned here before I EVER do. Do you accept this bet?

Oh, before you lose your money, let me remind you about this:


Damian, now that Paul has all this time on his hands, thanks to you getting him banned here, he has done quite a thorough researching job; looking into your past online bullying (before porn) and let me tell you ERIC, THEO, and everyone else. This guy is sick. He has a fucked up, twisted history of online bullying and it's a SHAME he isn't banned here for life.

See the fact is that you are completely fucked. It's inevitable. When you got Paul banned from here, you opened Pandora's box. NOW HE HAS NOTHING BUT TIME ON HIS HANDS YOU IDIOT! Your ugly online bullying history will eventually catch up with you and the only chance you have to save yourself, ironically, is to meet me at Xbiz and give your side of the story on camera. Otherwise, mate, I just don't see things going well for you in the future. Paul will just keep digging up your dirt, relentlessly, like you know he will. I suppose you could physically go to BRNO and try to stop him, but I'm sure you're not dumb enough to break the law are you?[/QUOTE]


"As for Damian, emphasize that once I found more victims the searching became easy."


Damian, you're fucked, you're SO FUCKED! You have PAUL MARKHAM with endless time on his hands with the sole mission of researching your online bullying past! Hahahahahahahaha YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

you got mad font size skillz, bro!