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Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 07:16 AM

Woman marries 600-year-old bridge: 'He's sensual, kind and handsome'

A woman has married a 600-year-old bridge in France.

Jodie Rose, an Australian artist, visited Le Pont du Diable as part of her 'Singing Bridges' project, recording the vibrations in bridge cables.

Explaining that she felt the world move under her feet while standing on the 14th Century structure, Rose wrote on her website: "The Devil's Bridge is everything I could desire in a husband - sturdy, trustworthy, sensual, kind and handsome.

"He understands that I love other bridges - and men. Ours is a love that embraces the vagaries of life, as materialized in the swirling currents of the river that flows beneath his magnificent body."

The ceremony took place at the mouth of the bridge, where the new Mrs Le Pont du Diable wore a wedding gown and held a small service for 14 close friends and local members of the community.

The French government does not legally recognize the marriage, but the bride has insisted that the union is as strong as any other.

"This is not a decision I undertake lightly, just as our curves complement, we truly bring joy to each other, and the strength of his pylons will always carry me home," Rose added.

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_Richard_ · 07-07-2013, 07:20 AM

how did she get consent? if she can't prove she got consent, are you all charging her with rape?

Rochard · 07-07-2013, 07:29 AM

This woman needs to be arrested and committed.

arock10 · 07-07-2013, 07:34 AM

Yes because humans are the exact same thing as bridges.

pornmasta · 07-07-2013, 09:20 AM

I'm not equal to her.

CDSmith · 07-07-2013, 09:21 AM

I can't wait to see what their first child will look like.

Could be a new niche in the offing.

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I can't wait to see what their first child will look like.

Could be a new niche in the offing.

that's what I'm thinking

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

how did she get consent? if she can't prove she got consent, are you all charging her with rape?

interesting how you have assigned blame to me

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

This woman needs to be arrested and committed.

yeah no shit... just imagine some guy, wanting to marry another guy ... how weird would that be???

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-07-2013, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

yeah no shit... just imagine some guy, wanting to marry another guy ... how weird would that be???

Not as weird as this:

Gay marriage is mostly only weird to homophobic bigots and religious zealots.

You seem really disturbed about gay marriage, why is that? Bad experience with a priest?

ADG

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Not as weird as this:

Gay marriage is mostly only weird to homophobic bigots and religious zealots.

You seem really disturbed about gay marriage, why is that? Bad experience with a priest?

ADG

I hadn't realized you were so creepy Lawrence

I've stated several time in no uncertain terms I could actually care less one way of the other but am neutral. this is a PORN forum not a 'social injustice form' and the forum is named 'gofuckyourself..'

so if I want to make jokes at the expenses of gay marriage so the fuck what? get a fucking clue will ya?

oh, and one more thing on a serious note, the traditional vaule and meaning the word marriage has been destroyed in no uncertain terms, even someone like you can probably understand that... and now since the boundaries of the word marriage are no longer 'defined' anything is possible

and this is where you step in a state "marriage means two people" too which I replay "oh? I'm sorry Lawrence, I hadn't realized only homosexuals could redefine the cultural ideology to words, I apologize"

pornmasta · 07-07-2013, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Gay marriage is mostly only weird to homophobic bigots and religious zealots.

I thought that marriage was for children ?

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

I thought that marriage was for children ?

children can only get married in some areas, like Arkansas

pornmasta · 07-07-2013, 10:17 AM

I know arkansas and kabul

BlackCrayon · 07-07-2013, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I hadn't realized you were so creepy Lawrence

I've stated several time in no uncertain terms I could actually care less one way of the other but am neutral. this is a PORN forum not a 'social injustice form' and the forum is named 'gofuckyourself..'

so if I want to make jokes at the expenses of gay marriage so the fuck what? get a fucking clue will ya?

oh, and one more thing on a serious note, the traditional vaule and meaning the word marriage has been destroyed in no uncertain terms, even someone like you can probably understand that... and now since the boundaries of the word marriage are no longer 'defined' anything is possible

and this is where you step in a state "marriage means two people" too which I replay "oh? I'm sorry Lawrence, I hadn't realized only homosexuals could redefine the cultural ideology to words, I apologize"

pretty much every tradition as changed over centuries/decades so why should marriage be any different?

SuckOnThis · 07-07-2013, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I hadn't realized you were so creepy Lawrence

Says the guy comparing gay marriage to marrying a bridge.

Dvae · 07-07-2013, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I hadn't realized you were so creepy Lawrence

I've stated several time in no uncertain terms I could actually care less one way of the other but am neutral. this is a PORN forum not a 'social injustice form' and the forum is named 'gofuckyourself..'

so if I want to make jokes at the expenses of gay marriage so the fuck what? get a fucking clue will ya?

oh, and one more thing on a serious note, the traditional vaule and meaning the word marriage has been destroyed in no uncertain terms, even someone like you can probably understand that... and now since the boundaries of the word marriage are no longer 'defined' anything is possible

and this is where you step in a state "marriage means two people" too which I replay "oh? I'm sorry Lawrence, I hadn't realized only homosexuals could redefine the cultural ideology to words, I apologize"

Don't you see certain PC topics are off limits even on GFY.

pornmasta · 07-07-2013, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

pretty much every tradition as changed over centuries/decades so why should marriage be any different?

why is it important to marry ?

BlackCrayon · 07-07-2013, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

why is it important to marry ?

it can make things easier for legal reasons when it comes to kids, etc. apparently its a hassle to take your kids out of the country if you're not married. also to share your last name i suppose. otherwise, i couldn't say.

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

it can make things easier for legal reasons when it comes to kids, etc. apparently its a hassle to take your kids out of the country if you're not married. also to share your last name i suppose. otherwise, i couldn't say.

yeah there are all kinds of legal issue that marriage address, and divorce as well. plus health ins, tax issues and inheritance are just a few of the many other ..

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

pretty much every tradition as changed over centuries/decades so why should marriage be any different?

very true.... except for longstanding cultures like the jews maybe 3500 years and counting

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

Don't you see certain PC topics are off limits even on GFY.

when will I every learn

If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 60 years ago, a liberal 30 years ago and a racist today.-Thomas Sowell

nexcom28 · 07-07-2013, 01:52 PM

If I was to marry a bridge I think it would be Le Viaduc de Millau, she looks great (like a million dollars) and she makes me weak at the knees when I ride (over) her.
She really is a thing of beauty..

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by nexcom28

If I was to marry a bridge I think it would be Le Viaduc de Millau, she looks great (like a million dollars) and she makes me weak at the knees when I ride (over) her.
She really is a thing of beauty..

mineistaken · 07-07-2013, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by arock10

Yes because humans are the exact same thing as bridges.

So you would agree that mother and son could marry too as long both of them consent?

L-Pink · 07-07-2013, 03:12 PM

That town is fucked when she files for divorce and takes half the bridge with her.

pimpmaster9000 · 07-07-2013, 03:13 PM

women.....

slapass · 07-07-2013, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I hadn't realized you were so creepy Lawrence

I've stated several time in no uncertain terms I could actually care less one way of the other but am neutral. this is a PORN forum not a 'social injustice form' and the forum is named 'gofuckyourself..'

so if I want to make jokes at the expenses of gay marriage so the fuck what? get a fucking clue will ya?

oh, and one more thing on a serious note, the traditional vaule and meaning the word marriage has been destroyed in no uncertain terms, even someone like you can probably understand that... and now since the boundaries of the word marriage are no longer 'defined' anything is possible

and this is where you step in a state "marriage means two people" too which I replay "oh? I'm sorry Lawrence, I hadn't realized only homosexuals could redefine the cultural ideology to words, I apologize"

So people should not be part of the definition? And two seems odd unless you want to impose Christian law only.

kane · 07-07-2013, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I can't wait to see what their first child will look like.

Could be a new niche in the offing.

The kid will look like this.

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

That town is fucked when she files for divorce and takes half the bridge with her.

whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good point!

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

The kid will look like this.

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass

So people should not be part of the definition? And two seems odd unless you want to impose Christian law only.

3% of the population should set social policy for 97%??? seems like you guys are always crying about shit like that

Grapesoda · 07-07-2013, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Says the guy comparing gay marriage to marrying a bridge.

why do you care if she marries a bridge... ?

pxoxrxn · 07-07-2013, 09:08 PM

This is bullshit, how do they expect any of us to monetize same sex marriage, let alone inanimate object marriage?

kane · 07-07-2013, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by pxoxrxn

This is bullshit, how do they expect any of us to monetize same sex marriage, let alone inanimate object marriage?

I'll be starting a cam site for bridge porn fans.

It will be nothing but live cams of the hottest bridges from all over the world looking fine and doing public shows.

I will advertising dating on it with ads like: Single white drawbridge seeks relaxed, open-minded woman for fun, dating, and intimate good times. Must enjoy the outdoors, hanging out over water and going up and down.

BlackCrayon · 07-08-2013, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

3% of the population should set social policy for 97%??? seems like you guys are always crying about shit like that

why do so many people want to control what 3% of the population can and can not do?

Grapesoda · 07-08-2013, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

why do so many people want to control what 3% of the population can and can not do?

or why does 3% of the population get to control what the rest of us do?

_Richard_ · 07-08-2013, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

interesting how you have assigned blame to me

'next big battle'..

MaDalton · 07-08-2013, 08:21 AM

i sale cheap mail order bridges from Russia

edit: funny what difference one little letter makes...

BlackCrayon · 07-08-2013, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

or why does 3% of the population get to control what the rest of us do?

i don't really see how it effects everyone else if gay people want to get married.

slapass · 07-08-2013, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

3% of the population should set social policy for 97%??? seems like you guys are always crying about shit like that

I am not port of the 3% or the 97% so yeah you guys whine a lot about this.

Scott McD · 07-08-2013, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

That town is fucked when she files for divorce and takes half the bridge with her.

Hahaha!

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