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Grapesoda 07-07-2013 07:16 AM

the next big battle for marriage equality
 
http://i2.cdnds.net/13/27/618x412/odd_pont_bridge.jpg

Woman marries 600-year-old bridge: 'He's sensual, kind and handsome'

A woman has married a 600-year-old bridge in France.

Jodie Rose, an Australian artist, visited Le Pont du Diable as part of her 'Singing Bridges' project, recording the vibrations in bridge cables.

Explaining that she felt the world move under her feet while standing on the 14th Century structure, Rose wrote on her website: "The Devil's Bridge is everything I could desire in a husband - sturdy, trustworthy, sensual, kind and handsome.

"He understands that I love other bridges - and men. Ours is a love that embraces the vagaries of life, as materialized in the swirling currents of the river that flows beneath his magnificent body."

The ceremony took place at the mouth of the bridge, where the new Mrs Le Pont du Diable wore a wedding gown and held a small service for 14 close friends and local members of the community.

The French government does not legally recognize the marriage, but the bride has insisted that the union is as strong as any other.

"This is not a decision I undertake lightly, just as our curves complement, we truly bring joy to each other, and the strength of his pylons will always carry me home," Rose added.

http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a...-handsome.html

_Richard_ 07-07-2013 07:20 AM

how did she get consent? if she can't prove she got consent, are you all charging her with rape?

Rochard 07-07-2013 07:29 AM

This woman needs to be arrested and committed.

arock10 07-07-2013 07:34 AM

Yes because humans are the exact same thing as bridges.

pornmasta 07-07-2013 09:20 AM

I'm not equal to her.

CDSmith 07-07-2013 09:21 AM

I can't wait to see what their first child will look like.

Could be a new niche in the offing.

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19706478)
I can't wait to see what their first child will look like.

Could be a new niche in the offing.

that's what I'm thinking :thumbsup

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19706362)
how did she get consent? if she can't prove she got consent, are you all charging her with rape?

interesting how you have assigned blame to me :2 cents:

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19706373)
This woman needs to be arrested and committed.

yeah no shit... just imagine some guy, wanting to marry another guy ... how weird would that be???

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-07-2013 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19706487)

yeah no shit... just imagine some guy, wanting to marry another guy ... how weird would that be???

Not as weird as this:

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/bridge.jpg

Gay marriage is mostly only weird to homophobic bigots and religious zealots. :2 cents:

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USA...4_c534x401.jpg

You seem really disturbed about gay marriage, why is that? Bad experience with a priest? :helpme :winkwink:

:stoned

ADG

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19706519)
Not as weird as this:

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/bridge.jpg

Gay marriage is mostly only weird to homophobic bigots and religious zealots. :2 cents:

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USA...4_c534x401.jpg

You seem really disturbed about gay marriage, why is that? Bad experience with a priest? :helpme :winkwink:

:stoned

ADG

I hadn't realized you were so creepy Lawrence :2 cents:

I've stated several time in no uncertain terms I could actually care less one way of the other but am neutral. this is a PORN forum not a 'social injustice form' and the forum is named 'gofuckyourself..'

so if I want to make jokes at the expenses of gay marriage so the fuck what? get a fucking clue will ya?

oh, and one more thing on a serious note, the traditional vaule and meaning the word marriage has been destroyed in no uncertain terms, even someone like you can probably understand that... and now since the boundaries of the word marriage are no longer 'defined' anything is possible :thumbsup

and this is where you step in a state "marriage means two people" too which I replay "oh? I'm sorry Lawrence, I hadn't realized only homosexuals could redefine the cultural ideology to words, I apologize"

pornmasta 07-07-2013 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19706519)

Gay marriage is mostly only weird to homophobic bigots and religious zealots. :2 cents:

I thought that marriage was for children ?

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19706538)
I thought that marriage was for children ?

children can only get married in some areas, like Arkansas :1orglaugh

pornmasta 07-07-2013 10:17 AM

I know arkansas and kabul

BlackCrayon 07-07-2013 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19706531)
I hadn't realized you were so creepy Lawrence :2 cents:

I've stated several time in no uncertain terms I could actually care less one way of the other but am neutral. this is a PORN forum not a 'social injustice form' and the forum is named 'gofuckyourself..'

so if I want to make jokes at the expenses of gay marriage so the fuck what? get a fucking clue will ya?

oh, and one more thing on a serious note, the traditional vaule and meaning the word marriage has been destroyed in no uncertain terms, even someone like you can probably understand that... and now since the boundaries of the word marriage are no longer 'defined' anything is possible :thumbsup

and this is where you step in a state "marriage means two people" too which I replay "oh? I'm sorry Lawrence, I hadn't realized only homosexuals could redefine the cultural ideology to words, I apologize"

pretty much every tradition as changed over centuries/decades so why should marriage be any different?

SuckOnThis 07-07-2013 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19706531)
I hadn't realized you were so creepy Lawrence :2 cents:



Says the guy comparing gay marriage to marrying a bridge. :1orglaugh

Dvae 07-07-2013 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19706531)
I hadn't realized you were so creepy Lawrence :2 cents:

I've stated several time in no uncertain terms I could actually care less one way of the other but am neutral. this is a PORN forum not a 'social injustice form' and the forum is named 'gofuckyourself..'

so if I want to make jokes at the expenses of gay marriage so the fuck what? get a fucking clue will ya?

oh, and one more thing on a serious note, the traditional vaule and meaning the word marriage has been destroyed in no uncertain terms, even someone like you can probably understand that... and now since the boundaries of the word marriage are no longer 'defined' anything is possible :thumbsup

and this is where you step in a state "marriage means two people" too which I replay "oh? I'm sorry Lawrence, I hadn't realized only homosexuals could redefine the cultural ideology to words, I apologize"

Don't you see certain PC topics are off limits even on GFY.

pornmasta 07-07-2013 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19706602)
pretty much every tradition as changed over centuries/decades so why should marriage be any different?

why is it important to marry ?

BlackCrayon 07-07-2013 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19706672)
why is it important to marry ?

it can make things easier for legal reasons when it comes to kids, etc. apparently its a hassle to take your kids out of the country if you're not married. also to share your last name i suppose. otherwise, i couldn't say.

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19706718)
it can make things easier for legal reasons when it comes to kids, etc. apparently its a hassle to take your kids out of the country if you're not married. also to share your last name i suppose. otherwise, i couldn't say.

yeah there are all kinds of legal issue that marriage address, and divorce as well. plus health ins, tax issues and inheritance are just a few of the many other .. :2 cents:

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19706602)
pretty much every tradition as changed over centuries/decades so why should marriage be any different?

very true.... except for longstanding cultures like the jews maybe 3500 years and counting

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 19706659)
Don't you see certain PC topics are off limits even on GFY.

when will I every learn :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 60 years ago, a liberal 30 years ago and a racist today.-Thomas Sowell

nexcom28 07-07-2013 01:52 PM

If I was to marry a bridge I think it would be Le Viaduc de Millau, she looks great (like a million dollars) and she makes me weak at the knees when I ride (over) her.
She really is a thing of beauty..

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19706789)
If I was to marry a bridge I think it would be Le Viaduc de Millau, she looks great (like a million dollars) and she makes me weak at the knees when I ride (over) her.
She really is a thing of beauty..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

mineistaken 07-07-2013 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 19706377)
Yes because humans are the exact same thing as bridges.

So you would agree that mother and son could marry too as long both of them consent?

L-Pink 07-07-2013 03:12 PM

That town is fucked when she files for divorce and takes half the bridge with her.

pimpmaster9000 07-07-2013 03:13 PM

women.....

slapass 07-07-2013 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19706531)
I hadn't realized you were so creepy Lawrence :2 cents:

I've stated several time in no uncertain terms I could actually care less one way of the other but am neutral. this is a PORN forum not a 'social injustice form' and the forum is named 'gofuckyourself..'

so if I want to make jokes at the expenses of gay marriage so the fuck what? get a fucking clue will ya?

oh, and one more thing on a serious note, the traditional vaule and meaning the word marriage has been destroyed in no uncertain terms, even someone like you can probably understand that... and now since the boundaries of the word marriage are no longer 'defined' anything is possible :thumbsup

and this is where you step in a state "marriage means two people" too which I replay "oh? I'm sorry Lawrence, I hadn't realized only homosexuals could redefine the cultural ideology to words, I apologize"

So people should not be part of the definition? And two seems odd unless you want to impose Christian law only.

kane 07-07-2013 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19706478)
I can't wait to see what their first child will look like.

Could be a new niche in the offing.

The kid will look like this.

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24253000...b506b7d9fe.jpg

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19706857)
That town is fucked when she files for divorce and takes half the bridge with her.

whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good point!

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 19707115)

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 19707103)
So people should not be part of the definition? And two seems odd unless you want to impose Christian law only.

3% of the population should set social policy for 97%??? seems like you guys are always crying about shit like that :2 cents:

Grapesoda 07-07-2013 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 19706613)
Says the guy comparing gay marriage to marrying a bridge. :1orglaugh

why do you care if she marries a bridge... ?

pxoxrxn 07-07-2013 09:08 PM

This is bullshit, how do they expect any of us to monetize same sex marriage, let alone inanimate object marriage?

kane 07-07-2013 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pxoxrxn (Post 19707159)
This is bullshit, how do they expect any of us to monetize same sex marriage, let alone inanimate object marriage?

I'll be starting a cam site for bridge porn fans.

It will be nothing but live cams of the hottest bridges from all over the world looking fine and doing public shows. :)

I will advertising dating on it with ads like: Single white drawbridge seeks relaxed, open-minded woman for fun, dating, and intimate good times. Must enjoy the outdoors, hanging out over water and going up and down.

BlackCrayon 07-08-2013 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19707143)
3% of the population should set social policy for 97%??? seems like you guys are always crying about shit like that :2 cents:

why do so many people want to control what 3% of the population can and can not do?

Grapesoda 07-08-2013 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19707602)
why do so many people want to control what 3% of the population can and can not do?

or why does 3% of the population get to control what the rest of us do?

_Richard_ 07-08-2013 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19706485)
interesting how you have assigned blame to me :2 cents:

'next big battle'..

MaDalton 07-08-2013 08:21 AM

i sale cheap mail order bridges from Russia



edit: funny what difference one little letter makes...

BlackCrayon 07-08-2013 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19707635)
or why does 3% of the population get to control what the rest of us do?

i don't really see how it effects everyone else if gay people want to get married.

slapass 07-08-2013 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19707143)
3% of the population should set social policy for 97%??? seems like you guys are always crying about shit like that :2 cents:

I am not port of the 3% or the 97% so yeah you guys whine a lot about this.

Scott McD 07-08-2013 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19706857)
That town is fucked when she files for divorce and takes half the bridge with her.

Hahaha! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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