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eipstudios · 06-12-2013, 05:14 AM

Lindsay Mills Who described herself as a "pole-dancing superhero

eipstudios · 06-12-2013, 05:25 AM

girlfriend bump

DamianJ · 06-12-2013, 05:28 AM

http://www.howaboutwe.com/date-repor...yfriend-guide/

bronco67 · 06-12-2013, 05:38 AM

If you're that guy, this is what $200k per year can buy.

AllAboutCams · 06-12-2013, 05:45 AM

No tits at all

eipstudios · 06-12-2013, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

http://www.howaboutwe.com/date-repor...yfriend-guide/

1. Freak out. Like, frrrrreeeeeeeeeeakkkkk the f-ck out.

2. Consider flying to Hong Kong to find him. Decide you are too angry.

3. Consider flying to Hong Kong to murder him for doing this to you.

4. Consider the possibility that someone else, someone scarier and deadlier than you, will fly to Hong Kong to murder him.

5. Repeat Step 1.

6. Take a break from hysterically crying to mull over the full implications of the NSA leak.

7. Realize, with horror, that your boyfriend, unbeknownst to you, has had unprecedented access to all of your emails.

8. Facebook messages, too.

9. Probably your entire Google Search History, come to think of it.

11. Including the time you Googled your ex-boyfriend.

12. The times you Googled your ex-boyfriend.

13. And the time you googled ?nair for nipples.?

14. Die of mortification.

15. Create an email draft in Gmail that simply says: ?If you can read this ? AND WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN READ THIS!!! ? we?re over!?

16. Agree that it was probably over when he fled to Hong Kong for political exile without telling you, but, it still feels good to say it.

17. Listen to a voicemail from your best friend saying that your relationship was sacrificed for the ?greater good.? Feel a little better.

18. Remember that you and your boyfriend were RSVP?d for like, seven weddings this summer, which you will now have to attend alone. Feel significantly worse.

19. Burn his stuff.
20. Get a new boyfriend. Never use the Internet again.

BlackCrayon · 06-12-2013, 06:27 AM

a superhero? more like spoiled girl who never did a days worth of actual work in her life.

privatesociety · 06-12-2013, 06:30 AM

hmmmm...

eipstudios · 06-12-2013, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by privatesociety

hmmmm...

Is that you Edward!! Please don't read my emails!!

Rochard · 06-12-2013, 09:06 AM

You mean to tell me this cat made $200k at age 30 and he couldn't even get a decent looking girlfriend with boobs?

This guy is an ass.

Captain Kawaii · 06-12-2013, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

You mean to tell me this cat made $200k at age 30 and he couldn't even get a decent looking girlfriend with boobs?

This guy is an ass.

120k and he's no box of chocolate.

Sarah_Jayne · 06-12-2013, 03:41 PM

Nothing like a little misogyny in the afternoon.

eipstudios · 06-12-2013, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne

Nothing like a little misogyny in the afternoon.

Ya!! You guys are horrible.

_Richard_ · 06-12-2013, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne

Nothing like a little misogyny in the afternoon.

a dash of misandry?

lezinterracial · 06-12-2013, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne

Nothing like a little misogyny in the afternoon.

She gives massages?

xNetworx · 06-12-2013, 09:02 PM

meh, no thanks

baddog · 06-12-2013, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne

Nothing like a little misogyny in the afternoon.

No shit.

winter_ · 06-12-2013, 11:42 PM

did he suck off a black man too in a public place in hong kong? he wouldn't have done it if he thought his girlfriend wouldn't have been okay with it. some people can be really touchy, including me.

Relentless · 06-13-2013, 03:54 AM

How long before someone offers her six figures to star in 'The Leak - XXX Porn Parody' to get some attention.

Sarah_Jayne · 06-13-2013, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

How long before someone offers her six figures to star in 'The Leak - XXX Porn Parody' to get some attention.

hmmm....

PhoneSexKing · 06-13-2013, 10:53 AM

Shit.. she's hotter than 80% of the women in my city. Fuck I need to move.

blackmonsters · 06-13-2013, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by winter_

did he suck off a black man too in a public place in hong kong? he wouldn't have done it if he thought his girlfriend wouldn't have been okay with it. some people can be really touchy, including me.

Thank god that we know what color the cock was.

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