What You Gonna Have Played At Your Funeral?.... - GoFuckYourself.com

EddyTheDog · 06-09-2013, 09:29 AM

Told you I was bored - I think 'My Way' - Corny but true...

'I Am What I am' is too obvious.....

'Small Town Boy' would be cool as well - Its my sad song, so it would work...

helterskelter808 · 06-09-2013, 09:33 AM

Is that a threat?

Pink Misfit · 06-09-2013, 09:41 AM

You need a new hobby!

Dankasaur · 06-09-2013, 09:54 AM

I always said that if I die after my mom, I'm gonna have Ozzy Osbourne "Mama I'm Coming Home" played at my funeral. If I die before her? Well, no idea.

EddyTheDog · 06-09-2013, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808

Is that a threat?

lol - It could be.....

Nah, not really, you seemed to have mellowed recently

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Failed · 06-09-2013, 10:01 AM

The last viewing I attended was for a friend of mine. There were some nice words said, and the typical, "sorry for your loss," statements given to the family. Then, everyone gathered outside and started bullshitting as if it was a high school reunion. People were laughing, making plans to get together, and it all just seemed disrespectful. Maybe it's just human nature, or unique to that viewing, but it made me think about what I wanted to do upon death and that a viewing/funeral certainly wasn't it.

What I'd truly like to do, if the circumstances allowed, is wander off into the woods, sit down and lean my back against a tree, and pass on. Let the animals and insects nourish themselves on my body so that I can provide life in my death. It makes me believe I'll remain apart of this world.

Being locked in an air tight casket and providing nothing but a place for people to come and mourn doesn't sound appealing to me.

*Edit* I'll have the sounds of nature played at my funeral

EddyTheDog · 06-09-2013, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dankasaur

I always said that if I die after my mom, I'm gonna have Ozzy Osbourne "Mama I'm Coming Home" played at my funeral. If I die before her? Well, no idea.

That's nice - I could make some cracks about my mum - But lets not spoil it...

EddyTheDog · 06-09-2013, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Failed

The last viewing I attended was for a friend of mine. There were some nice words said, and the typical, "sorry for your loss," statements given to the family. Then, everyone gathered outside and started bullshitting as if it was a high school reunion. People were laughing, making plans to get together, and it all just seemed disrespectful. Maybe it's just human nature, or unique to that viewing, but it made me think about what I wanted to do upon death and that a viewing/funeral certainly wasn't it.

What I'd truly like to do, if the circumstances allowed, is wander off into the woods, sit down and lean my back against a tree, and pass on. Let the animals and insects nourish themselves on my body so that I can provide life in my death. It makes me believe I'll remain apart of this world.

Being locked in an air tight casket and providing nothing but a place for people to come and mourn doesn't sound appealing to me.

*Edit* I'll have the sounds of nature played at my funeral

Sounds like a plan to me.....

SilentKnight · 06-09-2013, 10:11 AM

Go epic...or go home.

EddyTheDog · 06-09-2013, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Go epic...or go home.

That's a good one - I always cry when I hear it though.....

globofun · 06-09-2013, 10:19 AM

newB · 06-09-2013, 11:05 AM

Alice in Chains
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followed by

Rochard · 06-09-2013, 11:10 AM

No music.

My father died when I was a baby, and his grave was a horrible place for me. It was local to my grandmother's house and I spent my summers there; I would walk there with my boom box and spend hours trying to figure out life while looking at his grave.

Pass. I've instructed my wife that I want to be cremated and buried at sea off of Waikiki Beach....

Like this: http://www.waikikibeachservices.com/burial-at-sea/

Harmon · 06-09-2013, 11:26 AM

Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash.

mikesinner · 06-09-2013, 11:31 AM

Probably some Salsa music.

Harmon · 06-09-2013, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

Probably some Salsa music.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-09-2013, 11:40 AM

Elton John's "Funeral for a Friend" is pretty epic:

Perhaps a simple slideshow/video of my so-called life, with Vivaldi's Albinoni Adagio in G minor might be nice, and would reflect my melancholic feelings about life:

I probably will only be at my funeral in body only, so it prolly won't matter much to me...

ADG

All1 · 06-09-2013, 01:41 PM

idolbucks · 06-10-2013, 11:41 AM

Something by Daft Punk.
I want those who loved me to celebrate my life.
There will also be good food.

_Richard_ · 06-10-2013, 11:44 AM

Manfap · 06-10-2013, 12:02 PM

My Nan always used to listen to an italian sort of like marching band old tape that she had, so we played that at her funeral.

The Italian side of the family looked up in horror as the Italian Fascist anthem was played as her coffin was carried in..

She wasnt a fascist, she moved to London when she was 5 and could remember the tune.

CaptainHowdy · 06-10-2013, 12:05 PM

baddog · 06-10-2013, 12:07 PM

I want Wild Horses played; preferably by a mariachi band. Yes, I am serious. Been looking for one that can play it.

baddog · 06-10-2013, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash.

Mine will be a party; with my ashes given to a few people to take with and spread around.

Choopa_Pardo · 06-10-2013, 12:21 PM

Here Come the Warm Jets by Brian Eno

and Koyaanisqatsi by Philip Glass

fitzmulti · 06-10-2013, 12:22 PM

Water Polo

Spunky · 06-10-2013, 12:26 PM

It won't matter cause I'm dead and won't be able to hear it

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-10-2013, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I want Wild Horses played; preferably by a mariachi band. Yes, I am serious. Been looking for one that can play it.

I'll keep my ears open...

Not feeling it...hope there's gonna be a lot of tequila (and that it will be a long time until you arrive at your final destination).

ADG

baddog · 06-10-2013, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I'll keep my ears open...

Not feeling it...hope there's gonna be a lot of tequila (and that it will be a long time until you arrive at your final destination).

ADG

Agreed, those guys were not what I am looking for either. And hopefully it will not be too long.

Bladewire · 06-10-2013, 12:47 PM

The lyrics really put life in perspective

Scott McD · 06-10-2013, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash.

That's my view for when i'm gone aswell. I don't want any fuss or expense at all.

I'm gone. So long. Bye bye. Move on.

L-Pink · 06-10-2013, 12:55 PM

When I go my ashes get spread, along with my dogs, on a favorite small lake and my will provides the executor money for a blow-out at a local bar. I want people laughing, telling stories, going home with good not sad memories.

As far as songs, old rock with "Man in the box" played at least 2-3 times.

Seriously ??..

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escorpio · 06-10-2013, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash.

Agreed. I hate funerals so I have requested not to have one. Cremate me and spread me in the desert or the mountains, depending if I'm in WA or AZ when it happens.

media · 06-10-2013, 02:07 PM

Would probably be Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Dead · 06-10-2013, 02:33 PM

And a party following the ashes to the coast! My wife and family will know what to do and with very unspecific guides. Psychedelics will be involved ;)

beerptrol · 06-10-2013, 02:38 PM

Don't care as long as it's a big ass party with people drinking and having fun celebrating my life

The Heron · 06-10-2013, 11:06 PM

This one's a fun song for a funeral
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZxL4RClIaEU

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Failed Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 2,301	The last viewing I attended was for a friend of mine. There were some nice words said, and the typical, "sorry for your loss," statements given to the family. Then, everyone gathered outside and started bullshitting as if it was a high school reunion. People were laughing, making plans to get together, and it all just seemed disrespectful. Maybe it's just human nature, or unique to that viewing, but it made me think about what I wanted to do upon death and that a viewing/funeral certainly wasn't it. What I'd truly like to do, if the circumstances allowed, is wander off into the woods, sit down and lean my back against a tree, and pass on. Let the animals and insects nourish themselves on my body so that I can provide life in my death. It makes me believe I'll remain apart of this world. Being locked in an air tight casket and providing nothing but a place for people to come and mourn doesn't sound appealing to me. Edit I'll have the sounds of nature played at my funeral __________________ (ICQ - 664784872) Last edited by Failed; 06-09-2013 at 10:03 AM..

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