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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433
    #1

    What You Gonna Have Played At Your Funeral?....

    Told you I was bored - I think 'My Way' - Corny but true...

    'I Am What I am' is too obvious.....

    'Small Town Boy' would be cool as well - Its my sad song, so it would work...
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    • helterskelter808
      So Fucking Banned
      • Sep 2010
      • 3405
      #2
      Is that a threat?

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            • Dankasaur
              So Fucking Fossilized
              • Sep 2011
              • 1432
              #4
              I always said that if I die after my mom, I'm gonna have Ozzy Osbourne "Mama I'm Coming Home" played at my funeral. If I die before her? Well, no idea.

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                • EddyTheDog
                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 25433
                  #5
                  Originally posted by helterskelter808
                  Is that a threat?
                  lol - It could be.....

                  Nah, not really, you seemed to have mellowed recently...

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                    • Failed
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 2301
                      #6
                      The last viewing I attended was for a friend of mine. There were some nice words said, and the typical, "sorry for your loss," statements given to the family. Then, everyone gathered outside and started bullshitting as if it was a high school reunion. People were laughing, making plans to get together, and it all just seemed disrespectful. Maybe it's just human nature, or unique to that viewing, but it made me think about what I wanted to do upon death and that a viewing/funeral certainly wasn't it.

                      What I'd truly like to do, if the circumstances allowed, is wander off into the woods, sit down and lean my back against a tree, and pass on. Let the animals and insects nourish themselves on my body so that I can provide life in my death. It makes me believe I'll remain apart of this world.

                      Being locked in an air tight casket and providing nothing but a place for people to come and mourn doesn't sound appealing to me.

                      *Edit* I'll have the sounds of nature played at my funeral
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                        • EddyTheDog
                          Just Doing My Own Thing
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 25433
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Dankasaur
                          I always said that if I die after my mom, I'm gonna have Ozzy Osbourne "Mama I'm Coming Home" played at my funeral. If I die before her? Well, no idea.
                          That's nice - I could make some cracks about my mum - But lets not spoil it...

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                            • EddyTheDog
                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 25433
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Failed
                              The last viewing I attended was for a friend of mine. There were some nice words said, and the typical, "sorry for your loss," statements given to the family. Then, everyone gathered outside and started bullshitting as if it was a high school reunion. People were laughing, making plans to get together, and it all just seemed disrespectful. Maybe it's just human nature, or unique to that viewing, but it made me think about what I wanted to do upon death and that a viewing/funeral certainly wasn't it.

                              What I'd truly like to do, if the circumstances allowed, is wander off into the woods, sit down and lean my back against a tree, and pass on. Let the animals and insects nourish themselves on my body so that I can provide life in my death. It makes me believe I'll remain apart of this world.

                              Being locked in an air tight casket and providing nothing but a place for people to come and mourn doesn't sound appealing to me.

                              *Edit* I'll have the sounds of nature played at my funeral
                              Sounds like a plan to me.....

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                                • SilentKnight
                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24818
                                  #9
                                  Go epic...or go home.

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                                    • EddyTheDog
                                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                                      • Jan 2011
                                      • 25433
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                      Go epic...or go home.

                                      That's a good one - I always cry when I hear it though.....

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                                        • globofun
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                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 2651
                                          #11
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                                            • newB
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                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 2870
                                              #12
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                                                • Rochard
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                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 75733
                                                  #13
                                                  No music.

                                                  My father died when I was a baby, and his grave was a horrible place for me. It was local to my grandmother's house and I spent my summers there; I would walk there with my boom box and spend hours trying to figure out life while looking at his grave.

                                                  Pass. I've instructed my wife that I want to be cremated and buried at sea off of Waikiki Beach....

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                                                    • Harmon
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                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 20012
                                                      #14
                                                      Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

                                                      When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash.
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                                                        • mikesinner
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                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 5646
                                                          #15
                                                          Probably some Salsa music.

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                                                            • Harmon
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                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 20012
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by mikesinner
                                                              Probably some Salsa music.
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                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                  Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 38323
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Elton John's "Funeral for a Friend" is pretty epic:



                                                                  Perhaps a simple slideshow/video of my so-called life, with Vivaldi's Albinoni Adagio in G minor might be nice, and would reflect my melancholic feelings about life:



                                                                  I probably will only be at my funeral in body only, so it prolly won't matter much to me...



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                                                                    • All1
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                                                                      • May 2013
                                                                      • 215
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                                                                        • idolbucks
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                                                                          • Dec 2008
                                                                          • 914
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Something by Daft Punk.
                                                                          I want those who loved me to celebrate my life.
                                                                          There will also be good food.
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                                                                            • _Richard_
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                              • 30991
                                                                              #20

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                                                                                • Manfap
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                                                                                  • Jan 2013
                                                                                  • 2626
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  My Nan always used to listen to an italian sort of like marching band old tape that she had, so we played that at her funeral.

                                                                                  The Italian side of the family looked up in horror as the Italian Fascist anthem was played as her coffin was carried in..

                                                                                  She wasnt a fascist, she moved to London when she was 5 and could remember the tune.

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                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 94733
                                                                                      #22

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                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I want Wild Horses played; preferably by a mariachi band. Yes, I am serious. Been looking for one that can play it.

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                                                                                            • baddog
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 107089
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                              Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

                                                                                              When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash.
                                                                                              Mine will be a party; with my ashes given to a few people to take with and spread around.

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                                                                                                  • Apr 2012
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                                                                                                    • fitzmulti
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                                                                                                      • 14861
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                                                                                                        • Spunky
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                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                          • 133986
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          It won't matter cause I'm dead and won't be able to hear it

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                                                                                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                              • 38323
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by baddog

                                                                                                              I want Wild Horses played; preferably by a mariachi band. Yes, I am serious. Been looking for one that can play it.
                                                                                                              I'll keep my ears open...





                                                                                                              Not feeling it...hope there's gonna be a lot of tequila (and that it will be a long time until you arrive at your final destination).



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                                                                                                                • baddog
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                  • 107089
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                                  I'll keep my ears open...





                                                                                                                  Not feeling it...hope there's gonna be a lot of tequila (and that it will be a long time until you arrive at your final destination).



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                                                                                                                  Agreed, those guys were not what I am looking for either. And hopefully it will not be too long.

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                                                                                                                    • Bladewire
                                                                                                                      StraightBro
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                      • 56228
                                                                                                                      #30


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                                                                                                                        • Scott McD
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                          • 67798
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                                                          Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

                                                                                                                          When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash.
                                                                                                                          That's my view for when i'm gone aswell. I don't want any fuss or expense at all.

                                                                                                                          I'm gone. So long. Bye bye. Move on.


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                                                                                                                            • L-Pink
                                                                                                                              working on my tan
                                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                              • 39151
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              When I go my ashes get spread, along with my dogs, on a favorite small lake and my will provides the executor money for a blow-out at a local bar. I want people laughing, telling stories, going home with good not sad memories.

                                                                                                                              As far as songs, old rock with "Man in the box" played at least 2-3 times.

                                                                                                                              Seriously ??..


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                                                                                                                                • escorpio
                                                                                                                                  King of Canada
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 23487
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                                                                                                  Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

                                                                                                                                  When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash.
                                                                                                                                  Agreed. I hate funerals so I have requested not to have one. Cremate me and spread me in the desert or the mountains, depending if I'm in WA or AZ when it happens.
                                                                                                                                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                                                                                                    • media
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 9853
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Would probably be Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd

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                                                                                                                                        • Dead
                                                                                                                                          They left the door open
                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 4755
                                                                                                                                          #35

                                                                                                                                          And a party following the ashes to the coast! My wife and family will know what to do and with very unspecific guides. Psychedelics will be involved ;)

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                                                                                                                                            • beerptrol
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed Asshole
                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 12722
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Don't care as long as it's a big ass party with people drinking and having fun celebrating my life
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                                                                                                                                                • The Heron
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 4496
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  This one's a fun song for a funeral
                                                                                                                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxL4RClIaEU
                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by The Heron; 06-10-2013, 10:07 PM.

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