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06-01-2013, 04:45 PM
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You think you are tough?? Think again!
Shepherd ?kills brown bear with his bare hands after squeezing its throat?
A shepherd killed a brown bear with his bare hands when it charged him as he tended his flock. Blazo Grkovic gave the beast a ?bear hug? and strangled it as it swiped him with its paws and tried to bite him. ?I grabbed it round the throat and squeezed and squeezed until it collapsed,? the Bosnian said. The 48-year-old, from a mountain region near Foča, in Bosnia and Herzegovina, went on to describe how he fought close up with the animal. He admitted it was a tough battle and he was lucky to get out alive. ?It bit me, and I hit it until it died. I have injuries everywhere, especially in my left arm where he bit me twice or three times,? Mr Grkovic said from his hospital bed. After dispatching the bear, the shepherd managed to call his brother, who turned up with an ambulance. The brave farmer was treated in hospital for cuts.     Source
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Fuck it dude, lets go bowling 
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06-01-2013, 04:56 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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un fucking real
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06-01-2013, 05:02 PM
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So Fucking Fossilized
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Survival of the fittest. Sometimes Man beats beast in this war.
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06-01-2013, 05:02 PM
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lol, I'm just imagining going home to the wife and kids after a day's work, and it goes
wife: how was work dear? man: well, ok, except I had a fight with a bear. We had a bit of a wrestle, I got the better of it, and strangled it to death. wife: holy fuck, that sounds awful! man: yeah, helluva day. What's for dinner? To be in a situation where there is the remotest possibility of having to fight a bear at work is truly beyond any real comprehension of mine - does make me appreciate my luck at not ever having been, or ever likely to be in, that kind of daily environment. Fucking insane! |
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06-01-2013, 05:05 PM
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Very impressive, I doubt he would survive a ufc fight but all credits to him
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06-01-2013, 05:11 PM
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I, for one, welcome our new king of the sheepmasters.
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06-01-2013, 05:35 PM
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Damn this guy has balls of STEEL!
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Fuck it dude, lets go bowling
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06-01-2013, 05:45 PM
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06-01-2013, 07:28 PM
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I need a beer
 
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That man has guts,you don't realize it until the adrenaline kicks in
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06-01-2013, 07:41 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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Holy crap he is lucky.
Bears are strong as hell. |
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06-01-2013, 08:02 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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06-02-2013, 12:34 AM
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Chuck Norris would be proud.
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06-02-2013, 01:18 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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There are still people who list their occupation as 'shepherd'?
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06-02-2013, 01:26 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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He lists his occupation as a 'Shepherd' on official forms, cause he says he guides traffic as if they were sheep... True Story.. |
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06-02-2013, 02:30 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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bears in our ex country are tiny...they are like fat dogs...you can feed most of them with no danger at all...
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06-02-2013, 03:18 AM
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06-02-2013, 04:45 AM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Yeah, but can he skin a 'grizz?
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06-02-2013, 10:54 AM
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Work Work Work
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That's some impressive strength.
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