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mrgica 06-01-2013 04:45 PM

You think you are tough?? Think again!
 
Shepherd ?kills brown bear with his bare hands after squeezing its throat?

A shepherd killed a brown bear with his bare hands when it charged him as he tended his flock. Blazo Grkovic gave the beast a ?bear hug? and strangled it as it swiped him with its paws and tried to bite him.

?I grabbed it round the throat and squeezed and squeezed until it collapsed,? the Bosnian said.

The 48-year-old, from a mountain region near Foča, in Bosnia and Herzegovina, went on to describe how he fought close up with the animal. He admitted it was a tough battle and he was lucky to get out alive.

?It bit me, and I hit it until it died. I have injuries everywhere, especially in my left arm where he bit me twice or three times,? Mr Grkovic said from his hospital bed.

After dispatching the bear, the shepherd managed to call his brother, who turned up with an ambulance. The brave farmer was treated in hospital for cuts.


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24/7 Blogging Crew 06-01-2013 04:56 PM

un fucking real

Dankasaur 06-01-2013 05:02 PM

Survival of the fittest. Sometimes Man beats beast in this war.

Jel 06-01-2013 05:02 PM

lol, I'm just imagining going home to the wife and kids after a day's work, and it goes

wife: how was work dear?
man: well, ok, except I had a fight with a bear. We had a bit of a wrestle, I got the better of it, and strangled it to death.
wife: holy fuck, that sounds awful!
man: yeah, helluva day. What's for dinner?

To be in a situation where there is the remotest possibility of having to fight a bear at work is truly beyond any real comprehension of mine - does make me appreciate my luck at not ever having been, or ever likely to be in, that kind of daily environment. Fucking insane!

DraX 06-01-2013 05:05 PM

Very impressive, I doubt he would survive a ufc fight but all credits to him

alias 06-01-2013 05:11 PM

I, for one, welcome our new king of the sheepmasters.

mrgica 06-01-2013 05:35 PM

Damn this guy has balls of STEEL! :thumbsup

mrgica 06-01-2013 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DraX (Post 19650955)
Very impressive, I doubt he would survive a ufc fight but all credits to him

This guy for UFC!!! :pimp

baddog 06-01-2013 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19650953)
lol, I'm just imagining going home to the wife and kids after a day's work, and it goes

wife: how was work dear?
man: well, ok, except I had a fight with a bear. We had a bit of a wrestle, I got the better of it, and strangled it to death.
wife: holy fuck, that sounds awful!
man: yeah, helluva day. What's for dinner?

I suspect the conversation ends with him telling her the bear is on the porch, that it is for dinner. I doubt he wasted all that meat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 19650959)
I, for one, welcome our new king of the sheepmasters.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Spunky 06-01-2013 07:28 PM

That man has guts,you don't realize it until the adrenaline kicks in

Phoenix 06-01-2013 07:41 PM

Holy crap he is lucky.
Bears are strong as hell.

baddog 06-01-2013 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19651038)
Bears are strong as hell.

Obviously an urban legend.

The Ghost 06-02-2013 12:34 AM

Chuck Norris would be proud.

Mutt 06-02-2013 01:18 AM

There are still people who list their occupation as 'shepherd'?

CurrentlySober 06-02-2013 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19651169)
There are still people who list their occupation as 'shepherd'?

Yes - I know a webmaster whom is very successful in traffic generation, but is also slightly ashamed of the fact he works in porn.

He lists his occupation as a 'Shepherd' on official forms, cause he says he guides traffic as if they were sheep...

True Story..

pimpmaster9000 06-02-2013 02:30 AM

bears in our ex country are tiny...they are like fat dogs...you can feed most of them with no danger at all...

Jel 06-02-2013 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19651022)
I suspect the conversation ends with him telling her the bear is on the porch, that it is for dinner. I doubt he wasted all that meat.

lol, good point

SilentKnight 06-02-2013 04:45 AM

Yeah, but can he skin a 'grizz?



John-ACWM 06-02-2013 10:54 AM

That's some impressive strength.


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