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eipstudios · 06-22-2013, 06:06 PM

Anti-pervert? hairy stockings apparently popular in China

An image of a woman in "hairy leg stockings" has gone viral on Sina Weibo (a popular microblogging platform in China, roughly equivalent to Twitter) with the caption "Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out [emoticon of clapping dinosaur with hearts coming out of its head]." It's prompted a lot of websites to claim that China has invented "anti-pervert stockings." Yes, China was sitting in her workshop, wearing one of those headbands with a flashlight attached to it, sewing the hirsute prototype for months. That's how the picture got on the Internet.

In actual fact, they are J Crew's latest lace tights range - which, from a distance, appear to replicate the look of very hairy, unshaven legs.

The tights are in fact in a lacy fawn pattern.

But the shapes and texture of the pattern make the overall effect from a distance something quite different from what, presumably, J Crew intended.

The tights are certainly attracting plenty of attention on the internet - but sadly for all the wrong reasons.

Blogs lambasted them as J Crew's 'hilarious' new 'hairy tights'.

The tights are described on the store's website as 'an essential ingredient in the season's textural mash-up'.

They are retailing for $22.50.

JockoHomo · 06-22-2013, 06:43 PM

Seems too me that hairy legs on a woman would actually be quite a TURN ON to a pervert!

Grapesoda · 06-22-2013, 07:23 PM

that's fucking awesome!

Chosen · 06-22-2013, 10:57 PM

Very sexy

dillfly2000 · 06-22-2013, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Chosen

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The Sultan Of Smut · 06-23-2013, 12:32 AM

Why the fuck wouldn't you just wear pants?

suesheboy · 06-23-2013, 04:25 AM

Now I can shave my legs and no one will know.

Cyber Fucker · 06-23-2013, 05:59 AM

The thing with perverts is they do not follow the common trends and this device may cause opposite effect.

seeandsee · 06-23-2013, 06:03 AM

they really have too much shit to convert in product

DWB · 06-23-2013, 06:15 AM

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06-22-2013, 06:06 PM	#1
eipstudios So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Teen Land Posts: 2,001	Chinese anti-pervert device coming soon!! Anti-pervert? hairy stockings apparently popular in China An image of a woman in "hairy leg stockings" has gone viral on Sina Weibo (a popular microblogging platform in China, roughly equivalent to Twitter) with the caption "Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out [emoticon of clapping dinosaur with hearts coming out of its head]." It's prompted a lot of websites to claim that China has invented "anti-pervert stockings." Yes, China was sitting in her workshop, wearing one of those headbands with a flashlight attached to it, sewing the hirsute prototype for months. That's how the picture got on the Internet. In actual fact, they are J Crew's latest lace tights range - which, from a distance, appear to replicate the look of very hairy, unshaven legs. The tights are in fact in a lacy fawn pattern. But the shapes and texture of the pattern make the overall effect from a distance something quite different from what, presumably, J Crew intended. The tights are certainly attracting plenty of attention on the internet - but sadly for all the wrong reasons. Blogs lambasted them as J Crew's 'hilarious' new 'hairy tights'. The tights are described on the store's website as 'an essential ingredient in the season's textural mash-up'. They are retailing for $22.50.

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