Chinese anti-pervert device coming soon!!

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  • eipstudios
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2008
    • 2001

    #1

    Chinese anti-pervert device coming soon!!

    Anti-pervert? hairy stockings apparently popular in China

    An image of a woman in "hairy leg stockings" has gone viral on Sina Weibo (a popular microblogging platform in China, roughly equivalent to Twitter) with the caption "Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out [emoticon of clapping dinosaur with hearts coming out of its head]." It's prompted a lot of websites to claim that China has invented "anti-pervert stockings." Yes, China was sitting in her workshop, wearing one of those headbands with a flashlight attached to it, sewing the hirsute prototype for months. That's how the picture got on the Internet.






    In actual fact, they are J Crew's latest lace tights range - which, from a distance, appear to replicate the look of very hairy, unshaven legs.

    The tights are in fact in a lacy fawn pattern.

    But the shapes and texture of the pattern make the overall effect from a distance something quite different from what, presumably, J Crew intended.

    The tights are certainly attracting plenty of attention on the internet - but sadly for all the wrong reasons.

    Blogs lambasted them as J Crew's 'hilarious' new 'hairy tights'.

    The tights are described on the store's website as 'an essential ingredient in the season's textural mash-up'.

    They are retailing for $22.50.
  • JockoHomo
    "LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
    • Jun 2013
    • 1523

    #2
    Seems too me that hairy legs on a woman would actually be quite a TURN ON to a pervert!

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    • Grapesoda
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2003
      • 46238

      #3
      that's fucking awesome!

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      • Chosen
        • Aug 2001
        • 63151

        #4
        Very sexy

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        • dillfly2000
          hey
          • Mar 2012
          • 2209

          #5
          Originally posted by Chosen
          Very sexy
          I see what you did
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          • The Sultan Of Smut
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2004
            • 4325

            #6
            Why the fuck wouldn't you just wear pants?

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            • suesheboy
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 5211

              #7
              Now I can shave my legs and no one will know.
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              • Cyber Fucker
                Hmm
                • Sep 2005
                • 12642

                #8
                The thing with perverts is they do not follow the common trends and this device may cause opposite effect.

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                • seeandsee
                  Check SIG!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945

                  #9
                  they really have too much shit to convert in product
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                  • DWB
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 31779

                    #10
                    Stockings, hairy, and Asian fetish combined in a single product... jackpot.

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