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eipstudios · 05-23-2013, 05:10 AM

NOT!!!

Amanda Bynes was flat-out rejected from a private jet flight in Jersey this weekend ... after trying to use GOOGLE as a substitute for her government ID, sources tell TMZ.

Amanda is denying anything happened -- but sources at Teterboro Airport tell us, Bynes (wearing a velour jumpsuit and giant glasses) showed up at the private jet terminal on Sunday for a flight to L.A..

According to sources, the pilot was checking passenger IDs -- it's a really small terminal -- and Bynes revealed her driver's license had been suspended ... and she had no other form of government ID.

We're told the pilot informed Bynes she needed a form of government ID to fly -- per TSA regulations -- and she then ordered him to Google her as proof, screaming, "I'm Amanda Bynes!"

The pilot called someone from the jet company to see if they could get some kind of exemption for her, but the jet rep was adamant ... no ID, no flight ... and that was that.

Mr. Garibaldi · 05-23-2013, 05:17 AM

who?

....

cthulhu_waves · 05-23-2013, 05:24 AM

seeandsee · 05-23-2013, 05:25 AM

really who?

Jel · 05-23-2013, 05:28 AM

zomg! quick, lets all call her names etc! the jobsworths who were too fucking stupid/brainwashed to make an actual decision because 'its tha roolz' shouldn't be derided at all of course.

slapass · 05-23-2013, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

zomg! quick, lets all call her names etc! the jobsworths who were too fucking stupid/brainwashed to make an actual decision because 'its tha roolz' shouldn't be derided at all of course.

He could lose his job and his license to pilot commercial planes etc but yeah he should allow her to get on as she tweets all of her fans what just happened.

PS he did check higher up if he could let her on and was denied.

eipstudios · 05-23-2013, 05:39 AM

https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004789/

pimpmaster9000 · 05-23-2013, 06:01 AM

....why?

2MuchMark · 05-23-2013, 06:23 AM

What sensationalistic who-gives-shit stories about yesterday's celebs has to do with gfy is anyone's guess.

eipstudios · 05-23-2013, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

What sensationalistic who-gives-shit stories about yesterday's celebs has to do with gfy is anyone's guess.

Dam Dude Relax!! Go take your Med's!! What do any of the stories in FUCKING AROUND have to do with GFY. Go smoke some weed or something geez!!

Manfap · 05-23-2013, 07:33 AM

in the land of the free you need id for internal flights?

Dankasaur · 05-23-2013, 08:04 AM

Thank you for this relevant pressing news that is very important to my life.

eipstudios · 05-23-2013, 08:10 AM

The Heron · 05-23-2013, 08:11 AM

Makes me laugh. Though seems odd she doesn't have a passport??

Sarah_Jayne · 05-23-2013, 08:33 AM

If the Queen can't use a five pound note, then fair enough that she can't use Google.

CDSmith · 05-23-2013, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

in the land of the free you need id for internal flights?

Yes, imagine not wanting to chance a repeat performance of 9/11 by enforcing a hard check of valid ID's on domestic flights. Of course if they had no such rule in place and another airline-related attack did take place you'd be saying they were idiots for not learning anything from the first one and why didn't they put some checks and balances in place?

Not to say that Bynes is a terrorist or anything. :D The rules are there for a reason though.

_Richard_ · 05-23-2013, 08:42 AM

9/11 peeps didn't have ids? how did they get into all the schools?

dyna mo · 05-23-2013, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

What sensationalistic who-gives-shit stories about yesterday's celebs has to do with gfy is anyone's guess.

wait for it..........

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

9/11 peeps didn't have ids? how did they get into all the schools?

gfy'ed!

DamianJ · 05-23-2013, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel

zomg! quick, lets all call her names etc! the jobsworths who were too fucking stupid/brainwashed to make an actual decision because 'its tha roolz' shouldn't be derided at all of course.

Yeah, damn right, who needs rules about showing ID to get on a flight in this day and age. Just take everyone's word for it.

candyflip · 05-23-2013, 08:57 AM

Even if your Driver's License is suspended, it is still a valid form of Government Issued ID.

Someone is bullshitting, somewhere.

Dankasaur · 05-23-2013, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Even if your Driver's License is suspended, it is still a valid form of Government Issued ID.

Someone is bullshitting, somewhere.

Not sure about other states, but mine takes your ID and you're forced to go to the DMV and get a new ID once your drivers license is suspended... The process could leave you with a piece of paper that's just a print off of your scanned ID for weeks until the official one arrives on the mail... Despite that piece of paper being a legal form of ID, most places will not accept it.

dyna mo · 05-23-2013, 09:04 AM

flying high

eipstudios · 05-23-2013, 09:51 AM

Manfap · 05-23-2013, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Yes, imagine not wanting to chance a repeat performance of 9/11 by enforcing a hard check of valid ID's on domestic flights. Of course if they had no such rule in place and another airline-related attack did take place you'd be saying they were idiots for not learning anything from the first one and why didn't they put some checks and balances in place?

Not to say that Bynes is a terrorist or anything. :D The rules are there for a reason though.

So the terrorists won then?

Can you get on a train/ferry without ID? What's to stop someone blowing one up?
A truck full of explosives on the glodengate bridge, or one of the NY tunnels.

The idiots that are the Spanish government after the metro bombings, starting doing luggage checks and id checks on the expensive trains, but not on the metro.. never made sense that one. seems the train is more important than the people.

Spunky · 05-23-2013, 10:05 AM

Once they start smoking that reefer,it goes downhill from there

Choopa_Pardo · 05-23-2013, 10:22 AM

Helluva drug....

24/7 Blogging Crew · 05-23-2013, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo

Helluva drug....

blackmonsters · 05-23-2013, 10:25 AM

Ok, I'm still trying.
Just a few more googles and maybe I can give a shit by then.

WhOoOo DAaa FuCk eEzE DiS BeAtcH?

blackmonsters · 05-23-2013, 10:28 AM

Well okayyyyy!!!

I'm caring more. I feel a slight give a shit coming on :

CamTraffic · 05-23-2013, 10:33 AM

ha

fitzmulti · 05-23-2013, 10:58 AM

I'd fuck her - even with a suspended license!

Robbie · 05-23-2013, 11:02 AM

I've never even heard of this girl before in my life until the last few weeks when every gossip magazine and TMZ started spotlighting her for acting "crazy".

What is her claim to fame? Is she an Oscar winning actress? A grammy winning singer?

eipstudios · 05-23-2013, 11:49 AM

BlackCrayon · 05-23-2013, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

I've never even heard of this girl before in my life until the last few weeks when every gossip magazine and TMZ started spotlighting her for acting "crazy".

What is her claim to fame? Is she an Oscar winning actress? A grammy winning singer?

nickelodeon star mostly. most celebs aren't oscar winners or grammy winners regardless though.

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