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MrMaxwell · 05-10-2013, 11:00 PM

Well, I have never been to one, before.

So there I am. It's 1000 degrees in there, they're going on and on and on about 900 different people for 10 minutes each, they're asking this group to stand, another one, another one, then they're awarding degrees to some dead people, then they have a do gooder award that takes several minutes, THEN the little graduationers all are being called and it's one row at a time .. slowly .. of a sea of blue cape things

So finally my sister goes up there and gets her degree from them

Then, as the last moron is done walking the thing, everyone just started getting ready to leave. They didn't throw their hats into the air!!! What the FUCK how the HELL did THAT happen? The ONE thing I wanted to see and it didn't even happen.

Not to mention that 70% of the people didn't even put up their hands onto their hearts for the American theme song. Jesus christ this country has really gone straight to hell.

onwebcam · 05-10-2013, 11:20 PM

Ashame.. Is she ready for porn?

MrMaxwell · 05-10-2013, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

Ashame.. Is she ready for porn?

Nope, she's married and pregnant and works full time and is in college full time.

She doesn't have time.

Sorry.

MrMaxwell · 05-10-2013, 11:27 PM

Back to my original post.. Can someone tell me why one moron had a pink hat and all of the other idiots had a blue hat? Was the pink hat one the valley dictator or whatever it is? Valedictorian? Holy christ I think I spelled that correctly.

freecartoonporn · 05-11-2013, 12:06 AM

yeah , i always wanted to see that, never got a chance btw.only saw in movies,

back to your sister , is she hot ?

fitzmulti · 05-11-2013, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Not to mention that 70% of the people didn't even put up their hands onto their hearts for the American theme song. Jesus christ this country has really gone straight to hell.

""the American theme song"" ?? LOL!

Is that "God Bless The USA" by Lee Greenwood, or did they read this whole book?
http://www.amazon.com/Jazz-The-American-Theme-Song/dp/0195096355#reader_0195096355

Bman · 05-11-2013, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Not to mention that 70% of the people didn't even put up their hands onto their hearts for the American theme song. Jesus christ this country has really gone straight to hell.

Your kiddin me right?

Captain Kawaii · 05-11-2013, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Bman

Your kiddin me right?

It's the theme song from "American Dad" sheesh, get with the program.

AllAboutCams · 05-11-2013, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

married and pregnant

And so is every other porn girl

Roald · 05-11-2013, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Nope, she's married and pregnant and works full time and is in college full time.

She doesn't have time.

Sorry.

sounds like the average porn girl to me, got pics?

L-Pink · 05-11-2013, 04:29 AM

I have a graduation gift for her.

TheSquealer · 05-11-2013, 05:23 AM

Oh fuck. There's more of you..

Markul · 05-11-2013, 05:35 AM

No tits in here?

TrashyGirl · 05-11-2013, 06:32 AM

This has been going on for a while. Grads don't throw hats at a lot of graduations now due to potential eye injuries. Or at least students are told not to throw their hats because of potential eye injuries.

http://metro.co.uk/2008/05/28/gradua...gerous-157187/

Zeiss · 05-11-2013, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

No tits in here?

Um. yea. I thought he'd show us his sister's tits, too..

Penny24Seven · 05-11-2013, 06:38 AM

most wanna keep their gay hat and odds are it will get stepped on, taken by some lazy fuck who doesn't wanna look for his or might just never come down, is it that hard to understand? Funny when you call someone a moron after a thread like this.
Now you think America has gone to shit because more did not put their hand on their heart to sing a song that has "God" in it.
I do not think anyone could be as dumb as you act. It must be just for attention. I bet you bitch and cry about anything and everything you can

SilentKnight · 05-11-2013, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Well, I have never been to one, before.

So there I am. It's 1000 degrees in there, they're going on and on and on about 900 different people for 10 minutes each, they're asking this group to stand, another one, another one, then they're awarding degrees to some dead people, then they have a do gooder award that takes several minutes, THEN the little graduationers all are being called and it's one row at a time .. slowly .. of a sea of blue cape things

So finally my sister goes up there and gets her degree from them

Then, as the last moron is done walking the thing, everyone just started getting ready to leave. They didn't throw their hats into the air!!! What the FUCK how the HELL did THAT happen? The ONE thing I wanted to see and it didn't even happen.

Not to mention that 70% of the people didn't even put up their hands onto their hearts for the American theme song. Jesus christ this country has really gone straight to hell.

FaceBook called.

They miss you.

dyna mo · 05-11-2013, 07:53 AM

you've obviously never attended a graduation ceremony. you described a typical one. congrats, a new experience to add to your life.

Sly · 05-11-2013, 07:58 AM

I laughed out loud at: American Theme Song.

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2013, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

yeah , i always wanted to see that, never got a chance btw.only saw in movies,

back to your sister , is she hot ?

Well she's 5'5/110lbs and beautiful and married to an Airman who would probably do horrible things to anyone who ever tried to touch her.

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2013, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

sounds like the average porn girl to me, got pics?

LoL
You kill me
If anyone else said that I'd be annoyed.

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2013, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti

""the American theme song"" ?? LOL!

Is that "God Bless The USA" by Lee Greenwood, or did they read this whole book?
http://www.amazon.com/Jazz-The-American-Theme-Song/dp/0195096355#reader_0195096355

NO! The Star Spangled Banner

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2013, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TrashyGirl

This has been going on for a while. Grads don't throw hats at a lot of graduations now due to potential eye injuries. Or at least students are told not to throw their hats because of potential eye injuries.

http://metro.co.uk/2008/05/28/gradua...gerous-157187/

Oh for chrissake that's fucking ridiculous
What is it all coming to these days
Put some glasses on them and make sure we all have our retard bib on

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2013, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

most wanna keep their gay hat and odds are it will get stepped on, taken by some lazy fuck who doesn't wanna look for his or might just never come down, is it that hard to understand? Funny when you call someone a moron after a thread like this.
Now you think America has gone to shit because more did not put their hand on their heart to sing a song that has "God" in it.
I do not think anyone could be as dumb as you act. It must be just for attention. I bet you bitch and cry about anything and everything you can

How did you know it had the word god in it? And, what on earth does that have to do with having some RESPECT for your country?

Jesus on the moon

oh
well

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2013, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

you've obviously never attended a graduation ceremony. you described a typical one. congrats, a new experience to add to your life.

That's an astute observation since the first few words of my post were

"Well, I have never been to one, before."

CDSmith · 05-11-2013, 11:55 AM

The lone guy with the pink hat obviously majored in floral arrangement.

DUuuh.

Rochard · 05-11-2013, 12:14 PM

My college graduation was quick and painless... We all wore gowns, but they had six people handing out diplomas so quickly the announcer couldn't even call out names.

Penny24Seven · 05-11-2013, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

How did you know it had the word god in it? And, what on earth does that have to do with having some RESPECT for your country?

Jesus on the moon

oh
well

the song called GOD bless the USA. You ask how I know it has the word GOD in it? LOL are you kidding me haha
How do you even respond to that anyway. How do you know bottled water has water in it? That is about the same as what you just asked me. I want to say there is no way you are that stupid but you are probably just drunk or on acid so it is cool

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2013, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

the song called GOD bless the USA. You ask how I know it has the word GOD in it? LOL are you kidding me haha
How do you even respond to that anyway. How do you know bottled water has water in it? That is about the same as what you just asked me. I want to say there is no way you are that stupid but you are probably just drunk or on acid so it is cool

I am not talking about lee greenwood!!!

Yngwie · 05-11-2013, 12:42 PM

graduationers? lol that's not a word. haha

Yngwie · 05-11-2013, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

NO! The Star Spangled Banner

then it's not the american theme song.. it's the fucking american ANTHEM.

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2013, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

graduationers? lol that's not a word. haha

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

then it's not the american theme song.. it's the fucking american ANTHEM.

You're right, it's not a word.

I know it's the Anthem, but I call it the Theme song - I'm wrong.

dyna mo · 05-11-2013, 01:10 PM

wait, congraduation is not a word then?

duk75 · 05-11-2013, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Nope, she's married and pregnant and works full time and is in college full time.

She doesn't have time.

Sorry.

She doesn't live!

So young and already married, pregnant, and in a senseless job... So sad.

PornDiscounts-V · 05-11-2013, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Nope, she's married and pregnant and works full time and is in college full time.

She doesn't have time.

Sorry.

slacker. Most porn chicks do all of that and watch their three kids too.

MrMaxwell · 05-11-2013, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by vvvvv

slacker. Most porn chicks do all of that and watch their three kids too.

Porn women watch their children do.. what? Leave to go home?

Just kidding

2013 · 05-11-2013, 03:43 PM

does she do gangbangs?

mineistaken · 05-11-2013, 03:47 PM

I have 3 questions for you:

Is that the same sister who eats 1kg of steak at one sitting?

900 people 10 minutes each? How could you sit for 150 hours?

Do you call your sister bitch as well?

2013 · 05-11-2013, 03:49 PM

WarChild · 05-11-2013, 03:49 PM

I can't even begin to describe how much it thrills me knowing you're such a complete and total loser in life.

2013 · 05-11-2013, 03:56 PM

The Heron · 05-11-2013, 05:05 PM

Congrats on being related to someone capable of putting up with what I assume was 4 years of bs and testing. I'm sure she'll go far once she pays off her debts and you know finds a job...

ps. I've got a bachelors degree, skipped that graduation but my hs one I threw my hat in the air, it's not that awesome. The parties afterwards are pretty fun though.

adulttraffic · 05-11-2013, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Nope, she's married and pregnant and works full time and is in college full time.

She doesn't have time.

Sorry.

who cares if shes pregnant, theirs a niche for her. and if that dosent work out she could work as a farm animal in the beast niche

adulttraffic · 05-11-2013, 07:09 PM

this about sums it uo

baddog · 05-11-2013, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

Congrats on being related to someone capable of putting up with what I assume was 4 years of bs and testing. I'm sure she'll go far once she pays off her debts and you know finds a job...

ps. I've got a bachelors degree, skipped that graduation but my hs one I threw my hat in the air, it's not that awesome. The parties afterwards are pretty fun though.

My daughter got her MSW and is progressing quite nicely as a result. Well, the degree and being a concerned worker.

John-ACWM · 05-12-2013, 05:42 AM

so it's nothing like the movies show...

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	My sisters graduation Well, I have never been to one, before. So there I am. It's 1000 degrees in there, they're going on and on and on about 900 different people for 10 minutes each, they're asking this group to stand, another one, another one, then they're awarding degrees to some dead people, then they have a do gooder award that takes several minutes, THEN the little graduationers all are being called and it's one row at a time .. slowly .. of a sea of blue cape things So finally my sister goes up there and gets her degree from them Then, as the last moron is done walking the thing, everyone just started getting ready to leave. They didn't throw their hats into the air!!! What the FUCK how the HELL did THAT happen? The ONE thing I wanted to see and it didn't even happen. Not to mention that 70% of the people didn't even put up their hands onto their hearts for the American theme song. Jesus christ this country has really gone straight to hell.

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Back to my original post.. Can someone tell me why one moron had a pink hat and all of the other idiots had a blue hat? Was the pink hat one the valley dictator or whatever it is? Valedictorian? Holy christ I think I spelled that correctly.

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