I can no longer write "lady" without writing "ladyboy" automatically - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 04-23-2013, 06:34 AM

I've written waaaaaay too much text.

I'm assuming many in the TS niche, specifically those who write a lot of ladyboy text have this same problem?

Same thing happens with coke, I write cock.

My computer also thinks I'm trying to write ladyboy because if I type too quickly and write ldy or lday, it gives me the correction of ladyboy, which I foolishly added to my dictionary and can't figure out how to remove.

MaDalton · 04-23-2013, 06:35 AM

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

Scott McD · 04-23-2013, 06:37 AM

It's when i sent text messages to people that have nothing to do with this industry that creates a problem sometimes.

I've already pressed send when i realise "oh shit that shouldn't be in there".

Scott McD · 04-23-2013, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

I burst out laughing the last time i heard my GF and her friend talk about going for a facial.

They both just looked at me like WTF ??

MaDalton · 04-23-2013, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I burst out laughing the last time i heard my GF and her friend talk about going for a facial.

They both just looked at me like WTF ??

did you offer your assistance?

Manfap · 04-23-2013, 06:48 AM

BBQ and BBW for me.

Klen · 04-23-2013, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

ATM for me still means automated teller machine since i rarely see ass to mount combo used.
Facial,on other hand....I totally laughed when name.com introduced facial recognize login,i though how you will need to cum on someone face to login.

Jel · 04-23-2013, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

I chuckle the same when anyone abbreviates 'at the moment' on facebook etc "I'm shopping atm"

I've also written interwebz way too much, and actually used that version in an email to a client

Jel · 04-23-2013, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I burst out laughing the last time i heard my GF and her friend talk about going for a facial.

They both just looked at me like WTF ??

haha yep another good one

SexyCreativity · 04-23-2013, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

This has forever changed my life. LOL.

Jel · 04-23-2013, 06:59 AM

just remembered, couple of weeks ago met this nice lady at a place I go to regularly, and we got chatting - she told me she was looking into CBT - my face obviously gave it away that I was thinking of something else, I told her to google it :D She didn't, and asked me the following week, so I told her the other version of what it stood for

DWB · 04-23-2013, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

totally

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I burst out laughing the last time i heard my GF and her friend talk about going for a facial.

They both just looked at me like WTF ??

Slightly off topic your post made me remember something. Years back we helped a girl come to the USA from Venezuela. She was staying with me and I was teaching her English and all that, and she wanted to know the name for chap stick in the winter time. Jokingly I told her it was called "cum for my lips" and it went from there. We let her go for a while asking for cum for her lips whenever she needed chap stick. It was hilarious.

The Heron · 04-23-2013, 07:09 AM

ATM always makes me laugh and facial I'm still not sure what the girls get when it's not cum on the face... or when guys say it that's even better

dyna mo · 04-23-2013, 07:09 AM

i can no longer say tranny when chatting with my car and bike buddies about transmissions.
i'm trying to go with trans instead, hard to make the switch

Grapesoda · 04-23-2013, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

I've written waaaaaay too much text.

I'm assuming many in the TS niche, specifically those who write a lot of ladyboy text have this same problem?

Same thing happens with coke, I write cock.

My computer also thinks I'm trying to write ladyboy because if I type too quickly and write ldy or lday, it gives me the correction of ladyboy, which I foolishly added to my dictionary and can't figure out how to remove.

Grapesoda · 04-23-2013, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

DP = director of photography to me

_Richard_ · 04-23-2013, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

im ok with the machines.. it's when people talk about 'hitting up the ATM' that i have to work at keeping a straight face

Relentless · 04-23-2013, 08:03 AM

My entire vocabulary has become adult SEO fixated.

Even in verbal discussions offline I automatically use words like joking instead of kidding, or find myself using certain words in a conversation more repetitively than others as a way of defining keyword density.

So I know exactly how you feel...

Choopa_Pardo · 04-23-2013, 08:59 AM

That's why I call ATMs by their original name.... MAC machines!

Tofu · 04-23-2013, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I burst out laughing the last time i heard my GF and her friend talk about going for a facial.

They both just looked at me like WTF ??

I have a friend that is a hair stylist and every time she mentions going
to her aesthetician to have a facial, she calls it a "skeet-free facial".

Cracks me up, every time. She's obviously got a dirty mind.

faxxaff · 04-23-2013, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Same thing happens with coke, I write cock.

Are you on a Nokia Cell Phone?

Tofu · 04-23-2013, 09:10 AM

Too many years of GFY has actually fucked my mind a bit, too.
There is a BBW social site called "chubby parade" and all of the
users call it "CP".

I tend to shudder, every time I see the abbreviation.

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L-Pink · 04-23-2013, 10:13 AM

There is a little beauty salon down the street that specializes in facials ……

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Tofu · 04-23-2013, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

There is a little beauty salon down the street that specializes in facials ??

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You work there part-time, providing the facial cream?

Captain Kawaii · 04-23-2013, 10:46 AM

My computer by now has learned what Newhalf means, that's for sure.

scarlettcontent · 04-23-2013, 11:29 AM

I cant write scarlett without writing scarlettcontent, but I just did

RyuLion · 04-23-2013, 11:49 AM

Same with a special massage..

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-23-2013, 11:54 AM

Myself it's Mysql

CurrentlySober · 04-23-2013, 12:34 PM

But... spare a thought for the REALLY hard done by....

I cant type ANYTHING without mentioning POO

John-ACWM · 04-24-2013, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

epitome · 04-24-2013, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

As long as you don't say "I have to drop by an ATM machine."

mineistaken · 04-24-2013, 12:57 PM

I must be stupid, because I don't follow ATM joke.

Supz · 04-24-2013, 12:58 PM

I cannot see a ladyboy pic on the internet without thinking of DWB. Weird.

2013 · 04-24-2013, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

Webmaster Advertising · 04-24-2013, 01:03 PM

Serve always turns into server for me usually (I actually did it while writing this post but checked before hitting submit lol).

Dankasaur · 04-24-2013, 01:10 PM

ATM, DP, Facials, all those things have tarnished me.

Buddy owns a restaurant and he has a waitress who writes "DP" for Dr. Pepper on all the order tickets, and I always chuckled when I saw it or heard her say "I need a DP" to the bartender, and he finally asked me why I did.. Now he's ruined too.

JenniDahling · 04-24-2013, 05:45 PM

This thread made my day.

04-23-2013, 06:34 AM	#1
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I can no longer write "lady" without writing "ladyboy" automatically I've written waaaaaay too much text. I'm assuming many in the TS niche, specifically those who write a lot of ladyboy text have this same problem? Same thing happens with coke, I write cock. My computer also thinks I'm trying to write ladyboy because if I type too quickly and write ldy or lday, it gives me the correction of ladyboy, which I foolishly added to my dictionary and can't figure out how to remove.

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04-23-2013, 07:09 AM	#13
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04-24-2013, 01:10 PM	#36
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