A thread to mock Americans

[nexcom28]

It's funny how you throw your hands up looking for answers

Its funny how you try to find a suspect

Its funny how you call to arms

Its funny how you shoot first and think later

Its funny how you think you are better than the rest of the world

[CyberHustler]

It's funny that we still run shit

[Sly]

Originally Posted by nexcom28

Its funny how you think you are better than the rest of the world

It's funny how you think we aren't.

[NaughtyVisions]

It's funny how this thread backfired with the first reply.

[newB]

/thread

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by nexcom28

It's funny how you throw your hands up looking for answers

Its funny how you try to find a suspect

Its funny how you call to arms

Its funny how you shoot first and think later

Its funny how you think you are better than the rest of the world

it's funny how you're sucking up on an AMERICAN forum

[L-Pink]

It's funny you care.

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[helterskelter808]

It's funny when someone tells a very amusing joke.

[TheFootMan5]

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

It's funny that we still run shit

Who's "we"?

[Jman]

You are funny... in your own special way

[Supz]

Originally Posted by TheFootMan5

Who's "we"?

Read the fucking thread title you fucking retard.

[baryl]

It's kind of funny that others spend so much time obsessing over us.

Go live your life, don't worry about what we're up to.

[Juicebox]

Originally Posted by nexcom28

It's funny how you throw your hands up looking for answers

Its funny how you try to find a suspect

Its funny how you call to arms

Its funny how you shoot first and think later

Its funny how you think you are better than the rest of the world

Think it's safe to say starting a thread putting an entire country of people into 5 lines is kind of ignorant regardless. The horse is dead, long dead. Stop trying to kick it back to life.

[Supz]

Originally Posted by Juicebox

Think it's safe to say starting a thread putting an entire country of people into 5 lines is kind of ignorant regardless. The horse is dead, long dead. Stop trying to kick it back to life.

especially after he started a thread admitting he can't afford 20 bucks a month for stats.

[digitalfantasies]

this is funny

[Matt 26z]

Mock this

[dyna mo]

[DWB]

Originally Posted by nexcom28

It's funny how you throw your hands up looking for answers

Its funny how you try to find a suspect

Its funny how you call to arms

Its funny how you shoot first and think later

Its funny how you think you are better than the rest of the world

1) Only one country has a flag on the moon, and it ain't yours.

2) The USA invented the internet.

So when you're surfing the net today and when look up at the moon later tonight, don't be mad.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

What e-v-e-r-e-r...tomorrow is 4/20, so I'm getting ready tonight!



ADG

[CyberHustler]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

What e-v-e-r-e-r...tomorrow is 4/20, so I'm getting ready tonight!



ADG

Actually on my way now to pick up tomorrows party favors

[2012]

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Actually on my way now to pick up tomorrows party favors

may i recommend the firewalker og? it is tres fuego

[spiederman]

I'm not gonna mock anyone :-) still trying to force myself away from the computer to get those 3.5 hours of sleep, but anyway... Stay safe everyone, no matter where you're from.
One thing is for sure, if the US didnt exist, the world would be more of a scary place than it is now already

[ReggieDurango]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

What e-v-e-r-e-r...tomorrow is 4/20, so I'm herrings ready tonight!



ADG

Exactly.
Puff puff, pass, son!

[Dankasaur]

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

may i recommend the firewalker og? it is tres fuego

Peter Tosh, Bob Marley, and Bunny Wailer

Went by the medical collective earlier today and picked up a 4/20 special (3 4-gram eighths for $100), of SFV Kush, Green Crack, and Lemon Wreck.

Going to HempCon tomorrow...(again):



ADG

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Peter Tosh, Bob Marley, and Bunny Wailer

Went by the medical collective earlier today and picked up a 4/20 special (3 4-gram eighths for $100), of SFV Kush, Green Crack, and Lemon Wreck.

Going to HempCon tomorrow...(again):



ADG

nice! i hit the dispensary earlier, i tried to time it so i would go tomorrow but i ran out today! that's how i know about the firewalker og.

i always just get an ounce, so i never really get any deals other than that, which is actually the best price structure i think? last time i crunched the #s..

[dynastoned]

we aren't without faults but i wouldn't trade this place for anywhere else in the world. although i do enjoy visiting some of your beautiful countries too.

[CyberHustler]

Originally Posted by Supz

especially after he started a thread admitting he can't afford 20 bucks a month for stats.

Broke ass niggas

[Heath]

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

It's funny that we still run shit

End of discussion.

[AllAboutCams]

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

It's funny that we still run shit

Run what?

[Colmike9]

Every part of this country is different and there are different types of Americans and politics that everyone here hates, too, but we deal with it instead of being ignorant and prejudice...
The media is fucking with you.

[CyberHustler]

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

Run what?

Pay very close attention attention...

[Rochard]

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

It's funny that we still run shit

That was great. Good times...

I must admit the Chechnyan angle is a complete surprise. I don't believe this is a Chechnyan thing; I think this is a Muslim Jihad thing.

I don't understand the Jihad thing at all. You are going to punch the strongest boy at school for no reason and then watch him beat the shit out of you for the next four years of high school? And do it again over and over again?

[grumpy]

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

It's funny that we still run shit

you are a funny guy.

[Roald]

Originally Posted by TubeVideoAPI

haha you dont actually believe that do you

[pimpmaster9000]

Originally Posted by baryl

It's kind of funny that others spend so much time obsessing over us.

Go live your life, don't worry about what we're up to.

oh we would but your army and politics wont leave the world alone...you spend so much time obsessing over the world like it actually belongs to you but you only make up 5% of the world...

now keep in mind its your bombers that fly over half the world and bomb shit, sorry if we post something on a forum in retaliation

I know americans think the world should just shut up about the bombing and let your corporations make money and "protect interests"...it is in your culture to be locusts...ask the native americans and their slave back up...you are 'mericans and the other 95% non american human beings are being subjected to your mickey mouse politics...

world politics are decided with your phoney elections where the 2 candidates pretend to give a shit about gay marriage and abortion


seriously I have nothing against americans...its just that you guys wont leave us the fuck alone...

[pimpmaster9000]

Originally Posted by Rochard

I don't understand the Jihad thing at all. You are going to punch the strongest boy at school for no reason

no reason? really? they had nothing better to do and flew over half the globe to mess shit up? oh wait that was you not them

Originally Posted by Rochard

and then watch him beat the shit out of you for the next four years of high school? And do it again over and over again?

and then wait to get a big gun/bomb/nuke/nasty flesh eating bacteria...

also try putting yourself in their shoes: your mickey mouse politics have stripped them of any future, their countries will be "BAD" until they comply to your politics and then they will be a joke like iraq...you are practically begging them to blow you up...

you would do the same to anybody who came to your country and destroyed it over the politics of bill clinton and bush...

[SexyCreativity]

hahaha I don't know if I've laughed so many times in 1 thread. And some great photos

[nico-t]

Originally Posted by TubeVideoAPI

[Mutt]

Originally Posted by crucifissio

oh we would but your army and politics wont leave the world alone...you spend so much time obsessing over the world like it actually belongs to you but you only make up 5% of the world...

now keep in mind its your bombers that fly over half the world and bomb shit, sorry if we post something on a forum in retaliation

I know americans think the world should just shut up about the bombing and let your corporations make money and "protect interests"...it is in your culture to be locusts...ask the native americans and their slave back up...you are 'mericans and the other 95% non american human beings are being subjected to your mickey mouse politics...

world politics are decided with your phoney elections where the 2 candidates pretend to give a shit about gay marriage and abortion


seriously I have nothing against americans...its just that you guys wont leave us the fuck alone...

shut the fuck up you ignorant unwashed Balkan idiot. blaming the United States of America for the perpetual state of malfunction Europe finds itself in is like a fat guy blaming his fatness on a plot by Dunkin Donuts to keep him fat.

open a history book sometime and read the glorious pageant that is European history, PRE World War II, the time before the US became a superpower NOT by choice, that was forced upon them by the failure of people like you to figure out how to control yourselves from sodomizing and killing each other over two millenia.

you can't be left alone, you need constant supervision like kindergarteners equipped with scissors do.

[AllAboutCams]

Originally Posted by Mutt

shut the fuck up you ignorant unwashed Balkan idiot. blaming the United States of America for the perpetual state of malfunction Europe finds itself in is like a fat guy blaming his fatness on a plot by Dunkin Donuts to keep him fat.

open a history book sometime and read the glorious pageant that is European history, PRE World War II, the time before the US became a superpower NOT by choice, that was forced upon them by the failure of people like you to figure out how to control yourselves from sodomizing and killing each other over two millenia.

you can't be left alone, you need constant supervision like kindergarteners equipped with scissors do.

I have to admit if McDonald did not advertise everywhere i would eat less McDonald

[Best-In-BC]

Originally Posted by Sly

It's funny how you think we aren't.

lol, too bad you aint got shit better than anyone

[lock]

It is funny that one would mock business partners to their faces.

[Sly]

"You know you've won when all she can do is think about you."

;-)

[jscott]

nexcom, what a loser thread to post. Loser

[helterskelter808]

Originally Posted by Rochard

I don't understand the Jihad thing at all. You are going to punch the strongest boy at school

Then you're a gutless coward. With people like you 250 years ago, we'd still be speaking British.

for no reason

Nvm, I didn't realize this was just a full-retard troll.

and then watch him beat the shit out of you for the next four years of high school? And do it again over and over again?

Well done for correctly identifying our role in the world as an immature, overreacting bully.

Originally Posted by Mutt

shut the fuck up you ignorant unwashed Balkan idiot. blaming the United States of America for the perpetual state of malfunction Europe finds itself in is like a fat guy blaming his fatness on a plot by Dunkin Donuts to keep him fat.

open a history book sometime and read the glorious pageant that is European history, PRE World War II, the time before the US became a superpower NOT by choice, that was forced upon them by the failure of people like you to figure out how to control yourselves from sodomizing and killing each other over two millenia.

you can't be left alone, you need constant supervision like kindergarteners equipped with scissors do.

Amazing to think this probably won't even be the dumbest thing you post today. He didn't even mention Europe you clown, so stop trying to drop into every thread that you once read a book about something.

Your country didn't even exist before WWII. You were involved in that war, and WWI and even the Boer War, because you were (in reality) nothing but an overseas territory of a European country whose head of state is still, to this day, your head of state. Europe's history is your history (and ours). You are (presumably), like most people in North (and arguably South) America, a European, simply living on a different piece of land stolen from non-Europeans.

[RKLover]

Originally Posted by Mutt

shut the fuck up you ignorant unwashed Balkan idiot. blaming the United States of America for the perpetual state of malfunction Europe finds itself in is like a fat guy blaming his fatness on a plot by Dunkin Donuts to keep him fat.

open a history book sometime and read the glorious pageant that is European history, PRE World War II, the time before the US became a superpower NOT by choice, that was forced upon them by the failure of people like you to figure out how to control yourselves from sodomizing and killing each other over two millenia.

you can't be left alone, you need constant supervision like kindergarteners equipped with scissors do.

That content is highly accurate...

Europe and Europeans have been killing each other off for thousands of years in the name of God and Country. Like that 700 years of war between France and Germany? It was begun by Charlemagne's two sons, after they killed their own brother who had been bequeathed Alsaice Lorraine

When the Europeans came to America, they brought their dieases, religious hypocricy, weapons and wars with them. They taught the Native Americans all about brutality. Then they began importing slaves because they had killed too many Natives for gold and silver to be mined.

When my European ancestors came here, they were looking for equality and opportunity. Not to mention safety from living in a region that had been fought over by Austria-Hungary, Germany, Russia, Poland, Lithuania and Ukraine for hundreds of years.

When World War I began, America and Americans knew all about European history, and wanted nothing to do with it. Same scenario for WWII. Yet we found ourselves attacked and sucked into the old continents bullshit.

Now we don't want for the rest of the world to fuck up, we take a more proactive approach before our losses go higher. You may view it as meddling, and it very well may be. But we consider it self defense, taking action before the problem becomes too big to handle or overflows onto our shores.

Now go stand in front of the mirror, take a good look at the source of your problems and quit blaming everyone else.

[HomerSimpson]

[dyna mo]

op took the cork off his fork.

ruprecht, don't take the cork off the fork