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				Remember when you had to get off your chair
			 
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		 true but there wer only 3 channels so it didnt take long. now would be a nightmare 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I remember before color TV and before touch tone phones. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 just cause bitcoins weren't invented... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	no ned 2 get ur panties in a bunch... ![]()  | 
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		 That was before my time. I at least grew up with a tv that had a wired remote. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 We had to use a rotor to change the channel. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Yes and then I also remember when my family had a remote but it had a wire on it that plugged into the tv. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Edit: I hope nobody saw that... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
	
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		 hell, i remember when I had to get off my chair to take a crap 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Remember the metal knobs? Me and my brother were scared to touch it because sometimes you'd get a static zap so powerful you could actually see a blue arc to your finger. Eventually I learned how to smack the knob with my knuckle first to discharge the static. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Then you grab that knob with your wrist cocked as far as it would twist, and spin that fucker all the way around. My dad would get so pissed. 
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		 It was a bad taste joke that I am not proud of.  Lets leave at that... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
	
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		 On the old cable boxes with the big box of buttons attached with a wire, you used to be able to jam two buttons down at once and the scrambled channels would unscramble. But only if you did it just right. The first movie I ever saw on HBO was Rollerball.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I remember having a remote for a VCR and thinking we were the shit, even tho it had a wire.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			My friends were impressed by our ability to change the channel with a device. Now everything in my home is controlled by my iPhone and iPad. 
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 I went from an Apple 4S to Android for about 4 months and hated my life, instantly went back to the iPhone. It's a system I'm a costumed to and like it, and think their products are superior than android based devices. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but mine is the only one that counts ;) 
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 Ps: I have win 8 phone if you ask, and I do not care, I could have android phone, i could even have ios phone, phone is just a phone.  | 
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		 U talking my language bro  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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