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    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2006
    • 396
    #1

    I M P O S S I B L E - Chewbacca Cock!

    I just studied Star Wars and not once does Chewbacca's cock dangle while he is on camera. That seems IMPOSSIBLE! How could something that big never flop into sight?

    Also, you would think that at least once during one of those movies, Chewbacca would have gotten really hard and we all would have seen that big, fat, huge cock sticking straight up in the air - loud and proud.

    Did they edit out a sex scene between Princes Leia and Chewy because she had to be hospitalized after?

    Last question, will all robots (in the future) include pleasure hardware and software to sexually pleasure any human at any time? I think they will be default features.
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    • lbc213
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2006
      • 2673
      #2

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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        • mattz
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2001
          • 7697
          #3
          why were you looking for his cock in the first place?

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              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2006
              • 396
              #4
              Originally posted by mattz
              why were you looking for his cock in the first place?
              You wouldn't sneak a peek at Chewbacca's cock if there was a pic discovered that captured it in all it's glory?

              Imagine Chewbacca getting soooo excited during a space battle that his enormous log grows tall and stiff as a board right during the scene. I bet they edited out all the times this happened.

              I study Star Wars for facts and information that the PEOPLE want to know!

              Chewbacca Cock!

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                • gornyhuy
                  Chafed.
                  • May 2002
                  • 18041
                  #5
                  Han shot first. ;)

                  icq:159548293

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                    • lazycash
                      Troll Patrol
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 15214
                      #6
                      Looks like Greg Demchek aka mr sexy ladies.com is now officially gay.
                      "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                      Its crazy..."

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                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2006
                          • 396
                          #7
                          Ever notice how the movie writers purposefully avoid writing parts for FEMALE Wookies? That is because they would have NO way to shoot around their HUGE FLOPPY TITS!

                          What are they going to do, put bikini tops on the female wookies? Then people will ask, why aren't they wearing bikini bottoms? How unsanitary.

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                            • hateman
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 1623
                              #8

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                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • May 2006
                                  • 396
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by lazycash
                                  Looks like Greg Demchek aka mr sexy ladies.com is now officially gay.
                                  All I know for sure is that: Lazycash rides wookie cock!

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                                    • lbc213
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 2673
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by hateman

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                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 396
                                          #11
                                          Maybe it was just a matter of Chewbacca's big stiff shaft getting in the way of his flying instruments? I mean, nobody doubts space ships battling with lasers, but what if Chewbacca had to fly and fight while his big erect schlong was right in the way? NO WAY!

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                                            • pip
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 468
                                              #12
                                              Looks like Greg is off his meds once again

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                                                • nikki99
                                                  Supermodel
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 23072
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by mattz
                                                  why were you looking for his cock in the first place?
                                                  exactly
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                                                    • psbfo
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 181
                                                      #14
                                                      Aliens from a galaxy far, far away probably don't have the same sex organs we do. Sheesh.

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