An SEO expert walks into a bar..

[Yanks_Todd]

,bars, pub, public house, irish pub, drinks, beer, wine, liquor, grey goose, cristal.....

[pornmasta]

where is the google adsense code ?

[RyuLion]

Yeah but that's how the bartender can read your mouth movement bc its too loud anyway..

[wehateporn]

He never went back again

[_Richard_]

Originally Posted by Yanks_Todd

,bars, pub, public house, irish pub, drinks, beer, wine, liquor, grey goose, cristal.....

[L-Pink]

hahaha, not bad!!!

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[MaDalton]

i chuckled...

[dillonaire]

HA!

[Yanks_Todd]

Originally Posted by wehateporn

He never went back again

nice

[Relentless]

Originally Posted by Yanks_Todd

,bars, pub, public house, irish pub, drinks, beer, wine, liquor, grey goose, cristal.....

An SEO expert walks into a bar on his birthday and starts telling the bartender a story about his uncle who used to work in a gold mine. Exactly eighteen years ago his uncle gave him a pure gold bar from Barbados as a Bar Mitzvah gift. Instead of being happy about it, the guy cynically complains that his uncle forever raised the bar on gift giving and made every other birthday present anticlimactic by comparison. "Gifts that big should be barred by parents" said the man as he climbed off his bar stool and walked toward the one armed bandit against the far wall. A single pull on the arm of that old slot machine sent all three wheels spinning... BAR, BAR, BAR - Jackpot!!! Finally a gift bigger than any other he had ever received... bar none... and the man finally cracked a smile. He took out his cell phone to call his uncle and tell him, but his cell phone had zero bars of reception, so he stepped outside with his winnings and was never heard from again.

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by Relentless

An SEO expert walks into a bar on his birthday and starts telling the bartender a story about his uncle who used to work in a gold mine. Exactly eighteen years ago his uncle gave him a pure gold bar from Barbados as a Bar Mitzvah gift. Instead of being happy about it, the guy cynically complains that his uncle forever raised the bar on gift giving and made every other birthday present anticlimactic by comparison. "Gifts that big should be barred by parents" said the man as he climbed off his bar stool and walked toward the one armed bandit against the far wall. A single pull on the arm of that old slot machine sent all three wheels spinning... BAR, BAR, BAR - Jackpot!!! Finally a gift bigger than any other he had ever received... bar none... and the man finally cracked a smile. He took out his cell phone to call his uncle and tell him, but his cell phone had zero bars of reception, so he stepped outside with his winnings and was never heard from again.

show-off

[Relentless]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

show-off

I'm sure you could do the same in German

[Yanks_Todd]

Originally Posted by Relentless

An SEO expert walks into a bar on his birthday and starts telling the bartender a story about his uncle who used to work in a gold mine. Exactly eighteen years ago his uncle gave him a pure gold bar from Barbados as a Bar Mitzvah gift. .......

Yes, more SEO jokes.

[woj]

[BSleazy]

Originally Posted by Relentless

An SEO expert walks into a bar on his birthday and starts telling the bartender a story about his uncle who used to work in a gold mine. Exactly eighteen years ago his uncle gave him a pure gold bar from Barbados as a Bar Mitzvah gift. Instead of being happy about it, the guy cynically complains that his uncle forever raised the bar on gift giving and made every other birthday present anticlimactic by comparison. "Gifts that big should be barred by parents" said the man as he climbed off his bar stool and walked toward the one armed bandit against the far wall. A single pull on the arm of that old slot machine sent all three wheels spinning... BAR, BAR, BAR - Jackpot!!! Finally a gift bigger than any other he had ever received... bar none... and the man finally cracked a smile. He took out his cell phone to call his uncle and tell him, but his cell phone had zero bars of reception, so he stepped outside with his winnings and was never heard from again.

Nice. What's it cost to write some creative text like that a few times a week?

[John.]

classic lol

[Relentless]

Originally Posted by BCyber

Nice. What's it cost to write some creative text like that a few times a week?

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[AllAboutCams]

Got me nice one

[seeandsee]

lol good one

[Sophie Delancey]

This joke never fails to make me giggle.

[tfs]

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[Zester]

[woodo]

a Swede walks into a bar.....and says ouch!