An SEO expert walks into a
bar on his birthday and starts telling the
bartender a story about his uncle who used to work in a gold mine. Exactly eighteen years ago his uncle gave him a pure
gold bar from Barbados as a
Bar Mitzvah gift. Instead of being happy about it, the guy cynically complains that his uncle forever
raised the bar on gift giving and made every other birthday present anticlimactic by comparison. "Gifts that big should be
barred by parents" said the man as he climbed off his
bar stool and walked toward the one armed bandit against the far wall. A single pull on the arm of that old slot machine sent all three wheels spinning...
BAR, BAR, BAR - Jackpot!!! Finally a gift bigger than any other he had ever received...
bar none... and the man finally cracked a smile. He took out his cell phone to call his uncle and tell him, but his cell phone had zero
bars of reception, so he stepped outside with his winnings and was never heard from again.
