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OzKaNoz · 02-21-2003, 12:29 PM

A guy is sitting in a bar drooling over a hot woman in a miniskirt.
He decides to send her a drink, and not only does she get up and sit next to him, but they also have an amazing conversation. Finally, the woman says, Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I?m a working girl. I get $200 for what you think you?re about to get for free.
I have no problem with the money, the man replies. But since you were so straight forward, I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts.
I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture and just plain destroy the place.
Oh my God! the woman says. How long does that last?
Until I get my $200 back, he replies.

Oz

asuna · 02-21-2003, 12:31 PM

MetaMan · 02-21-2003, 12:37 PM

i remember this racist jokes from elemetry haha:

wats the difference between a paky and shit on a stick?

the stick
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how do u know an indian has been in your back yard?
the garbage is gone and the cats pregnant

i loved being a little racist

02-21-2003, 12:29 PM	#1
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	Joke time A guy is sitting in a bar drooling over a hot woman in a miniskirt. He decides to send her a drink, and not only does she get up and sit next to him, but they also have an amazing conversation. Finally, the woman says, Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I?m a working girl. I get $200 for what you think you?re about to get for free. I have no problem with the money, the man replies. But since you were so straight forward, I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture and just plain destroy the place. Oh my God! the woman says. How long does that last? Until I get my $200 back, he replies. Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

02-21-2003, 12:31 PM	#2
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	__________________

02-21-2003, 12:37 PM	#3
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i remember this racist jokes from elemetry haha: wats the difference between a paky and shit on a stick? the stick --------- how do u know an indian has been in your back yard? the garbage is gone and the cats pregnant i loved being a little racist