Joke time
 

A guy is sitting in a bar drooling over a hot woman in a miniskirt.
He decides to send her a drink, and not only does she get up and sit next to him, but they also have an amazing conversation. Finally, the woman says, Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I?m a working girl. I get $200 for what you think you?re about to get for free.
I have no problem with the money, the man replies. But since you were so straight forward, I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts.
I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture and just plain destroy the place.
Oh my God! the woman says. How long does that last?
Until I get my $200 back, he replies.
:glugglug
Oz

:glugglug :stoned

i remember this racist jokes from elemetry haha:

wats the difference between a paky and shit on a stick?

the stick
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how do u know an indian has been in your back yard?
the garbage is gone and the cats pregnant

:1orglaugh

i loved being a little racist