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working on my tan
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NASCAR's newest pit crew member ? PICS
"DAVIDSON, N.C. ? The laws of physics explain why there aren't any female members of a NASCAR pit crew: The average woman of 5-4 weighs around 130 pounds, and the average racing tire weighs between 55 and 70 pounds. So physics explains a woman of average size would have to lift and move half her weight ? twice ? and bolt two tires in 12 seconds or less to succeed in a NASCAR pit.
Lifting a tire wouldn't be a challenge. One of the standard CrossFit workouts involves flipping a tractor tire. Even the fuel can, which can weigh up to 90 pounds, wouldn't slow down Abbott. Nor would jacking up a car. Easy stuff for her. The hard part would be drilling the bolts on the tires once they're on the wheel. The pros do that six times in 1.3 seconds. Physics never met CrossFit Gym owner Christmas Abbott." ![]() ![]() ![]() http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nascar-...170207111.html . |
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it matters cause she's a woman
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since theres a ton of stupid shit painted on her body anyways, can i leave autograph too?
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Christmas Abbott? Give me a fucking break. Sounds like bond girl.
So fuckable though.
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working on my tan
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Well merry fucking Christmas.
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So Fucking Banned
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woooow droools
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I'm here for SPORT
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oh yes, that's what I want in my pit crew. Someone to start ovulating when I need my tire changed
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So Fucking Banned
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guess you all want to fuck broad shouldered men..good luck with that.. I like my women, smooth and soft, cute and a delight to fuck... you can have Sasquatch
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Wow shes hot.
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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She would be hotter without all that ink
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She is .... hot
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I am Amazing Content!
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i've seen worse...
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nice girl but what does she sit on?
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Dumb tats. Dumb name...
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she looks so fucking hot!
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My kinda woman!
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Work Work Work
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Damn fine!
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Looks strong and hot
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A manly woman for a girly man
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porn cartoonist
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Beautiful - I can't believe she's NASCAR staff ....
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