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L-Pink 02-19-2013 06:11 PM

NASCAR's newest pit crew member ? PICS
 
"DAVIDSON, N.C. ? The laws of physics explain why there aren't any female members of a NASCAR pit crew: The average woman of 5-4 weighs around 130 pounds, and the average racing tire weighs between 55 and 70 pounds. So physics explains a woman of average size would have to lift and move half her weight ? twice ? and bolt two tires in 12 seconds or less to succeed in a NASCAR pit.

Lifting a tire wouldn't be a challenge. One of the standard CrossFit workouts involves flipping a tractor tire. Even the fuel can, which can weigh up to 90 pounds, wouldn't slow down Abbott. Nor would jacking up a car. Easy stuff for her. The hard part would be drilling the bolts on the tires once they're on the wheel. The pros do that six times in 1.3 seconds.

Physics never met CrossFit Gym owner Christmas Abbott."


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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nascar-...170207111.html


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_Richard_ 02-19-2013 06:13 PM

it matters cause she's a woman

Mr. Garibaldi 02-19-2013 06:14 PM

since theres a ton of stupid shit painted on her body anyways, can i leave autograph too?

bronco67 02-19-2013 06:15 PM

Christmas Abbott? Give me a fucking break. Sounds like bond girl.

So fuckable though.

L-Pink 02-19-2013 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 19489746)
Christmas Abbott? Give me a fucking break. Sounds like bond girl.

So fuckable though.

The article said she was born right before Christmas and that's what her mom named her.

Mr Pheer 02-19-2013 07:00 PM

Well merry fucking Christmas.

Chosen 02-19-2013 10:07 PM

:1orglaugh

2013 02-19-2013 10:47 PM

woooow droools

SleazyDream 02-19-2013 10:49 PM

oh yes, that's what I want in my pit crew. Someone to start ovulating when I need my tire changed

ninavain 02-19-2013 11:02 PM

guess you all want to fuck broad shouldered men..good luck with that.. I like my women, smooth and soft, cute and a delight to fuck... you can have Sasquatch

Asparaguss 02-20-2013 12:05 AM

Wow shes hot.

JFK 02-20-2013 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19489801)
Well merry fucking Christmas.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Black All Through 02-20-2013 01:52 AM

She would be hotter without all that ink

Lykos 02-20-2013 05:34 AM

She is .... hot :)

MaDalton 02-20-2013 05:37 AM

i've seen worse...

shimmy2 02-20-2013 05:47 AM

nice girl but what does she sit on?

Scott McD 02-20-2013 06:32 AM

Dumb tats. Dumb name...

Ringo 02-20-2013 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19489737)

:thumbsup

yuu.design 02-20-2013 07:21 AM

she looks so fucking hot!

Choopa Phil 02-20-2013 07:26 AM

My kinda woman!

John-ACWM 02-20-2013 09:14 AM

Damn fine!

Caldo 02-20-2013 09:42 AM

Looks strong and hot :thumbsup

javbucks 02-20-2013 12:53 PM

A manly woman for a girly man

mavruda 02-20-2013 01:11 PM

Beautiful - I can't believe she's NASCAR staff ....

Ringo 02-21-2013 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by javbucks (Post 19491173)
A manly woman for a girly man

okay :1orglaugh


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