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Old 01-30-2013, 01:27 AM   #1
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:mad FACT: Perception = Reality! (100% Proof)
Last night I 'perceived' it was raining in my bedroom, and I woke up...

It was indeed raining in my bedroom - The roof over my bay window had sprung a leak!

Cue lots of messing about with towels to soak up water, a sleepless night, and now the task of finding a roofer...

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Old 01-30-2013, 01:28 AM   #2
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:01 AM   #3
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:04 AM   #4
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Last night I 'perceived' it was raining in my bedroom, and I woke up...

It was indeed raining in my bedroom - The roof over my bay window had sprung a leak!

Cue lots of messing about with towels to soak up water, a sleepless night, and now the task of finding a roofer...

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Wrong

The way in which you perceive your environment can be quite different to reality and being that you talk about shit and other inane poppycock, it is very likely that your perception has less that two tenths of three eighths of fuck all to do with reality.
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:11 AM   #5
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The way in which you perceive your environment can be quite different to reality and being that you talk about shit and other inane poppycock, it is very likely that your perception has less that two tenths of three eighths of fuck all to do with reality.
So, when the roofer arrives, does his stuff, and expects to be paid...

I can just show him this thread, forward him to you, and you'll explain that it isn't real, he hasn't fixed the leak, and theres no need for him to be paid?

Cool ! Thanks - Please send me your full adress, so he can pursue you via the courts...
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:35 AM   #6
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:36 AM   #7
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wow, you haven't mentioned poo in this thread yet. Growing up? or I was just lucky enough to read this before you fouled it up with defacation?
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:46 AM   #8
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Roofer is here ! Up his ladder, doing his thing !

Not bad for getting a guy the 'same day'
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Well, all is good 'up top' Not so good inside though...

I'm just charging my little cam up, and I'll post a pic later
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Shit pic, but that was all normal when I went to bed last night...
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I'm hurt that the rabble still makes fun of me.

I just want to be liked by guys who don't have a pot to piss in. really I do.
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I'm hurt that the rabble still makes fun of me.

I just want to be liked by guys who don't have a pot to piss in. really I do.
Come on, admit it, you laughed, too...
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So, when the roofer arrives, does his stuff, and expects to be paid...

I can just show him this thread, forward him to you, and you'll explain that it isn't real, he hasn't fixed the leak, and theres no need for him to be paid?

Cool ! Thanks - Please send me your full adress, so he can pursue you via the courts...
Since I was commenting on your statement 'Perception = Reality (100% Proof)' ... What do you think?

I would love to see that conversation with the roofer. He does the work, you say go to Australia to get the money and SMACK You'd have a different kind of leak then.
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should have B&Q'd-it.... to save some pennies. It's not that hard.
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wallpaper on the ceiling... looks crappy


but thats probably the look you were going for
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but thats probably the look you were going for
Pretty normal in the UK - In slightly older houses
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