FACT: Perception = Reality! (100% Proof)
 

Last night I 'perceived' it was raining in my bedroom, and I woke up...

It was indeed raining in my bedroom - The roof over my bay window had sprung a leak!

Cue lots of messing about with towels to soak up water, a sleepless night, and now the task of finding a roofer... :helpme

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Call 12clicks.

:1orglaugh

Brutal.

Wrong :2 cents:

The way in which you perceive your environment can be quite different to reality and being that you talk about shit and other inane poppycock, it is very likely that your perception has less that two tenths of three eighths of fuck all to do with reality.

So, when the roofer arrives, does his stuff, and expects to be paid...

I can just show him this thread, forward him to you, and you'll explain that it isn't real, he hasn't fixed the leak, and theres no need for him to be paid?

Cool ! Thanks - Please send me your full adress, so he can pursue you via the courts... :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

its good you didt dream your room was full of shit

wow, you haven't mentioned poo in this thread yet. Growing up? or I was just lucky enough to read this before you fouled it up with defacation?

try yellow pages.

Roofer is here ! Up his ladder, doing his thing !

Not bad for getting a guy the 'same day' :)

Well, all is good 'up top' Not so good inside though...

I'm just charging my little cam up, and I'll post a pic later :)

Thanks for a good laugh.

http://i.imgur.com/bUcIGwJ.jpg

Shit pic, but that was all normal when I went to bed last night...

Roof Roof! :thumbsup

did you post this before work or have you lost another job?:1orglaugh

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I'm hurt that the rabble still makes fun of me.

I just want to be liked by guys who don't have a pot to piss in. really I do.

Come on, admit it, you laughed, too...

Since I was commenting on your statement 'Perception = Reality (100% Proof)' ... What do you think?

I would love to see that conversation with the roofer. He does the work, you say go to Australia to get the money and SMACK :1orglaugh :1orglaugh You'd have a different kind of leak then. :thumbsup

should have B&Q'd-it.... to save some pennies. It's not that hard.

wallpaper on the ceiling... looks crappy


but thats probably the look you were going for

Pretty normal in the UK - In slightly older houses :2 cents: