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Old 02-08-2013, 09:47 AM   #1
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Thief got stuck in the chimney



A 24-year-old man tried to break into a Santa Catarina restaurant in the early hours of Wednesday morning at Balneario Piçarras. He got stuck in the chimney of the kitchen oven.

At around 5:30am, witnesses reported to police that a man entered the property through the roof. When the police arrived, they found the man stuck in the chimney.

Firefighters were called to rescue the young man. After being removed from the chimney, he was taken to a police station. The young man later on had been discovered to have a criminal record for theft, threat, slander and domestic violence.

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Old 02-08-2013, 10:18 AM   #2
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lol they could have keep him there for a few days
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:08 PM   #3
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poor bastard, he could be new santa in few years
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:15 PM   #4
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I would have left him there and put the oven on.
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:25 PM   #5
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smoked meat on the menu ?
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:30 PM   #6
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Hang the bastard or cut off his hands.gotta start making an example of these punks
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:23 PM   #7
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Santa's lost weight...
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:51 PM   #8
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Free meat. Surprised they didn't chuck him in the freezer.
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:41 PM   #9
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