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Old 02-19-2003, 11:52 PM   #1
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what d'you name your penis?

i call mine bobby, do not know the fuck why.
used to be called moby but got a new gf
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Old 02-19-2003, 11:52 PM   #2
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i call mine bobby, do not know the fuck why.
used to be called moby but got a new gf

Yeah you have to rename him after each GF.. otherwise it's cheating.
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Old 02-19-2003, 11:53 PM   #3
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Old 02-19-2003, 11:55 PM   #4
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I let my gf name my purple headed yogurt slinger...The previous name was pokey, but I'm going to have to keep his current name private. I usually just call him "wee man". There's a reason I'm a webmaster and not a model!
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Old 02-19-2003, 11:56 PM   #5
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Old 02-20-2003, 12:01 AM   #6
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I let my gf name my purple headed yogurt slinger...The previous name was pokey, but I'm going to have to keep his current name private. I usually just call him "wee man". There's a reason I'm a webmaster and not a model!

Wee Man... can it bend in half and slap itself on the head.
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Old 02-20-2003, 12:01 AM   #7
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Old 02-20-2003, 12:06 AM   #8
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EVERYBODY SING:

Take it in your hand, Mrs. Murphy
It only weighs a quarter of a pound
It's got hair on it's head like a turkey
and it spits when you rub it up and down


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Old 02-20-2003, 12:14 AM   #9
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My cock is named "Paraskass"
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Old 02-20-2003, 12:20 AM   #10
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Old 02-20-2003, 12:21 AM   #11
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Old 02-20-2003, 12:25 AM   #12
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Old 02-20-2003, 01:12 AM   #14
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Old 02-20-2003, 01:13 AM   #15
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Old 02-20-2003, 01:14 AM   #16
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My cock is named "Paraskass"
Hey! You stole my cock name, wtf
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Old 02-20-2003, 01:16 AM   #17
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:08 AM   #18
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My first wife was Latin and named him "Pedro". Go figure.

My second wife changed his name to "Bobo". Go figure.

Haven't met my 3rd wife yet, so I'm looking forward to seeing what she plans on naming him.
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:16 AM   #19
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I hope you're seeking counseling for that.
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:18 AM   #20
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Curious George was his name until my old girlfriend used the name so much it has lost all meaning.
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Old 02-20-2003, 02:22 AM   #21
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Key .. I have the key to unlock my girlfriend's genie.. we rarely use key covers, but always use genie stuffers.

It's obvious that you know your significant other pretty damn well when you come up with a different word for every sexual item.
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Old 02-20-2003, 03:09 AM   #22
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Old 02-20-2003, 04:02 AM   #23
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Old 02-20-2003, 04:14 AM   #24
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purple headed yogurt slinger...
that's a classic...

I once heard of a dick being called a
"blue veined junket pumper"
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Old 02-20-2003, 04:35 AM   #25
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Sir Edward

Sir Edward is standing at attention.
Sir Edward goes nowhere without his helmet.
Sir Edward Entered the cave of the dragon.

And so on
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Old 02-20-2003, 05:26 AM   #26
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Old 02-20-2003, 05:29 AM   #27
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