what d'you name your penis?
 

i call mine bobby, do not know the fuck why.
used to be called moby but got a new gf :glugglug :Graucho

Yeah you have to rename him after each GF.. otherwise it's cheating.

Mr. cornelius

I let my gf name my purple headed yogurt slinger...The previous name was pokey, but I'm going to have to keep his current name private. I usually just call him "wee man". There's a reason I'm a webmaster and not a model! :1orglaugh

:Graucho

Wee Man... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh can it bend in half and slap itself on the head.

Barney... for real

EVERYBODY SING:

Take it in your hand, Mrs. Murphy
It only weighs a quarter of a pound
It's got hair on it's head like a turkey
and it spits when you rub it up and down

:winkwink:

My cock is named "Paraskass"

Mr. Happy
:)

I don't talk to my penis

Otis

A Rabbi named it and a priest abused it

fred

Super SpacePenis

Hey! You stole my cock name, wtf :thumbsup

girth

My first wife was Latin and named him "Pedro". Go figure.

My second wife changed his name to "Bobo". Go figure.

Haven't met my 3rd wife yet, so I'm looking forward to seeing what she plans on naming him. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

I hope you're seeking counseling for that.

Curious George was his name until my old girlfriend used the name so much it has lost all meaning.

Key .. I have the key to unlock my girlfriend's genie.. we rarely use key covers, but always use genie stuffers.

It's obvious that you know your significant other pretty damn well when you come up with a different word for every sexual item.

Atom

Zaius

that's a classic...:evil-laug

I once heard of a dick being called a
"blue veined junket pumper"

Sir Edward

Sir Edward is standing at attention.
Sir Edward goes nowhere without his helmet.
Sir Edward Entered the cave of the dragon.

And so on :Graucho

junior

Vlad