Have you ever shit yourself in the cinema??? - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 01-02-2013, 11:50 AM

I dont mean a scary movie...

Just a really good one, where you didn't want to miss a bit, while going out to the bathroom?

amacontent · 01-02-2013, 11:56 AM

I cant afford to go to the cinema

CurrentlySober · 01-02-2013, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by amacontent

I cant afford to go to the cinema

Same here. I should have typed : watching TV in your house...

JFK · 01-02-2013, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Same here. I should have typed : watching TV in your house...

all that shitty programming has to find an outlet somewhere

CurrentlySober · 01-02-2013, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

all that shitty programming has to find an outlet somewhere

Just keeping the faith man... Just keeping the faith...

Triple-A · 01-02-2013, 12:06 PM

I often piss into the empty oversized cola cups... true story(s)

CurrentlySober · 01-02-2013, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple-A

I often piss into the empty oversized cola cups... true story(s)

We should get together... I cant afford a refreshing beverage normally, while in the cinema...

DWB · 01-02-2013, 12:28 PM

I have a colostomy bag and have no control over when I'm going to shit, so there is no telling when it's going to happen. Sometimes at the movies, sometimes in the car, sometimes while I'm having sex.

CurrentlySober · 01-02-2013, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

I have a colostomy bag and have no control over when I'm going to shit, so there is no telling when it's going to happen. Sometimes at the movies, sometimes in the car, sometimes while I'm having sex.

ahhh fuck man.. tell me more! im on the vinegar stroke...

seeandsee · 01-02-2013, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Same here. I should have typed : watching TV in your house...

You can afford TV? Come on...

Sarah_Jayne · 01-02-2013, 05:35 PM

No but I worked in a cinema in high school and I can confirm that others do.

SilentKnight · 01-02-2013, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple-A

I often piss into the empty oversized cola cups... true story(s)

It's a dark theater.

Why use a cup?

Va2k · 01-02-2013, 05:44 PM

NOPE But I have when I woke up trying to get to the bath room it came out so fast and there was NOTHING I COULD DO To stop the turd from hell!

geedub · 01-02-2013, 05:44 PM

Last time I shit my pants was in a hotel in Panama City, Panama in May of 2011. Thankfully I was in the hallway by my room, had a laundry setup in the suite and a bidet so the embarrassment was minimal. True story.

candyflip · 01-02-2013, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne

No but I worked in a cinema in high school and I can confirm that others do.

So did I (imagine that

) and can also verify this.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-02-2013, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

So did I (imagine that

) and can also verify this.

Luckily, I was mostly stuck behind the candy stand. So, the boys had to clean that stuff up. However, there were many more times with peeing than with that. I shall always remember during Toy Story seeing a mother take her toddler's pants down in the middle of the aisle and tell him to 'aim for the drain'.

I was also part of a group of ushers that had to kick John Popper out for getting a handjob from a teenage girl in the back of the theater but for some reasons it was less disturbing.

Ringo · 01-02-2013, 06:23 PM

no, sorry

xNetworx · 01-02-2013, 06:24 PM

Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sign of the times

Chosen · 01-02-2013, 06:25 PM

No, I haven't

Killswitch · 01-02-2013, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CamBoss

Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sigh of the times

Fixed this for you.

MrCain · 01-02-2013, 06:48 PM

Not in the cinema.

pornmasta · 01-02-2013, 06:52 PM

not for the moment.

happy new year !

Sarah_Jayne · 01-03-2013, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CamBoss

Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sign of the times

Threads like this have nearly always gotten more replies than most business threads. Goatse and hahahahahahaha drove replies back in the days when we were all much younger webmasters. It is all part of the GFY mix.

AnimeFevers · 01-03-2013, 04:50 AM

Can't say I have, there is a site going for sale in the buy/sell forum, it 100% fits your criteria, check it out - https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1094883

SKUP · 01-03-2013, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

Can't say I have, there is a site going for sale in the buy/sell forum, it 100% fits your criteria, check it out - https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1094883

Damn, why did I go there????

spazlabz · 01-03-2013, 05:05 AM

nope, can't say that I have

Dirty F · 01-03-2013, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CamBoss

Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sign of the times

Gfy has been like that since day 1. Stop crying.

AnimeFevers · 01-03-2013, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SKUP

Damn, why did I go there????

Mr Pheer · 01-03-2013, 05:17 AM

Only on purpose

alex.missyouth · 01-03-2013, 07:47 AM

nope, never happened at the cinema

CurrentlySober · 01-03-2013, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SKUP

Damn, why did I go there????

Hey dude - Dont hate on my alt nic sale thread... A guys gotta earn a crust, 'n... shit...

CurrentlySober · 01-03-2013, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CamBoss

Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sign of the times

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Gfy has been like that since day 1. Stop crying.

Francks correct... There is a fantasy that 'in the good old days' - 'When I were but a lad' - 'When all this was just fields' etc, that GFY was a source of instant wealth.

But thats just it - IT WASNT - Thats a fantasy -

Its stupid threads like this, (Which I make when I'm drunk) that keep this board moving...

If GFY were all REAL BIZ threads... No one would make a penny, as EVERYTHING would be out in the open....

adult-help · 01-03-2013, 08:10 AM

what is it with you and shit? Are you a poo fetishist?

CurrentlySober · 01-03-2013, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by adult-help

what is it with you and shit? Are you a poo fetishist?

Serious answer?

I am just really into shit!

AnimeFevers · 01-03-2013, 08:15 AM

CurrentlySober · 01-03-2013, 08:31 AM

But... And I'll be 100% straight for a moment...

If I were here with a sig, that could 'theoretically' potentially earn me MONEY... ie REF LINKS... and posting about poo...

Then I would 100% be thinking the same thing... BUT I'M NOT..

I'm here for FUN! Dont take anything I say seriously !

Just ignore me ! After all, I'm the 'Poo Guy' - Lowest of the low...

But no problem... I never argue, you'll never see me in treads slagging off anyone - You wont find me in drama threads <SNIP>

Point is, I've typed this 100 times. I'm just me, ding my thing - And HAPPY WITH IT..

Just IGNORE ME ! Either 100% of the time, or whatever...

BELIVE ME. If my board presence, broke ANY rules, or was actually DETRIMENTAL to GFY, I wouldnt still be here, would I ?

I love GFY, and all I ask is that you dont take me for real - ITS FUN!
NO MORE - NO LESS...

CurrentlySober · 01-03-2013, 08:34 AM

PS: A great big, fresh, WET Shit, in the back of my trousers, soaking and OOZING thru my undies...

AROUSES ME!!!

WOOT WOOT !

Scott McD · 01-03-2013, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CamBoss

Sadly this thread will get more replies than most business threads. Sign of the times

So when Juicy etc used to post countless threads "back in the day" which were not business related, they didn't get many replies, while all the biz threads did ??

CurrentlySober · 01-03-2013, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

So when Juicy etc used to post countless threads "back in the day" which were not business related, they didn't get many replies, while all the biz threads did ??

Exactly !

My name is 'Known' - So dont click my threads... Simples

JamesM · 01-03-2013, 09:51 AM

nope, never......

georgeyw · 01-03-2013, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Exactly !

My name is 'Known' - So dont click my threads... Simples

The difference is, you post disgusting things in both post and title.

Your name is known for being a fat disgusting slob cunt, nothing more.

CurrentlySober · 01-03-2013, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

The difference is, you post disgusting things in both post and title.

Your name is known for being a fat disgusting slob cunt, nothing more.

Please be so kind as to direct me to the post where I suggest anything different?

+ Happy Poo Year MR. georgeyw

Dirty Dane · 01-03-2013, 01:06 PM

Not literally.

Double trouble · 01-03-2013, 01:16 PM

No shit!!

pornmasta · 01-03-2013, 01:36 PM

poo poo pee do

Mickey_ · 01-03-2013, 04:21 PM

sandman! · 01-03-2013, 04:34 PM

nope

kyro · 01-12-2013, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I dont mean a scary movie...

Just a really good one, where you didn't want to miss a bit, while going out to the bathroom?

I cunt afford to go to the cinema

blonda80 · 01-13-2013, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

01-02-2013, 11:50 AM	#1
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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I have a colostomy bag and have no control over when I'm going to shit, so there is no telling when it's going to happen. Sometimes at the movies, sometimes in the car, sometimes while I'm having sex.

01-02-2013, 05:35 PM	#11
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	No but I worked in a cinema in high school and I can confirm that others do.

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01-03-2013, 08:31 AM	#36
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,547	But... And I'll be 100% straight for a moment... If I were here with a sig, that could 'theoretically' potentially earn me MONEY... ie REF LINKS... and posting about poo... Then I would 100% be thinking the same thing... BUT I'M NOT.. I'm here for FUN! Dont take anything I say seriously ! Just ignore me ! After all, I'm the 'Poo Guy' - Lowest of the low... But no problem... I never argue, you'll never see me in treads slagging off anyone - You wont find me in drama threads *<SNIP>* Point is, I've typed this 100 times. I'm just me, ding my thing - And HAPPY WITH IT.. Just IGNORE ME ! Either 100% of the time, or whatever... BELIVE ME. If my board presence, broke ANY rules, or was actually DETRIMENTAL to GFY, I wouldnt still be here, would I ? I love GFY, and all I ask is that you dont take me for real - ITS FUN! NO MORE - NO LESS... __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

01-03-2013, 08:34 AM	#37
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,547	PS: A great big, fresh, WET Shit, in the back of my trousers, soaking and OOZING thru my undies... AROUSES ME!!! *WOOT WOOT !* __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

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