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Interlude · 02-19-2003, 11:53 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=3115209 490

Ok so I was on ebay searching for Simpsons Action figures when I come across this utterly amazing auction. First of all my video was straining to scroll down due to all the shit he put in the background and the glowy text.

Apparently this guy wants to whore out his Pin Pal Moe and then goes on an enormous rant about message boards he has been banned from and about Patriotism. Seriously, I feel retarded for reading the whole thing. Its kinda shitty to read so I'll paraphrase it but you need to see all the pictures and shit he puts into this:

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FREE SHIPPING TO CONTINENTAL U.S. ADDRESSES IF YOU USE Buy It Now!

Here is the MIP Toyfare Exclusive PIN PAL MOE interactive World Of Springfield Action Figure. Moe is sealed and has never been opened. He is out of production and is no longer available in through Toyfare Magazine. I will only accept PayPal online payments. Payment must be received within 10 days of auctions close. Buyer to pay actual shipping costs to include Priority mail with insurance and confirmation. I will not negotiate on shipping methods. I want the figure to arrive in its present condition. These shipping requirements are to protect your figure in the shipping process and avoid any damage or loss of money on both our parts. You must have at least 10 positive feedback comments if you have one negative. New eBayers must have at least 2 positives. Any questions please e-mail me before bidding. I have been currently looking for a job, so please give me at least 30 days to ship your dolls. I am struggling with psychotic psychiatrists that are lying to save their reputations and people that are trying to force me to be something I am not. This has put a severe strain on my life and my relationship with my parents. My JEEP has been vandalized and it has caused me to be without transportation, which slows down my shipping process?I need wheels to take large packages to the Post Office. I have also been given a deadline to move out of my parent?s house, so I need to sell off my extra items which I did not want to do. I have been unable to continue to collect WOS Simpsons Items due to my predicament. Thus I am selling off my duplicates that I had for trading stock. I guess I will have to complete my collection some day the way I had to complete it when I first got my computer: get the figures and playsets I don?t have on eBay! Please see my ME eBay Page for more info. Thanks for looking!

WHY NOT PURCHASE YOUR Pin Pal Moe Figure from the one and only infamous Moe1409 himself??!!

And here is where he goes on his long rant ...

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have been banned from certain message boards due to nature of the controversy I cause and due to the jealousy of others. Some people like me and some people hate me. Some just could care less! Such a big fuss over little old me: DONALD L. MURPHY! I?m just a normal person and I respect every citizen of this Country?from your local TACO BELL employee to Hugh Hefner?the rich, influential Playboy himself! And yes, I respect the actors and actresses that choose to live lifestyles that are frowned upon in this society and make their money in such a way that many people of this Country consider immoral! It is *THEM* who are lying and making me sick not *ME*, so as long as you can believe and trust in me, as a lot of my friends have for years, we have no problem. I?ve given a lot to my friends for many, many years. I believe loyalty when it comes to friendship and obligations is everything. Lately I have been spat in the face by everyone and this does not inspire my trust in anyone. I'm not sick, *THEY* are. I've given my friends rides, I've helped them when they have been in financial trouble and didn't have money to eat, I've helped them move into and out of houses, and all I got was spit upon and stabbed in the back. You can trust me to deliver your items, but I dunno about *THEM*. It is me that stands up for people's rights. It is me that defends my friends when someone is verbally badmouthing them. It is me that woke up on his day off after working my butt off and went all the way to Portland to give a girl I loved a ride to work then had her totally disrespect me. It is *ME* that is, and always has been, trustworthy unless you cross my path. It is *ME* that volunteered to put my life on the line for the citizens of this Country when I was in the military. It is *ME* that wants your rights as a citizen of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA protected from the corruption that has caused me to be mistreated, disrespected and slandered. Remember that, 'cuz you know I will. It is *ME* that supports everyone in the UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES, EVERY CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES, and *ME* that volunteered to go to the GULF WAR to support my fellow serviceman. It is *ME* that gets treated like crap for trying to do the right thing for my friends and the people in this Country. It is *ME* that has his food drugged, his products damaged that he puts on hold at a store, and *ME* that people are jealous of. Like the movie Total Recall when ARNOLD spits out the pill and exposes the doctor for the fraud he really is. Please take this into consideration when bidding on my auctions. I'm doing the best I can to put up with the garbage that gets thrown at me. Believe it or not!

Moe1409, Patriot and supporter of your basic Constitutional Rights as an AMERICAN!

Thomas Jefferson, of Virginia: "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms. . . disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. . . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." -- Jefferson's "Commonplace Book," 1774-1776, quoting from On Crimes and Punishment, by criminologist Cesare Beccaria, 1764

Amendment II: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment V: No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment I: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment VI: In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defense.

And finally he tops it off...

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FLYNT, BIGGEST SUPPORTER OF OUR 1st Amendment RIGHTS! Thank your lucky stars that men like him exist in this Country and are willing to fight for your Constitutional Rights!

I SUGGEST YOU READ THIS BOOK FOR MY STANCE ON FIREARMS: In the Gravest Extreme: The Role of the Firearm in Personal Protection AUTHOR: Massad F. Ayoob

THE GOLDEN RULE: Who ever has the gold makes the rules.

OneHungLo · 02-19-2003, 11:59 AM

I cant believe i just read thru all that shit

Dawgy · 02-19-2003, 12:00 PM

i cant read it. who the fuck puts a 100% dark color image as a background. jesus christ.

cold_ice · 02-19-2003, 12:04 PM

candyflip · 02-19-2003, 12:08 PM

I sent him a message thru the eBay setup...with a link to the board and the thread. I think he's webmaster material.

twistyneck · 02-19-2003, 12:14 PM

Damn, that is the best auction ever. hahahaha.

jonasty · 02-19-2003, 12:16 PM

Damn! Pin Pal Moe is $66 on ebay!?! I've got a couple of boxes from the first through third series figures and environments. None of them are still in the package - are they worth anything?

twistyneck · 02-19-2003, 12:17 PM

Check his other auctions, this guy is nuts.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=2810862 005

candyflip · 02-19-2003, 12:22 PM

"Comic Panel from "EVIL ERNIE: THE DESTROYER" -- A Comic that was censored when I was put in a mental institution. Seems it offended the staff in the OHSU psyche ward or something."

DarkJedi · 02-19-2003, 12:23 PM

hahahahaha i didnt read all this !!

BluMedia · 02-19-2003, 12:23 PM

Not about to read any of that but damn that looks ridiculous.

Mark

steffie · 02-19-2003, 12:24 PM

He is probably already a webmaster on this board

candyflip · 02-19-2003, 12:24 PM

"WELL, now I am close to being homeless again and I need money fast to get out of my parent?s house so I can get on with MY LIFE and get my own apartment. I did not put myself in this situation and I don?t feel as though I should have received any public aid (i.e. SOCIAL SECURITY) because I was not, nor was I ever, schizophrenic."

A soon to be homeless GFY webmaster?

jonasty · 02-19-2003, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Check his other auctions, this guy is nuts.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=2810862 005

Nice scrolling message:
"PLEASE NOTE: Butter in this picture does not come with the jacket! Neither does the MESSAGE BOARD that says UNFORGIVEN 2 on the FRIDGE in the background! All you get is THE JACKET!"

NetRodent · 02-19-2003, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
A soon to be homeless GFY webmaster?

Spacedog?

KrazieSweets · 02-19-2003, 12:39 PM

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. I am struggling with psychotic psychiatrists that are lying to save their reputations and people that are trying to force me to be something I am not. This has put a severe strain on my life and my relationship with my parents. My JEEP has been vandalized and it has caused me to be without transportation, which slows down my shipping process?I need wheels to take large packages to the Post Office. I have also been given a deadline to move out of my parent?s house, so I need to sell off my extra items which I did not want to do

Can we say Looney Tunes here..lol...

goBigtime · 02-19-2003, 12:44 PM

FLYNT, BIGGEST SUPPORTER OF OUR 1st Amendment RIGHTS! Thank your lucky stars that men like him exist in this Country and are willing to fight for your Constitutional Rights!

Uh huh. I'm sure Meester Flynt is protecting the 1st amendment for people like Moe.

KrazieSweets · 02-19-2003, 12:47 PM

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did not put myself in this situation and I don?t feel as though I should have received any public aid (i.e. SOCIAL SECURITY) because I was not, nor was I ever, schizophrenic. My parents will soon be going on vacation with their favorite people, who ever they are, and I need to find an Apartment before SPRING BREAK. They refuse to accept any blame for what they have done to me?i.e. me almost killing myself. That?s no guilt trip. I don?t believe in guilt trips

Maybe you'll get to meet Ann and have conversations with her if you purchase this jacket. I say GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH!

This is a nice jacket that I had on lay-away for many months before I completed my purchase. I bought it at a place called MAURICE?S that was located in the BEAVERTON MALL in Beaverton, OREGON. This is the same mall where I shaved at for my job when I was homeless! I used the public restroom there to shave so I would look presentable for work?even though I was homeless!

goBigtime · 02-19-2003, 12:54 PM

I think the underlying message here is:

Some people are destined to be fucked in the head (FITH).
It doesn't matter what you tell them, give them, show them or do to them -- they are FITH4L.

I'm sure that people that are FITH join the armed forces in slighly higher percentages than the Average Joe (AJ).

I'm guessing that military can and does turn more than a few AJ's into FITH's.

(If your wondering if the military can turn FITH's into AJ's, see first statment)

So when you see people claiming to be vets on the side of the road (because not all of them are unfortunatley), understand that they were either FITH before they joined the military, or they were an AJ, militarily-converted to a FITH.

But the bottom line is most AJ's go into the military come out, and lead a nice AJ life.

alias · 02-19-2003, 12:58 PM

someone invite this guy here to post on GFY!!

alias · 02-19-2003, 01:00 PM

invited!

Your email has been sent to don1409murphy

alias · 02-19-2003, 01:01 PM

goBigtime · 02-19-2003, 01:01 PM

I think I'll edit my post then. Damn militias.

escorpio · 02-19-2003, 01:04 PM

I"M NOT CRAZY!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CRAZY!!

alias · 02-19-2003, 01:26 PM

i hope he shows

02-19-2003, 12:00 PM	#3
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	i cant read it. who the fuck puts a 100% dark color image as a background. jesus christ. __________________ the revolution is coming.

02-19-2003, 12:08 PM	#5
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I sent him a message thru the eBay setup...with a link to the board and the thread. I think he's webmaster material. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

02-19-2003, 12:22 PM	#9
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	"Comic Panel from "EVIL ERNIE: THE DESTROYER" -- A Comic that was censored when I was put in a mental institution. Seems it offended the staff in the OHSU psyche ward or something." __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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BluMedia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,973	Not about to read any of that but damn that looks ridiculous. Mark __________________ IntenseCash - If you can't convert us then you might want to look for a new job . BrokeStraightBoys.com converting 1:124 stats counted by Nats

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02-19-2003, 11:59 AM	#2
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	I cant believe i just read thru all that shit

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02-19-2003, 12:14 PM	#6
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Damn, that is the best auction ever. hahahaha.

02-19-2003, 12:16 PM	#7
jonasty Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 126	Damn! Pin Pal Moe is $66 on ebay!?! I've got a couple of boxes from the first through third series figures and environments. None of them are still in the package - are they worth anything?

02-19-2003, 12:17 PM	#8
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Check his other auctions, this guy is nuts. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=2810862 005

02-19-2003, 12:23 PM	#10
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	hahahahaha i didnt read all this !!

02-19-2003, 12:44 PM	#17
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	FLYNT, BIGGEST SUPPORTER OF OUR 1st Amendment RIGHTS! Thank your lucky stars that men like him exist in this Country and are willing to fight for your Constitutional Rights! Uh huh. I'm sure Meester Flynt is protecting the 1st amendment for people like Moe.

02-19-2003, 12:54 PM	#19
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	I think the underlying message here is: Some people are destined to be fucked in the head (FITH). It doesn't matter what you tell them, give them, show them or do to them -- they are FITH4L. I'm sure that people that are FITH join the armed forces in slighly higher percentages than the Average Joe (AJ). I'm guessing that military can and does turn more than a few AJ's into FITH's. (If your wondering if the military can turn FITH's into AJ's, see first statment) So when you see people claiming to be vets on the side of the road (because not all of them are unfortunatley), understand that they were either FITH before they joined the military, or they were an AJ, militarily-converted to a FITH. But the bottom line is most AJ's go into the military come out, and lead a nice AJ life. Last edited by goBigtime; 02-19-2003 at 01:01 PM..

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alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	invited! Your email has been sent to don1409murphy __________________ https://porncorporation.com

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