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Ok so I was on ebay searching for Simpsons Action figures when I come across this utterly amazing auction. First of all my video was straining to scroll down due to all the shit he put in the background and the glowy text.

Apparently this guy wants to whore out his Pin Pal Moe and then goes on an enormous rant about message boards he has been banned from and about Patriotism. Seriously, I feel retarded for reading the whole thing. Its kinda shitty to read so I'll paraphrase it but you need to see all the pictures and shit he puts into this:

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Here is the MIP Toyfare Exclusive PIN PAL MOE interactive World Of Springfield Action Figure. Moe is sealed and has never been opened. He is out of production and is no longer available in through Toyfare Magazine. I will only accept PayPal online payments. Payment must be received within 10 days of auctions close. Buyer to pay actual shipping costs to include Priority mail with insurance and confirmation. I will not negotiate on shipping methods. I want the figure to arrive in its present condition. These shipping requirements are to protect your figure in the shipping process and avoid any damage or loss of money on both our parts. You must have at least 10 positive feedback comments if you have one negative. New eBayers must have at least 2 positives. Any questions please e-mail me before bidding. I have been currently looking for a job, so please give me at least 30 days to ship your dolls. I am struggling with psychotic psychiatrists that are lying to save their reputations and people that are trying to force me to be something I am not. This has put a severe strain on my life and my relationship with my parents. My JEEP has been vandalized and it has caused me to be without transportation, which slows down my shipping process?I need wheels to take large packages to the Post Office. I have also been given a deadline to move out of my parent?s house, so I need to sell off my extra items which I did not want to do. I have been unable to continue to collect WOS Simpsons Items due to my predicament. Thus I am selling off my duplicates that I had for trading stock. I guess I will have to complete my collection some day the way I had to complete it when I first got my computer: get the figures and playsets I don?t have on eBay! Please see my ME eBay Page for more info. Thanks for looking!

WHY NOT PURCHASE YOUR Pin Pal Moe Figure from the one and only infamous Moe1409 himself??!!

And here is where he goes on his long rant ...

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have been banned from certain message boards due to nature of the controversy I cause and due to the jealousy of others. Some people like me and some people hate me. Some just could care less! Such a big fuss over little old me: DONALD L. MURPHY! I?m just a normal person and I respect every citizen of this Country?from your local TACO BELL employee to Hugh Hefner?the rich, influential Playboy himself! And yes, I respect the actors and actresses that choose to live lifestyles that are frowned upon in this society and make their money in such a way that many people of this Country consider immoral! It is *THEM* who are lying and making me sick not *ME*, so as long as you can believe and trust in me, as a lot of my friends have for years, we have no problem. I?ve given a lot to my friends for many, many years. I believe loyalty when it comes to friendship and obligations is everything. Lately I have been spat in the face by everyone and this does not inspire my trust in anyone. I'm not sick, *THEY* are. I've given my friends rides, I've helped them when they have been in financial trouble and didn't have money to eat, I've helped them move into and out of houses, and all I got was spit upon and stabbed in the back. You can trust me to deliver your items, but I dunno about *THEM*. It is me that stands up for people's rights. It is me that defends my friends when someone is verbally badmouthing them. It is me that woke up on his day off after working my butt off and went all the way to Portland to give a girl I loved a ride to work then had her totally disrespect me. It is *ME* that is, and always has been, trustworthy unless you cross my path. It is *ME* that volunteered to put my life on the line for the citizens of this Country when I was in the military. It is *ME* that wants your rights as a citizen of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA protected from the corruption that has caused me to be mistreated, disrespected and slandered. Remember that, 'cuz you know I will. It is *ME* that supports everyone in the UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES, EVERY CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES, and *ME* that volunteered to go to the GULF WAR to support my fellow serviceman. It is *ME* that gets treated like crap for trying to do the right thing for my friends and the people in this Country. It is *ME* that has his food drugged, his products damaged that he puts on hold at a store, and *ME* that people are jealous of. Like the movie Total Recall when ARNOLD spits out the pill and exposes the doctor for the fraud he really is. Please take this into consideration when bidding on my auctions. I'm doing the best I can to put up with the garbage that gets thrown at me. Believe it or not!

Moe1409, Patriot and supporter of your basic Constitutional Rights as an AMERICAN!

Thomas Jefferson, of Virginia: "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms. . . disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. . . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." -- Jefferson's "Commonplace Book," 1774-1776, quoting from On Crimes and Punishment, by criminologist Cesare Beccaria, 1764

Amendment II: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment V: No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment I: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment VI: In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defense.

And finally he tops it off...

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FLYNT, BIGGEST SUPPORTER OF OUR 1st Amendment RIGHTS! Thank your lucky stars that men like him exist in this Country and are willing to fight for your Constitutional Rights!

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THE GOLDEN RULE: Who ever has the gold makes the rules.