The funny ass emails I get... - GoFuckYourself.com

Brad Mitchell · 02-18-2003, 08:37 PM

After the one I just got, I feel compelled to share some of the funny email I receive... Anyone else get funny stuff? Personal info has been blocked out to protect the innocent!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Mxxx Txxxxxx [mailto:C21@]
Sent: Tuesday, February 18, 2003 9:37 PM
To:
Subject: below

do you have anyway to contact available male escorts for hire (male prostitutes).
need one on a monthly basis

-----Original Message-----
From: Exxx Stx [mailto:ladyjellybean_2003]
Sent: Thursday, February 06, 2003 4:38 PM
To:
Subject: i want to work for you

hello my name is xxxxxxxxxxxxxx my email is [email protected] my number is (xxx) xxx-xxxx morning are good .we I love talking on the phone to hot guy and girl I just love it ..some time I go on the party line and just do it for free.. I work for a line right now. I have set time to be there ..when I get off of there I just want to do it again .that mite sound dim to you but that?s just me. anyways it you don?t higher me im going to still doing what im doing. I like making money this way.. maybe we can make money ok thank you and if you want me can I work in the morning 8am-4pm pst

-----Original Message-----
From: txxxxxxx dxxxx [mailto:]
Sent: Saturday, January 25, 2003 6:28 PM
To:
Subject: Phone sex operater inquiry

Name Txxxxx Dxxxxxx
email address: [email protected]
Experience: Husband was a truck driver. When he was on
the road on long distance runs. I usto indulge in
multiple phone sex acts with men I had met on line
from Canada,Australia,England and the USA.
I am a highly driven sexual being. I live in a BDSM
lifestyle as a submissive. I am recently divorced and
support my only son. I am at the stage of my life
where I need to create additional income for
retirement and in order to travel the way I most
enjoy. I am a professional and take my job seriously.
I am applying for a phone sex position. Quite simply
because I want to create income doing something I
love. I love pleasing men and enjoy age-play and
role-play. I have a sweet, young, seductively horny
voice that drove the men wild I used to play with.
Quite freankly, I miss it...But I might as well make
some money doing IT!

-----Original Message-----
From: Neill xxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:]
Sent: Monday, January 13, 2003 1:57 PM
To:
Subject: employment?

4) List relevant work experience, if any:Telemarketing
5) A brief statement of why you are applying:
I am seeking employment as a "Phone Actor". I have experience with telemarketing, where I found that I was able to "influence" women's sales by utilizing a very "intimate" phone manner. In addition, I have previous experience as a Radio DJ--which I believe would help to "enhance" a Phone Sex "dialogue". I am between jobs--nothing really appeals to me--other than what's NOT "available" (i.e Radio DJ)--and I'd like to "capitalize" on my vocal "talents". I have heard "mumblings" of Phone Sex operations in my area (South Florida)--but haven't a clue as to how to locate them--(Are they listed in the Yellow Pages--if so, under what)? Any info you can provide for this endeavor would be greatly appreciated.

-----Original Message-----
From: Ddjcherry@ [mailto:]
Sent: Monday, February 03, 2003 3:05 PM
To:
Subject: (no subject)

Hello, My name is Debbie Cherry,(believe it or not that is my real name) my email address is xxxxxxxxxxx. I know that I love to talk dirty and to incorporate that into my work world would be fun and exciting. The rest would be up to me to prove to you. Thankyou for your time, Sincerely, Debbie

lmao!!!

Brad

Juicy D. Links · 02-18-2003, 08:39 PM

I told you not to post my emails, WTF?

pr0 · 02-18-2003, 08:39 PM

im just a sexy girl

Mutt · 02-18-2003, 08:41 PM

two of them seemed like sincere women who were just looking for phonesex work and explaining why they would be good. nothing funny.

others were ok tho

Brad Mitchell · 02-18-2003, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
two of them seemed like sincere women who were just looking for phonesex work and explaining why they would be good. nothing funny.

others were ok tho

Sure, but the emails are always interesting reading, I think. I get a ton of nice, sincere ladies applying for jobs all the time... unfortunately there is only so much work out there.

Brad

Mutt · 02-18-2003, 08:47 PM

do they work from home on your service or do they have to show up at an office?

Brad Mitchell · 02-18-2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
do they work from home on your service or do they have to show up at an office?

Just about every phone sex bureau staffs their girls from home all around the country.. I think in the old days probably they'd be sitting in an office.

Brad

Rich · 02-18-2003, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SinEmpire

-----Original Message-----
From: txxxxxxx dxxxx [mailto:]
Sent: Saturday, January 25, 2003 6:28 PM
To:
Subject: Phone sex operater inquiry

Name Txxxxx Dxxxxxx
email address: [email protected]
Experience: Husband was a truck driver. When he was on
the road on long distance runs. I usto indulge in
multiple phone sex acts with men I had met on line
from Canada,Australia,England and the USA.
I am a highly driven sexual being. I live in a BDSM
lifestyle as a submissive. I am recently divorced and
support my only son. I am at the stage of my life
where I need to create additional income for
retirement and in order to travel the way I most
enjoy. I am a professional and take my job seriously.
I am applying for a phone sex position. Quite simply
because I want to create income doing something I
love. I love pleasing men and enjoy age-play and
role-play. I have a sweet, young, seductively horny
voice that drove the men wild I used to play with.
Quite freankly, I miss it...But I might as well make
some money doing IT!

-----Original Message-----
From: Ddjcherry@ [mailto:]
Sent: Monday, February 03, 2003 3:05 PM
To:
Subject: (no subject)

Hello, My name is Debbie Cherry,(believe it or not that is my real name) my email address is xxxxxxxxxxx. I know that I love to talk dirty and to incorporate that into my work world would be fun and exciting. The rest would be up to me to prove to you. Thankyou for your time, Sincerely, Debbie

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I can't imagine most applications to be a phone sex operator are much different than these, are they? I mean what are they supposed to say?

02-18-2003, 08:37 PM	#1
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,813	The funny ass emails I get... After the one I just got, I feel compelled to share some of the funny email I receive... Anyone else get funny stuff? Personal info has been blocked out to protect the innocent!! -----Original Message----- From: Mxxx Txxxxxx [mailto:C21@] Sent: Tuesday, February 18, 2003 9:37 PM To: Subject: below do you have anyway to contact available male escorts for hire (male prostitutes). need one on a monthly basis -----Original Message----- From: Exxx Stx [mailto:ladyjellybean_2003] Sent: Thursday, February 06, 2003 4:38 PM To: Subject: i want to work for you hello my name is xxxxxxxxxxxxxx my email is [email protected] my number is (xxx) xxx-xxxx morning are good .we I love talking on the phone to hot guy and girl I just love it ..some time I go on the party line and just do it for free.. I work for a line right now. I have set time to be there ..when I get off of there I just want to do it again .that mite sound dim to you but that?s just me. anyways it you don?t higher me im going to still doing what im doing. I like making money this way.. maybe we can make money ok thank you and if you want me can I work in the morning 8am-4pm pst -----Original Message----- From: txxxxxxx dxxxx [mailto:] Sent: Saturday, January 25, 2003 6:28 PM To: Subject: Phone sex operater inquiry Name Txxxxx Dxxxxxx email address: [email protected] Experience: Husband was a truck driver. When he was on the road on long distance runs. I usto indulge in multiple phone sex acts with men I had met on line from Canada,Australia,England and the USA. I am a highly driven sexual being. I live in a BDSM lifestyle as a submissive. I am recently divorced and support my only son. I am at the stage of my life where I need to create additional income for retirement and in order to travel the way I most enjoy. I am a professional and take my job seriously. I am applying for a phone sex position. Quite simply because I want to create income doing something I love. I love pleasing men and enjoy age-play and role-play. I have a sweet, young, seductively horny voice that drove the men wild I used to play with. Quite freankly, I miss it...But I might as well make some money doing IT! -----Original Message----- From: Neill xxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:] Sent: Monday, January 13, 2003 1:57 PM To: Subject: employment? 4) List relevant work experience, if any:Telemarketing 5) A brief statement of why you are applying: I am seeking employment as a "Phone Actor". I have experience with telemarketing, where I found that I was able to "influence" women's sales by utilizing a very "intimate" phone manner. In addition, I have previous experience as a Radio DJ--which I believe would help to "enhance" a Phone Sex "dialogue". I am between jobs--nothing really appeals to me--other than what's NOT "available" (i.e Radio DJ)--and I'd like to "capitalize" on my vocal "talents". I have heard "mumblings" of Phone Sex operations in my area (South Florida)--but haven't a clue as to how to locate them--(Are they listed in the Yellow Pages--if so, under what)? Any info you can provide for this endeavor would be greatly appreciated. -----Original Message----- From: Ddjcherry@ [mailto:] Sent: Monday, February 03, 2003 3:05 PM To: Subject: (no subject) Hello, My name is Debbie Cherry,(believe it or not that is my real name) my email address is xxxxxxxxxxx. I know that I love to talk dirty and to incorporate that into my work world would be fun and exciting. The rest would be up to me to prove to you. Thankyou for your time, Sincerely, Debbie lmao!!! Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

02-18-2003, 08:41 PM	#4
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02-18-2003, 08:39 PM	#2
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02-18-2003, 08:39 PM	#3
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