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Riding with a girlfriend..
Just curious how do you feel when she's driving? Good to have a spare driver and get some beer whenever you want for sure... but in general, does it feel strange a someone you get your cock sucked off at drives you around .. am I a control freak? Doesn't it feel a little gheyo? Like she'd take over while driving? Weirdo, but again, drives me nuts!
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sounds like you belong in the 50's or saudi arabia.
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Neither but i really am a little frustrated about "freedoms" you get in Canada.
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Generally I like to be the one who's driving unless it's an APC or a Tank *shrug*
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I dont trust my life in the hands of anyone who bases 99.99% of their decisions based on emotion rather than logic
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BACON BACON BACON
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i am always the driver....might be old fashioned, but i better be wasted drunk if a girl is driving my car
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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it used to be that if I was in the car then I was driving, but over the last few years my eyes have gotten to the point where its just not safe for me to drive so my wife does it all..... it took some getting used to but I am ok with it now except that the passenger side seems to be less comfortable than the drivers side
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I don't have the luxury of making that decision, my Fiancee won't drive if we're together, I always have to drive. Only time she will drive willingly is if I'm drinking and she isn't, then I don't care who drives me home so long as I get home.
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What an amazing attitude. Love it.
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I've trained my girlfriend. She used to text and drive, then look at incoming texts, now she does neither when I'm in the car.
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I don't have to think about such things, I don't own a car. =(
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No woman can be trusted to drive a car. NO WOMAN!
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Reach for those stars!
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I'm just going to take my feminist self out of here rather quickly, before I get laughed at by the menfolk. Best to let my husband tell me to get back in the kitchen while he goes out to earn the bread. Damn, can't believe I haven't provided him a manchild yet. I'm such a crappy woman.
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She's always pecking at her damn phone,so it's pretty quiet when I drive...thank god
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I am a horrible passenger. I always drive.
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Normally I drive, but I don't mind at all if my wife drives, I can catch up on some sleep.
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BACON BACON BACON
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Oh no! He prefers me in my 3" red heels in the kitchen. ;)
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The last 100K miles I have been in a car I probably drove 99,950 of them. My girl friend just knows I am driving. She will give me a heart attack
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As I frequently say remind my GF...
Women drivers,... no survivors.
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When she drives me in my car.. I fear for my pretty lil' benz to be scratched
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I don't suppose it's ever occurred to any of the penis-bearing folks in this thread how "weird" it is for a girl to be driving herself around just fine all her life, only to be relegated to the passenger seat by default just because she has breasts?
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Uhm... yeah. Clearly this is an attack on breasts. Has nothing to with driving habits, parallel parking and being aware of ones surroundings.
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My girlfriend's driving scares the shit out of me.
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Elli even knows my girlfriend... and her driving still scares the shit out of me.
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I always drive when sober. The wife drives when we're out at the clubs. Arrive alive.
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She has a degree in psychology, I know better than to play the "How do you feel" game with her.
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Nobody drives my car (unless I am drunk and need a lift)
If its gf's car - then she drives it. So simple - if its my car only I drive, if its her car only she drives. |
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I never let her drive, I don't think she's driven a car since she got her license many years ago haha.
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Its because females drive slower, you can almost every time tell if car in front of you is driven by a woman. Driving slower does not mean driving safer.
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This is the weirdest thread. Does everyone date retards? Date a real person who can operate motor vehicles and you will be ok.
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I get car sick if I am in the passenger seat. So I prefer to drive unless I am wasted and have no choice.
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I dont let my girl drive whatsoever
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Sounds like you'd rather have a cock. And hey, that's the exact reason.
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Now you should have trolls rambling in! Female or ghey - they're coming
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ha, you are so insecure. are guys afraid of having their man badge revoked for allowing a female to drive or something?
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