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How to Get Women in bed? My summery for Pick up Hot Chicks
During last few months I have read various books about picking up hot chicks, in my opinion, the dating Game can be summarized in following three steps:
Let me elaborate a bit: 1. Personality to Impress Your personality is really her perceived value about you: Being well dressed, Well Grooms, having positive body language etc 2. Confidence to Approach Perhaps this is where most men failed; you are not getting chicks unless you approach them. Once you have impressed them with your personality, you simply have to muster up the courage and introduce yourself to them. Don’t use sleazy pick up lines, they don’ work, at least most of the time. 3. Verbal Communication Skills to Engage It is not important what you say, but how you say it. You can’t just talk to women, as you do to your men buddies, remember they are wired differently. Try to create variation in your tone to sound more natural. Don’t talk too much. Simple rule let them talk 80% of the time. Good Luck Brothers Please share your thoughts. All the success |
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+ Make em laugh= Jackpot
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i don't need women, i jerk off (anyway most of them are not professionals)
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4) Place tube socks in pants before approaching.
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Say you're gay and then they will try to turn you. Get drunk, let them succeed, blame it on the alcohol and then say its awkward when they try talking to you again.
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you know, you don't need to have sex with women to make children...
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big cock is all............
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1: Make a lot of money
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how could they tell if u have big cock or cocks?
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Flash the black credit card when buying them a drink.
Win!
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You have a point. I have been getting some good ratios on my current pick up line "May I have some pussy?"
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http://pornmemoirs.com/category/seduction-techniques/
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If eyes connect before you've crossed the room, greet them silently as if you know them. Then walk across and say something lie, "You're not Susan from Brook High School, or are you?" Then straight into an apology, why you said it "because you look just like her" and then introduce yourself in a way to enquire her name and where she is from. Learn how to get them talking, be interested in what they say, do, think, listen and reply. Make them laugh. Of course I just told them I was a photographer and they looked like a model I wanted to book. Never told them I did porn. |
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In Sweden, this is what works for me and -well pretty much anyone else:
Bars/cafee/library/whatever: 1. Find a nice looking girl, any girl, if they are kissing another dude - ok not her. 2. Stop thinking and go up to her and just say "Hi, I'm <your name>, are you alone?" 2.1. If she answeres "No, get the fuck out of my face!": Say "Sorry.", walk to the other end of the bar/room start from #1 agian. 2.2. If she answeres "No."/"yes"/etc ask if its okay that you joind her/them 2.2.1. The reason your asking is because your "buddy" went away with a girl/dog/whatever and left you alone. 3. Be your fucking self, ask a bunch of questions about her, the place, the city. 4. Bars only: Dont brag about your "superstardom" (unless you own a ferrari and its parked outside) 5. Ask what she has planed to do after the bar/etc 5.1. Her answer "You.": Go to her/your/gods place and let her illustrate 5.2. Her answer: "I dont know."/"Going to a friends"/anything else: Tell her to go with you instead, to her/your/gods place 6. Use a rubber. If your insecure, show it, use it to your advantage. I used to be all shy but then, after a while, I dont feel shy at all anymore. practice makes perfect.
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Learning how to spell Summary correctly helps too
/just breaking your balls, bro. Great post!
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I just arrange a date where I gotta pick them up by car first, then I sit them in my mercedes and drive to a fancy place. Works like a charm.
I'm also a handsome gym fanatic mofo, that kinda helps too.
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You should work for yessignals
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http://yessignals.com/BodyLanguage.html
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i've fucked 100's of girls. got bored and finally got myself a serious girlfriend. cheated on her with dozens of girls over the last 6 years. i walked all over her emotionally. there was just something about being with complete strangers that kept me fucking other girls. she broke up with me, didn't catch me cheating, she just had enough of me not caring as much as she did. i earned it. was single for 18 months, fucked dozens of other girls. finally realized that it's overrated. got myself a good one now. she's hot, smart, and doesn't put up with my bullshit. can't walk all over this one. can't cheat. can't be a scumbag. TL;DR - been with 100's of girls, cheated on my gf all the time, got old. new girl. no more need for strange.
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where is achmed ?
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A lot depends on the first 3 impressions.
Visual = Do you interest her when she sees you. Approach = Body language she likes. Words = An opening statement. After that if you're thinking of only getting her into bed if she's hot. You're likely to be doomed. Unless she's a slut and we all know so many of you don't like the sluts who work in tis business to provide you with a living and you would never sleep with them. ![]() Bit of sarcasm there. ![]() |
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they should make a porn niche on this
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There are never magic rules.
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If you pay too much attention they think your only goal is to fuck them and if you do not listen enough your an asshole that just wish to fuck them.... Ps if you have a full on normal conversion you are going to be their new best gay friend Most women made their choice within the first few minutes of meeting you ... After that pretty much anything you do is either neutral or negative.... Good luck :-P
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for 90% of GFY this is the magic formula
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You could also try crawling back into mommy's womb, and come out as Brad Pitt.
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wow, i was curious to see what the boys thought of as good moves and the original post is very on point
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one more solid piece of advice... confidence....
it is very important.. and the best thing... you can fake it... without actually being it...just act (fake) confidence will increase success!
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another one... talk slow... and it's ok to talk LOUD...
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and this piece of advice is priceless..
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Women always make the first move...even when the guy thinks he's the one making the move.
Digest that.
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Dead girls never say "NO" ...
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i really feel sorry for you guys
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Pretend you don't care, if you do care - you lost before you started !!
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haha, i'm really a girl. if you were at the Euro shows you would have seen me running around in Amsterdam, Prague and Munich representing JuiycAds
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