Business Idea seeking Investors - Online Secure Data Destruction - GoFuckYourself.com

B.Barnato · 08-29-2012, 04:19 PM

Online service offering secure data destruction.

The user uploads the data to be destroyed via a dropbox type interface.

The data is then securely destroyed from our server

The customer is billed per GB of data.

Serious offers only please.

seeme · 08-29-2012, 04:20 PM

You have api?

TidalWave · 08-29-2012, 04:26 PM

what about the copy of the data / remnants on the computer the file comes from??

anexsia · 08-29-2012, 04:27 PM

Fantastic idea, withdrawing all funds from my IRA to invest in this business idea

livexxx · 08-29-2012, 04:29 PM

Will it work with scanned docs as well?

LeRoy · 08-29-2012, 04:30 PM

lol @ your avatar

Sid70 · 08-29-2012, 04:30 PM

isnt it what wikileaks did?

epitome · 08-29-2012, 04:37 PM

Talk to RackEngine. He's looking for good ideas to invest in.

Edit: I'd bill by the MB since you are offering an extremely valuable service.

topsiteking · 08-29-2012, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave

what about the copy of the data / remnants on the computer the file comes from??

ottopottomouse · 08-29-2012, 06:29 PM

Do you have the destruction properly contained? If I don't like a Katy Perry song and upload it for destruction can you guarantee the process won't leak out and destroy Katy Perry too?

B.Barnato · 08-29-2012, 06:30 PM

Thanks for all questions, my lead engineer will answer them later today.

PornMD · 08-29-2012, 08:10 PM

Work with RIAA to implement this as a way for pirates to get rid of their pirated music. Make sure to tell them files get transferred to you, not copied.

woj · 08-29-2012, 08:19 PM

not a bad idea actually, but:
1. offer it for free
2. troll a bunch of forums with it
3. profit!

shake · 08-29-2012, 09:34 PM

Great idea, and just think of how much lighter your laptop will be with all of those files deleted afterwords!

2MuchMark · 08-29-2012, 09:47 PM

Umm.....

SuckOnThis · 08-29-2012, 09:57 PM

Or you can just go to the persons computer, push the delete button and charge them 5 grand.

BlueWave · 08-29-2012, 10:15 PM

Such a simple idea, can't believe somebody hadn't come up with it before.

I'll back you as soon as the barrister lets me know that the wire transfer cleared for the money I am getting from a uncle who died in Nigeria recently. All I had to do is come up with $50K to cover some taxes. (I didn't even know about this uncle!)

Money should be clearing any day now!

LiveDose · 08-29-2012, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave

what about the copy of the data / remnants on the computer the file comes from??

rowan · 08-30-2012, 12:30 AM

Sorry to break it to you, but like every good idea on the net, it was already done 6 months ago by someone else.

Markul · 08-30-2012, 01:05 AM

epitome · 08-30-2012, 01:08 AM

Why are there so many haters?

This is such an amazing fucking idea!

Kicking myself for not thinking of it first.

lazycash · 08-30-2012, 01:31 AM

I'm eager to invest, but scared Adult King may target your upload service for shutdown.

anexsia · 08-30-2012, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

Why are there so many haters?

This is such an amazing fucking idea!

Kicking myself for not thinking of it first.

99.9% of GFY can't comprehend a good business deal!

bump for a real business thread.

MrBottomTooth · 08-30-2012, 01:45 AM

You should print the data out on paper first, then shred it, that way you can mail it back to the customer in bags so they will know for sure their data has been destroyed.

rowan · 08-30-2012, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

You should print the data out on paper first, then shred it, that way you can mail it back to the customer in bags so they will know for sure their data has been destroyed.

Make sure you return the original CD/DVD too, so they can be sure you haven't kept a copy of the data.

Relentless · 08-30-2012, 09:29 AM

Be sure to offer a document scanning service as well so that your idea can be reverse-compatible with faxes and other printed documents!

rowan · 08-30-2012, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless

Be sure to offer a document scanning service as well so that your idea can be reverse-compatible with faxes and other printed documents!

He could offer a fax destruction service as a sideline for companies that haven't gone all digital yet.

Fax your confidential documents to 1800-ISHRED for fast and secure disposal.

Could make a few extra bucks a month revenue.

arock10 · 08-30-2012, 11:12 AM

For $10k I will come pee on your hard drive

DamianJ · 08-30-2012, 11:21 AM

Excellent idea. I'd love to help with the marketing of it.

Do GFY Friendship Club members (or whatever it's called this week) get a discount?

Rochard · 08-30-2012, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Online service offering secure data destruction.

The user uploads the data to be destroyed via a dropbox type interface.

The data is then securely destroyed from our server

The customer is billed per GB of data.

Serious offers only please.

I bet people will buy into it.

Relentless · 08-30-2012, 02:08 PM

DocuDelete.com
The Best Online Secure Data Destruction Service - PIRIOD!

Now all you need is a logo...

.

DamianJ · 08-30-2012, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless

DocuDelete.com
The Best Online Secure Data Destruction Service - PIRIOD!

Now all you need is a logo...

.

Get gimme-website to steal some classic iconography from Nintendo == winner.

Freaky_Akula · 08-30-2012, 03:05 PM

B.Barnato · 11-04-2012, 04:37 AM

The first round of investor talks has now ended.

Now offering one more wild card investor opportunity that will be hands off, cash investment only.

slapass · 11-04-2012, 05:32 AM

As soon as I get the money out of Nigeria for a friend I will shoot you some cash to get in on this...

BIGTYMER · 11-04-2012, 06:10 AM

I wouldn't trust a service like that... Clearly an FBI setup!

Phoenix · 11-04-2012, 06:19 AM

you could also develop a dvd rewinder

EpicPanda · 11-04-2012, 06:20 AM

This gave me a silent chuckle.

itto · 11-04-2012, 06:30 AM

How about adding an additional service:

Bank Account Optimizer - The customer pays $xxxxx and in return he gets more storage on his bank account (pitch: "make room for even more, better money!")

ZIPcash.biz

.

BAKO · 11-04-2012, 06:42 AM

Can it erase Paul Markhem brain ?

Jet Set Cat · 11-04-2012, 06:44 AM

Let’s test it.

We can start with this thread.

Penny24Seven · 11-04-2012, 11:36 AM

I have so much shit I do not even know where to start, how soon can you get this up and running because I need this stuff gone fast

08-29-2012, 04:19 PM	#1
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Business Idea seeking Investors - Online Secure Data Destruction Online service offering secure data destruction. The user uploads the data to be destroyed via a dropbox type interface. The data is then securely destroyed from our server The customer is billed per GB of data. Serious offers only please.

08-29-2012, 04:26 PM	#3
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08-29-2012, 04:29 PM	#5
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08-29-2012, 04:30 PM	#6
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08-29-2012, 04:30 PM	#7
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08-29-2012, 04:20 PM	#2
seeme Stephen Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Europe Posts: 840	You have api?

08-29-2012, 04:27 PM	#4
anexsia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,735	Fantastic idea, withdrawing all funds from my IRA to invest in this business idea

08-29-2012, 04:37 PM	#8
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	Talk to RackEngine. He's looking for good ideas to invest in. Edit: I'd bill by the MB since you are offering an extremely valuable service.

08-29-2012, 06:29 PM	#10
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Do you have the destruction properly contained? If I don't like a Katy Perry song and upload it for destruction can you guarantee the process won't leak out and destroy Katy Perry too? __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

08-29-2012, 06:30 PM	#11
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Thanks for all questions, my lead engineer will answer them later today.

08-29-2012, 08:10 PM	#12
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	Work with RIAA to implement this as a way for pirates to get rid of their pirated music. Make sure to tell them files get transferred to you, not copied. __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

08-29-2012, 08:19 PM	#13
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08-29-2012, 09:34 PM	#14
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08-29-2012, 09:47 PM	#15
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08-29-2012, 09:57 PM	#16
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Or you can just go to the persons computer, push the delete button and charge them 5 grand.

08-29-2012, 10:15 PM	#17
BlueWave Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 110	Such a simple idea, can't believe somebody hadn't come up with it before. I'll back you as soon as the barrister lets me know that the wire transfer cleared for the money I am getting from a uncle who died in Nigeria recently. All I had to do is come up with $50K to cover some taxes. (I didn't even know about this uncle!) Money should be clearing any day now!

08-30-2012, 12:30 AM	#19
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Sorry to break it to you, but like every good idea on the net, it was already done 6 months ago by someone else.

08-30-2012, 01:05 AM	#20
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08-30-2012, 01:08 AM	#21
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	Why are there so many haters? This is such an amazing fucking idea! Kicking myself for not thinking of it first.

08-30-2012, 01:31 AM	#22
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	I'm eager to invest, but scared Adult King may target your upload service for shutdown. __________________ "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams.. Its crazy..." VenusBlogger

08-30-2012, 01:45 AM	#24
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08-30-2012, 09:29 AM	#26
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08-30-2012, 11:12 AM	#28
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08-30-2012, 11:21 AM	#29
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Excellent idea. I'd love to help with the marketing of it. Do GFY Friendship Club members (or whatever it's called this week) get a discount?

08-30-2012, 02:08 PM	#31
Relentless www.EngineFood.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,697	DocuDelete.com The Best Online Secure Data Destruction Service - PIRIOD! Now all you need is a logo... . __________________ Website Secure \| Engine Food ICQ# 266-942-896

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11-04-2012, 04:37 AM	#34
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	The first round of investor talks has now ended. Now offering one more wild card investor opportunity that will be hands off, cash investment only.

11-04-2012, 05:32 AM	#35
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,622	As soon as I get the money out of Nigeria for a friend I will shoot you some cash to get in on this...

11-04-2012, 06:10 AM	#36
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	I wouldn't trust a service like that... Clearly an FBI setup!

11-04-2012, 06:19 AM	#37
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11-04-2012, 06:30 AM	#39
itto Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: world wide Posts: 1,363	How about adding an additional service: Bank Account Optimizer - The customer pays $xxxxx and in return he gets more storage on his bank account (pitch: "make room for even more, better money!") ZIPcash.biz . __________________

11-04-2012, 06:42 AM	#40
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11-04-2012, 06:44 AM	#41
Jet Set Cat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 249	Let’s test it. We can start with this thread.

11-04-2012, 11:36 AM	#42
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