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B.Barnato 08-29-2012 04:19 PM

Business Idea seeking Investors - Online Secure Data Destruction
 
Online service offering secure data destruction.

The user uploads the data to be destroyed via a dropbox type interface.

The data is then securely destroyed from our server

The customer is billed per GB of data.

Serious offers only please.

seeme 08-29-2012 04:20 PM

You have api?

TidalWave 08-29-2012 04:26 PM

what about the copy of the data / remnants on the computer the file comes from??

anexsia 08-29-2012 04:27 PM

Fantastic idea, withdrawing all funds from my IRA to invest in this business idea

livexxx 08-29-2012 04:29 PM

Will it work with scanned docs as well?

LeRoy 08-29-2012 04:30 PM

lol @ your avatar :thumbsup

Sid70 08-29-2012 04:30 PM

isnt it what wikileaks did?

epitome 08-29-2012 04:37 PM

Talk to RackEngine. He's looking for good ideas to invest in.

Edit: I'd bill by the MB since you are offering an extremely valuable service.

topsiteking 08-29-2012 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 19152786)
what about the copy of the data / remnants on the computer the file comes from??

:2 cents:

ottopottomouse 08-29-2012 06:29 PM

Do you have the destruction properly contained? If I don't like a Katy Perry song and upload it for destruction can you guarantee the process won't leak out and destroy Katy Perry too?

B.Barnato 08-29-2012 06:30 PM

Thanks for all questions, my lead engineer will answer them later today.

PornMD 08-29-2012 08:10 PM

Work with RIAA to implement this as a way for pirates to get rid of their pirated music. Make sure to tell them files get transferred to you, not copied.

woj 08-29-2012 08:19 PM

not a bad idea actually, but:
1. offer it for free
2. troll a bunch of forums with it
3. profit!

shake 08-29-2012 09:34 PM

Great idea, and just think of how much lighter your laptop will be with all of those files deleted afterwords!

2MuchMark 08-29-2012 09:47 PM

Umm.....

SuckOnThis 08-29-2012 09:57 PM

Or you can just go to the persons computer, push the delete button and charge them 5 grand.

BlueWave 08-29-2012 10:15 PM

Such a simple idea, can't believe somebody hadn't come up with it before.

I'll back you as soon as the barrister lets me know that the wire transfer cleared for the money I am getting from a uncle who died in Nigeria recently. All I had to do is come up with $50K to cover some taxes. (I didn't even know about this uncle!)

Money should be clearing any day now!

LiveDose 08-29-2012 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 19152786)
what about the copy of the data / remnants on the computer the file comes from??

:thumbsup

rowan 08-30-2012 12:30 AM

Sorry to break it to you, but like every good idea on the net, it was already done 6 months ago by someone else.

Markul 08-30-2012 01:05 AM

http://ferringtonpost.com/wp-content...oto-by-2bp.jpg

epitome 08-30-2012 01:08 AM

Why are there so many haters?

This is such an amazing fucking idea!

Kicking myself for not thinking of it first.

lazycash 08-30-2012 01:31 AM

I'm eager to invest, but scared Adult King may target your upload service for shutdown.

anexsia 08-30-2012 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19153332)
Why are there so many haters?

This is such an amazing fucking idea!

Kicking myself for not thinking of it first.

99.9% of GFY can't comprehend a good business deal!

bump for a real business thread.

MrBottomTooth 08-30-2012 01:45 AM

You should print the data out on paper first, then shred it, that way you can mail it back to the customer in bags so they will know for sure their data has been destroyed.

rowan 08-30-2012 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 19153355)
You should print the data out on paper first, then shred it, that way you can mail it back to the customer in bags so they will know for sure their data has been destroyed.

Make sure you return the original CD/DVD too, so they can be sure you haven't kept a copy of the data.

Relentless 08-30-2012 09:29 AM

Be sure to offer a document scanning service as well so that your idea can be reverse-compatible with faxes and other printed documents!

rowan 08-30-2012 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 19154027)
Be sure to offer a document scanning service as well so that your idea can be reverse-compatible with faxes and other printed documents!

He could offer a fax destruction service as a sideline for companies that haven't gone all digital yet.

Fax your confidential documents to 1800-ISHRED for fast and secure disposal.

Could make a few extra bucks a month revenue. :thumbsup

arock10 08-30-2012 11:12 AM

For $10k I will come pee on your hard drive

DamianJ 08-30-2012 11:21 AM

Excellent idea. I'd love to help with the marketing of it.

Do GFY Friendship Club members (or whatever it's called this week) get a discount?

Rochard 08-30-2012 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 19152769)
Online service offering secure data destruction.

The user uploads the data to be destroyed via a dropbox type interface.

The data is then securely destroyed from our server

The customer is billed per GB of data.

Serious offers only please.

I bet people will buy into it.

Relentless 08-30-2012 02:08 PM

DocuDelete.com
The Best Online Secure Data Destruction Service - PIRIOD!


Now all you need is a logo... :thumbsup




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DamianJ 08-30-2012 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 19154682)
DocuDelete.com
The Best Online Secure Data Destruction Service - PIRIOD!


Now all you need is a logo... :thumbsup




.

Get gimme-website to steal some classic iconography from Nintendo == winner.

Freaky_Akula 08-30-2012 03:05 PM

:1orglaugh:thumbsup:1orglaugh

B.Barnato 11-04-2012 04:37 AM

The first round of investor talks has now ended.

Now offering one more wild card investor opportunity that will be hands off, cash investment only.

slapass 11-04-2012 05:32 AM

As soon as I get the money out of Nigeria for a friend I will shoot you some cash to get in on this...

:winkwink:

BIGTYMER 11-04-2012 06:10 AM

I wouldn't trust a service like that... Clearly an FBI setup!

Phoenix 11-04-2012 06:19 AM

you could also develop a dvd rewinder

EpicPanda 11-04-2012 06:20 AM

This gave me a silent chuckle.

itto 11-04-2012 06:30 AM

How about adding an additional service:

Bank Account Optimizer - The customer pays $xxxxx and in return he gets more storage on his bank account (pitch: "make room for even more, better money!")

ZIPcash.biz



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BAKO 11-04-2012 06:42 AM

Can it erase Paul Markhem brain ?

Jet Set Cat 11-04-2012 06:44 AM

Let’s test it.

We can start with this thread.

Penny24Seven 11-04-2012 11:36 AM

I have so much shit I do not even know where to start, how soon can you get this up and running because I need this stuff gone fast


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