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d0se · 02-16-2003, 06:35 AM

The fear of flying thread reminded me of a funny story about a nightmare flight back from Bangkok to Perth (Australia) ...

I was in the window seat, with a woman of indian extraction to my right, and ur average joe aussie next to her.. they weren't travelling 'together'...

Anyhow they get to talking, mainly about their respective spouses and their kids, boring the fuck out of me.. they sink a few champagnes together, decide they like eachother.. and start masturbating eachother under an airline blanket...

Now I was like 17 at the time and I didn't say anything, but this shit went on for like 3 hours.. they were whispering so loud i could hear it all.. they wanted to fuck eachother bad... the guy was talking about some tree in his back yard that he wanted to fuck her under..it warped my fragile mind...

Anyhoo later on in the flight just before landing she gave him her phone number and instructions on when NOT to call.. i wrote it down cos it was a fucking bad flight with that crap going on, so I was going to get revenge... in the end i did nothing and I regret it..

Any good nightmare flight stories out there?

Ross · 02-16-2003, 07:31 AM

flight to vegas was terrible......

real bumpy for about 3 hours

Gutterboy · 02-16-2003, 07:40 AM

The last half hour of my flight back from Vegas last night was the roughest I can remember. The thunderstorms, rain and turbulence began as soon as we started to descend and didn't stop until we were a couple of hundred feet up on final approach.

stocktrader23 · 02-16-2003, 08:23 AM

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Originally posted by d0se
The fear of flying thread reminded me of a funny story about a nightmare flight back from Bangkok to Perth (Australia) ...

I was in the window seat, with a woman of indian extraction to my right, and ur average joe aussie next to her.. they weren't travelling 'together'...

Anyhow they get to talking, mainly about their respective spouses and their kids, boring the fuck out of me.. they sink a few champagnes together, decide they like eachother.. and start masturbating eachother under an airline blanket...

Now I was like 17 at the time and I didn't say anything, but this shit went on for like 3 hours.. they were whispering so loud i could hear it all.. they wanted to fuck eachother bad... the guy was talking about some tree in his back yard that he wanted to fuck her under..it warped my fragile mind...

Anyhoo later on in the flight just before landing she gave him her phone number and instructions on when NOT to call.. i wrote it down cos it was a fucking bad flight with that crap going on, so I was going to get revenge... in the end i did nothing and I regret it..

Any good nightmare flight stories out there?

That's your nightmare flight? At 17 that's like a free peep show.

DarkJedi · 02-16-2003, 08:39 AM

I was flying from Ukraine to New York, 13 hours straigh, and when we got to JFK the weather was pretty bad - raining, heavy clouds fog etc. The pilot had been circling above the airport for like 30 minnutes unable to land. Then the fucking fuel ran out. I shit you not. The damn stuardesses were runing around pale as a wall, but they had told nothing to the passangers. So after the fuel ran out (not completely, we had just a little bit left) the pilot turned off the engines and we had to "glide" down - fuck that was so god damn scary, i seriously though that it was it.
Anyway, after of several minnutes of "free-fall" with occaisional bursts from the engines we sucessfully touched down and all the passangers started clapping their hands and cheering.

anyway, it was pretty scary.

KrazieSweets · 02-16-2003, 06:52 PM

turbulence really scares the shit out of u..the first time u fly

Pipecrew · 02-16-2003, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
I was flying from Ukraine to New York, 13 hours straigh, and when we got to JFK the weather was pretty bad - raining, heavy clouds fog etc. The pilot had been circling above the airport for like 30 minnutes unable to land. Then the fucking fuel ran out. I shit you not. The damn stuardesses were runing around pale as a wall, but they had told nothing to the passangers. So after the fuel ran out (not completely, we had just a little bit left) the pilot turned off the engines and we had to "glide" down - fuck that was so god damn scary, i seriously though that it was it.
Anyway, after of several minnutes of "free-fall" with occaisional bursts from the engines we sucessfully touched down and all the passangers started clapping their hands and cheering.

anyway, it was pretty scary.

wow!! you were in that movie?

02-16-2003, 06:35 AM	#1
d0se Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Western Australia Posts: 1,225	Nightmare flights? The fear of flying thread reminded me of a funny story about a nightmare flight back from Bangkok to Perth (Australia) ... I was in the window seat, with a woman of indian extraction to my right, and ur average joe aussie next to her.. they weren't travelling 'together'... Anyhow they get to talking, mainly about their respective spouses and their kids, boring the fuck out of me.. they sink a few champagnes together, decide they like eachother.. and start masturbating eachother under an airline blanket... Now I was like 17 at the time and I didn't say anything, but this shit went on for like 3 hours.. they were whispering so loud i could hear it all.. they wanted to fuck eachother bad... the guy was talking about some tree in his back yard that he wanted to fuck her under..it warped my fragile mind... Anyhoo later on in the flight just before landing she gave him her phone number and instructions on when NOT to call.. i wrote it down cos it was a fucking bad flight with that crap going on, so I was going to get revenge... in the end i did nothing and I regret it.. Any good nightmare flight stories out there?

02-16-2003, 07:31 AM	#2
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	flight to vegas was terrible...... real bumpy for about 3 hours

02-16-2003, 07:40 AM	#3
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	The last half hour of my flight back from Vegas last night was the roughest I can remember. The thunderstorms, rain and turbulence began as soon as we started to descend and didn't stop until we were a couple of hundred feet up on final approach.

02-16-2003, 08:39 AM	#5
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	I was flying from Ukraine to New York, 13 hours straigh, and when we got to JFK the weather was pretty bad - raining, heavy clouds fog etc. The pilot had been circling above the airport for like 30 minnutes unable to land. Then the fucking fuel ran out. I shit you not. The damn stuardesses were runing around pale as a wall, but they had told nothing to the passangers. So after the fuel ran out (not completely, we had just a little bit left) the pilot turned off the engines and we had to "glide" down - fuck that was so god damn scary, i seriously though that it was it. Anyway, after of several minnutes of "free-fall" with occaisional bursts from the engines we sucessfully touched down and all the passangers started clapping their hands and cheering. anyway, it was pretty scary.

02-16-2003, 06:52 PM	#6
KrazieSweets So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,060	turbulence really scares the shit out of u..the first time u fly