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d0se · 02-16-2003, 06:35 AM

The fear of flying thread reminded me of a funny story about a nightmare flight back from Bangkok to Perth (Australia) ...

I was in the window seat, with a woman of indian extraction to my right, and ur average joe aussie next to her.. they weren't travelling 'together'...

Anyhow they get to talking, mainly about their respective spouses and their kids, boring the fuck out of me.. they sink a few champagnes together, decide they like eachother.. and start masturbating eachother under an airline blanket...

Now I was like 17 at the time and I didn't say anything, but this shit went on for like 3 hours.. they were whispering so loud i could hear it all.. they wanted to fuck eachother bad... the guy was talking about some tree in his back yard that he wanted to fuck her under..it warped my fragile mind...

Anyhoo later on in the flight just before landing she gave him her phone number and instructions on when NOT to call.. i wrote it down cos it was a fucking bad flight with that crap going on, so I was going to get revenge... in the end i did nothing and I regret it..

Any good nightmare flight stories out there?

02-16-2003, 06:35 AM
d0se Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Western Australia Posts: 1,225	Nightmare flights? The fear of flying thread reminded me of a funny story about a nightmare flight back from Bangkok to Perth (Australia) ... I was in the window seat, with a woman of indian extraction to my right, and ur average joe aussie next to her.. they weren't travelling 'together'... Anyhow they get to talking, mainly about their respective spouses and their kids, boring the fuck out of me.. they sink a few champagnes together, decide they like eachother.. and start masturbating eachother under an airline blanket... Now I was like 17 at the time and I didn't say anything, but this shit went on for like 3 hours.. they were whispering so loud i could hear it all.. they wanted to fuck eachother bad... the guy was talking about some tree in his back yard that he wanted to fuck her under..it warped my fragile mind... Anyhoo later on in the flight just before landing she gave him her phone number and instructions on when NOT to call.. i wrote it down cos it was a fucking bad flight with that crap going on, so I was going to get revenge... in the end i did nothing and I regret it.. Any good nightmare flight stories out there?