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dacash · 02-16-2003, 01:14 AM

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Ok i know what your all saying, buy 2 Roll of Duck Tape at %35 off and get a 3rd free, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! I will also throw in my special E-book on how to Vote for a President at no Extra Cost.

And that is not all if you order now with a Credit Card i will Throw another of my E-books that i just finished "How to Mine Oil for Dummies"

Limited Quantities.

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This offer is only good t'ill i feel like it, and under no objection i will ship anything to you after receiving payment or should i answer your email. If i decide to increase my Price and over charge your Credit car, well tough i will. If your not Satisfied you can call 1-800-555-1212 or right a email at [email protected]. I reserve the right to ship you your duck tape when i feel like it and no i will not give refund. If you think i screwed you well that is your problem for being that stupid to believe this. If you think you go Rights, well you don't you sign your rights away when you let your senate pass the Home Land Security.

dacash · 02-16-2003, 01:23 AM

ok ok, i will also give you a free E-books on how to COUNT VOTES!

That i should of sticked with porn, alote easier to sell

I fucking bought a whole Crate of Duck Tape.

dacash · 02-16-2003, 01:32 AM

tough crowd! Well ok, now you asked for it... I will also send a FREE OF CHARGE "The ultimate solution on how to get laid" E-book!

dacash · 02-16-2003, 02:30 AM

All of the above plus a Blowup doll?

02-16-2003, 01:14 AM	#1
dacash Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: some where in a basement Posts: 609	Get it while it last! Get your Duck tape at %35 off Yes you heard right, you get your Duck tape at %35 off and if you buy 2 you will also get a 3rd one FREE ! Ok i know what your all saying, buy 2 Roll of Duck Tape at %35 off and get a 3rd free, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! I will also throw in my special E-book on how to Vote for a President at no Extra Cost. And that is not all if you order now with a Credit Card i will Throw another of my E-books that i just finished "How to Mine Oil for Dummies" Limited Quantities. http://www.ducktapewillnotsaveyourso...?i_told_you_so This offer is only good t'ill i feel like it, and under no objection i will ship anything to you after receiving payment or should i answer your email. If i decide to increase my Price and over charge your Credit car, well tough i will. If your not Satisfied you can call 1-800-555-1212 or right a email at [email protected]. I reserve the right to ship you your duck tape when i feel like it and no i will not give refund. If you think i screwed you well that is your problem for being that stupid to believe this. If you think you go Rights, well you don't you sign your rights away when you let your senate pass the Home Land Security. __________________ ____________ Marc

02-16-2003, 01:23 AM	#2
dacash Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: some where in a basement Posts: 609	ok ok, i will also give you a free E-books on how to COUNT VOTES! That i should of sticked with porn, alote easier to sell I fucking bought a whole Crate of Duck Tape. __________________ ____________ Marc

02-16-2003, 01:32 AM	#3
dacash Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: some where in a basement Posts: 609	tough crowd! Well ok, now you asked for it... I will also send a FREE OF CHARGE "The ultimate solution on how to get laid" E-book! __________________ ____________ Marc

02-16-2003, 02:30 AM	#4
dacash Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: some where in a basement Posts: 609	All of the above plus a Blowup doll? __________________ ____________ Marc