Would you give up your dream of becoming a world famous trapeze artist at age 35? - GoFuckYourself.com

B.Barnato · 10-15-2012, 09:42 AM

Or continue the struggle?

L-Pink · 10-15-2012, 09:44 AM

I'd go for it. And safety nets are for pussies.

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ilnjscb · 10-15-2012, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Or continue the struggle?

It depends - have you had any success at all? For example, have you ever been profiled in American Trapeze or Circus Weekly? If not have you at least been in TrapezenKünstlerKraftWerkeMachen? In case you have not yet achieved any notoriety, I'd check out "Trapeasy: a guide to flying high professionally (I mean the kind without a plane or drugs)" by Saul "Whirlygig" Parkham, probably the best unsung trapeze artist of the 80s. This will help you evaluate the road forward.

B.Barnato · 10-15-2012, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

And safety nets are for pussies.

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B.Barnato · 10-15-2012, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

If not have you at least been in TrapezenKünstlerKraftWerkeMachen?

No.

CyberHustler · 10-15-2012, 11:07 PM

Hoda and Kathy became famous morning show alcoholics in their 50's and shit... Never give up.

B.Barnato · 10-16-2012, 11:44 PM

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Hoda and Kathy became famous morning show alcoholics in their 50's and shit... Never give up.

Thanks for giving me hope.

anexsia · 10-17-2012, 12:11 AM

My dream job is to be a Welfare Benefit Coordinator and Consumer. I accomplished this goal and my company provides me with my own EBT card, free section 8 housing, unemployment income for monthly drug purchases, and for every woman I impregnate and sell welfare services to I get extra commission. I even get a bonus sales commission for every african american person I sign up.

Unfortunately, I had to give up my dream of becoming a trapeze artist but I'm very happy and soon I can retire and spend my days educating my fellow industry friends on things I know nothing about and how back in my day, magazines were $3,000 and content was king.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must consume more cocaine before I take my 10 kids and my baby's mama and her baby's mama and my other baby's mama to pick up our welfa..paycheck.

YESSIGNALS.

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	I'd go for it. And safety nets are for pussies. .

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CyberHustler So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,062	Hoda and Kathy became famous morning show alcoholics in their 50's and shit... Never give up.