anexsia |
10-17-2012 12:11 AM |
My dream job is to be a Welfare Benefit Coordinator and Consumer. I accomplished this goal and my company provides me with my own EBT card, free section 8 housing, unemployment income for monthly drug purchases, and for every woman I impregnate and sell welfare services to I get extra commission. I even get a bonus sales commission for every african american person I sign up.
Unfortunately, I had to give up my dream of becoming a trapeze artist but I'm very happy and soon I can retire and spend my days educating my fellow industry friends on things I know nothing about and how back in my day, magazines were $3,000 and content was king.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must consume more cocaine before I take my 10 kids and my baby's mama and her baby's mama and my other baby's mama to pick up our welfa..paycheck.
YESSIGNALS.
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